How does a bear become so big?

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By eating a fuckton of high-calorie garbage and then sleeping all the time. Like most humans who browse imageboards.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually these fatties are garbage bears. They often live near landfills and eat nothing but human food garbage. I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many winters would this bear be preparing for?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          4?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy access to HFCS

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics+food intake
    next question

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta go bigger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, it's always bulking season

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kyriakos GRIZZLY aka The Bloatlord

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are animals THIS fat and fuzzy
    >they dont want to be cuddled
    our ancestors fucking failed us. why didn't they domesticate them.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of missing hikers.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gallon of milk + squats and oats

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that fat will melt right off during hibernation

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all food, no work

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eatin big sammins

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a fat shithead all day

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