Suicide. More often than not, when someone "accidentally shot themselves while cleaning their gun" or "shot by dog", it was suicide and local cops/sheriff are trying to spare their family. Way less common than it used to be but not unheard of
No shit, it almost happened to me. >be me >ca 16 years old >go quail hunting with dad and his buddy >his buddy needs to piss >sets shotgun on the ground on safe >pushbutton safety >dog sees that we stopped hunting >runs back towards us >runs over shotgun >presses down on safety >pulls trigger >gun fires, destroying a bush about 3 feet from me
scared the living hell out of me
probable suicide.
the dog story is to save the families feelings.
then the media picked it up because that story is hilarious.
and it worked because we are reposting their content for them, and we're doing it for free.
1) Chamber a live round for no particular reason
2) Leave your rifle laying on on the ground unattended, pointing low
3) Go stand in front of it, doing some chore
4) Ignore you dog sniffing and pawing at it while it's barrel is pointing right at you
5) Win Darwin award
Look at that picture. Who the frick does that? Who lies back with their dog like that like they're taking a fricking lover's tryst glamour photo with mood lighting? The frick is that shit.
When u raise them like a normal dog they are loyal and intelligent. You have to be firm because they are goofy in early years. Mine is trained to attack someone holding a gun unless its me.
Imagine "rescuing" a fully grown dog, let alone a shitbull. Black person, dogs need to be trained from the time they're born and develop a bond with you, for them to be faithful to you. They are literal animals, and carnivorous beasts, especially when it comes to shitbulls. You can't just "rescue" a dog and think everything will work out.
It's from shitbull owners letting their Black person demons freely roam. They run around town and frick or kill every other dog they come across. Hence the Black person species propagates itself.
1) Chamber a live round for no particular reason
2) Leave your rifle laying on on the ground unattended, pointing low
3) Go stand in front of it, doing some chore
4) Ignore you dog sniffing and pawing at it while it's barrel is pointing right at you
5) Win Darwin award
You have to be moronic if you think that's what happened
It is what happened you fricking dolt. How the frick else could it? >Smith, 30, was in the front passenger seat of a pickup truck when the pooch stepped on the hunting rifle in the backseat. Smith was struck in the back and killed instantly, according to KSN.com.
hunting rifles aren't handguns, if you get shot point blank with a 308, especially near the spine, your brain is receiving enough disruptive shock that you're out.
>How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
You don't. It was no accident.
I was asking myself this but it could be that the gun and dog both were in the back of a pickup truck, not the passenger compartment. Police would have been able to see the bullet hole and its trajectory in between the bed and the cabin and then the story would check out. Maybe just the angle or something would lead one to conclude it wasn't a murder.
Every pit bull should be shot in the fricking head as their owners are forced to watch, and then put against the wall next to their shitbulls corpse. Death to all shitbulls and their Black person tier owners.
That’s what I guessed. A murder disguised as an accident?
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I was asking myself this but it could be that the gun and dog both were in the back of a pickup truck, not the passenger compartment. Police would have been able to see the bullet hole and its trajectory in between the bed and the cabin and then the story would check out. Maybe just the angle or something would lead one to conclude it wasn't a murder.
Guy had a rifle in his truck, presumably with one in the chamber. Dog stepped on it and the weapon discharged.
Oh the dog just grabbed the gun and shot him? I swear to God the people on this board are so fricking moronic
Frickin around with loaded guns is how.
Not the first time this has happened
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7068549.stm
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/8927325/Dog-shoots-man-in-buttocks-US-police-reveal.html
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/sit-stay-aim-fire-dog-shoots-another-hunter/
http://highlandstoday.com/hi/local-news/dog-shoots-man-accidentally-police-say-643226
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/12/19/dog-shoots-man-pet-owner-recovering-after-freak-gun-accident/
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/10/26/dog-named-trigger-shoots-indiana-owner-foot/74626450/
People have also been shot by deer and cats
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1144&dat=19471018&id=jS8bAAAAIBAJ&sjid=Gk0EAAAAIBAJ&pg=4459,1002920
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/03/10/cat-shoots-owner-with-mm-handgun.html
Suicide. More often than not, when someone "accidentally shot themselves while cleaning their gun" or "shot by dog", it was suicide and local cops/sheriff are trying to spare their family. Way less common than it used to be but not unheard of
bet it held the gun sideways
poor trigger control
the zoom broccoli haircut is just too much for this story. Why hasn't this country been nuked?
