4 months ago Reply Anonymous By eating a fuckton of high-calorie garbage and then sleeping all the time. Like most humans who browse imageboards.
4 months ago Reply Anonymous Usually these fatties are garbage bears. They often live near landfills and eat nothing but human food garbage. I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
4 months ago Reply Anonymous >I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs. Based
5 months ago Reply Anonymous >there are animals THIS fat and fuzzy >they dont want to be cuddled our ancestors fucking failed us. why didn't they domesticate them.
By eating a fuckton of high-calorie garbage and then sleeping all the time. Like most humans who browse imageboards.
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Usually these fatties are garbage bears. They often live near landfills and eat nothing but human food garbage. I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
>I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
Based
How many winters would this bear be preparing for?
All of them.
4?
Easy access to HFCS
genetics+food intake
next question
gotta go bigger
>yeah, it's always bulking season
>Kyriakos GRIZZLY aka The Bloatlord
>there are animals THIS fat and fuzzy
>they dont want to be cuddled
our ancestors fucking failed us. why didn't they domesticate them.
A couple of missing hikers.
gallon of milk + squats and oats
that fat will melt right off during hibernation
all food, no work
eatin big sammins
being a fat shithead all day