How does a bear become so big?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By eating a fuckton of high-calorie garbage and then sleeping all the time. Like most humans who browse imageboards.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually these fatties are garbage bears. They often live near landfills and eat nothing but human food garbage. I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many winters would this bear be preparing for?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy access to HFCS

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genetics+food intake
    next question

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta go bigger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, it's always bulking season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kyriakos GRIZZLY aka The Bloatlord

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are animals THIS fat and fuzzy
    >they dont want to be cuddled
    our ancestors fucking failed us. why didn't they domesticate them.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of missing hikers.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gallon of milk + squats and oats

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that fat will melt right off during hibernation

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all food, no work

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eatin big sammins

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being a fat shithead all day

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