NO REFUNDS
t. local no kill shelter specializing in the breed of peace
He dindu nuffin
Violating the first rule of firearm safety is always a good way to die.
judging by the picture, he was probably stoned at the time of the accident
dog probably was too
>they took your women
>now they're taking your lives
doggays are cucked
so much for man's best friend
glowBlack folk came from him, couldnt find a story, blamed the dog, its so outrageous its believable
I knew him. It wasn't that dog it was his neighbors dog, truck, and gun. His neighbor should be charged if anything for negligence
So the neighbor was the goofball?
Yes, the neighbor was the silly willy
Goofball is slang for a harmless moron. Not a very nice thing to say about a dead guy
americans and their Black personbulls are the worst species in the world
>be dog
>kill the man of the house
>frick his girlfriend for years
based
By being a mutt moron with muh gunz.
Around dogs never relax
>t. not a cat
>die
>what a lovable goofball!
>he will be missed
the absolute state
No shit, it almost happened to me.
>be me
>ca 16 years old
>go quail hunting with dad and his buddy
>his buddy needs to piss
>sets shotgun on the ground on safe
>pushbutton safety
>dog sees that we stopped hunting
>runs back towards us
>runs over shotgun
>presses down on safety
>pulls trigger
>gun fires, destroying a bush about 3 feet from me
scared the living hell out of me
Kyle Pittenhouse
Poor socioeconomic conditions
probable suicide.
the dog story is to save the families feelings.
then the media picked it up because that story is hilarious.
and it worked because we are reposting their content for them, and we're doing it for free.
How does a dog pull a trigger. Was it like. You didn’t give me treat last night now you die
By having information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
Frickin around with loaded guns is how.
caption this
"I am a dog"
Meow
bix nood muffugga
I'm gonna cross state lines
>tfw higher IQ than owner
>I've been very knotty
Dindu woofin rah roh.
>be American
>get shot by dog
>Don't get a pit bull he will maul you
>Pit bull shoots you
Proved the haters wrong.
I loathe the practice of trying to breed pitbulls with everything in order to reduce the ~~*stigma*~~ and try to bypass community restrictions
It's just flagrant disrespect for one's own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others just to prove a point.
Scooby Dooby Doo why are you holding that gun now....
The eternal shitbull
I always wanted to get a gun dog.. I might reconsider now.
its pig - PIG
not dog
>pitbull
The jokes write xirselves
Someone killed and framed the dog
Dogs are the most oppressed group of people.
>Dogs are the most oppressed group of people.
True
Guns don't kill people. DOGS WITH GUNS, kill people.
13% of dogs commit 50% of all of the shootings
This isn't too far out of the realm of possibility, dogs are notoriously bad shots.
It was a lover's quarrel over a white roastie
You're right, how could such a thing happen.
Must have been intentional.
Why are you such a bad dog Snitter? Why do you kill everyone who wanted to show you love? Must have just been born wrong. Sit and think about it.
Frick that movie was brutal
What movie?
He fricked around and found out.
1) Chamber a live round for no particular reason
2) Leave your rifle laying on on the ground unattended, pointing low
3) Go stand in front of it, doing some chore
4) Ignore you dog sniffing and pawing at it while it's barrel is pointing right at you
5) Win Darwin award
That dog looks guilty as frick.
Didn't put the safety on?
I know a lot of "great white hunters" who have put a hole in their ceiling(s)/roof when cleaning that "unloaded firearm".
>how do you get shot by a dog
I’m guessing it started with “hold my beer”.
It has those dull/dead shark eyes that Black folk have
>How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
By being american
>not training your dog to provide cover fire while you make your advance
How are you planning on making it to the egg aisle in 2024 otherwise?
Trying to rape it and the dog has had enough.
Look at that picture. Who the frick does that? Who lies back with their dog like that like they're taking a fricking lover's tryst glamour photo with mood lighting? The frick is that shit.
There is something wrong with your mind, anon. I am not sure why you conjure sexual imagery to this story..please get help.
>sees a dog
>thinks about bestiality
found the canadian english teacher
What breed is that? If it's s pitt/staffie mix it did it on purpose
Looks like a lab pit mix which is good for bird and rabbit hunting. Probably gettin his dog out of truck and it stepped on shotgun trigger.
