How does a bear become so big?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By eating a frickton of high-calorie garbage and then sleeping all the time. Like most humans who browse imageboards.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Usually these fatties are garbage bears. They often live near landfills and eat nothing but human food garbage. I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen black bear at our local landfill that walked across the truck scale and it showed over 800lbs.
      Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How many winters would this bear be preparing for?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          4?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easy access to HFCS

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    genetics+food intake
    next question

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gotta go bigger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, it's always bulking season

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Kyriakos GRIZZLY aka The Bloatlord

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there are animals THIS fat and fuzzy
    >they dont want to be cuddled
    our ancestors fricking failed us. why didn't they domesticate them.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of missing hikers.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gallon of milk + squats and oats

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that fat will melt right off during hibernation

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all food, no work

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eatin big sammins

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    being a fat shithead all day

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