What is it about Americans and the need to add Pitbull to other breeds of Dog?
When u raise them like a normal dog they are loyal and intelligent. You have to be firm because they are goofy in early years. Mine is trained to attack someone holding a gun unless its me.
There's so many breeds which can do just that though. Malinois for example.
People don't usually purposefully mix dog breeds. Mix dogs are usually rescues from shelters.
Shelter Dogs are almost all Pitbull or Pitbull derived. People just can't get it into their head they were bred for fighting and nothing else.
That's not true I used to work at a shelter and there are a frickton of different dog breeds and LOTS of them are tiny dogs.
>tiny dogs
let me guess: most are chihuahuas?
That's correct. People can't handle them nor their health problems.
not a lot of Chihuahuas tbh. Just tiny little mutt dogs.
https://blog.dogsbite.org/2020/03/do-not-adopt-a-pit-bull-shelter-shenanigans-coronavirus.html
>People don't usually purposefully mix dog breeds
poodles are purposely bred into everything now
I said "usually" you nig
define 'usually' gigaBlack person, go look at breeders listings and "doodles" are some of the most commonly marketed breeds now
Imagine "rescuing" a fully grown dog, let alone a shitbull. Black person, dogs need to be trained from the time they're born and develop a bond with you, for them to be faithful to you. They are literal animals, and carnivorous beasts, especially when it comes to shitbulls. You can't just "rescue" a dog and think everything will work out.
In the UK it's often Older Dogs that are abandoned because people cannot afford to care for them in their dotage.
They purposely cross bred to create the perfect hunting dog for the conditions
It's from shitbull owners letting their Black person demons freely roam. They run around town and frick or kill every other dog they come across. Hence the Black person species propagates itself.
Guy had a rifle in his truck, presumably with one in the chamber. Dog stepped on it and the weapon discharged.
so he didnt follow the rules.
You have to be moronic if you think that's what happened
Oh the dog just grabbed the gun and shot him? I swear to God the people on this board are so fricking moronic
oh, we have polish intellectual.
It is what happened you fricking dolt. How the frick else could it?
>Smith, 30, was in the front passenger seat of a pickup truck when the pooch stepped on the hunting rifle in the backseat. Smith was struck in the back and killed instantly, according to KSN.com.
>killed instantly
It either went through his heart exactly perfectly or it wasn’t instant
hunting rifles aren't handguns, if you get shot point blank with a 308, especially near the spine, your brain is receiving enough disruptive shock that you're out.
Must have been an American Pitbull.
>Be american
>Get shot by a dog
"guns don't kill people, people kill people"
Generally the dog is spazzing out, you set the rifle down without the safety on, and the dog steps on the trigger while you're down the barrel.
The same way you get shot by a dog on purpose.
I ain't yo dawg whiteboi
Damn I didn't know Rhett died
Only on the inside
lmao I love this goofball
Why didn't you read the article?
They chew on the trigger, obviously.
?t=8
Immediately came to mind.
>Nigbull doing Black persony things
>Surprise Nigachu face.png
>How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
You don't. It was no accident.
That’s what I guessed. A murder disguised as an accident?
I was asking myself this but it could be that the gun and dog both were in the back of a pickup truck, not the passenger compartment. Police would have been able to see the bullet hole and its trajectory in between the bed and the cabin and then the story would check out. Maybe just the angle or something would lead one to conclude it wasn't a murder.
The dog did it on purpose
Only one top dog can frick the b***h, the man lost
I like how the monkey is the one standing there calmly like a human while the blacks are jumping around like monkeys.
Every. Single. Time.
Every pit bull should be shot in the fricking head as their owners are forced to watch, and then put against the wall next to their shitbulls corpse. Death to all shitbulls and their Black person tier owners.
Frick you leaf I'd sooner see you and you family castrated and forced to eat your own gonads while me and my doggos laugh and point.
I do not think these creatures should be permitted to exist.
>shitbull
no surprises
that isn't a pitbull you dolt
Yes it is
no it isn't moron.
That's a pitbull, stupid.
Yes it is you stupid fricking homosexual yank. Don’t ever post here again you worthless Black person worshipping mutt.
its not a pittpull, dumb frick cancuck
It's a gooch
>that isn't a pitbull you dolt
Does that look like a miniature daschund to you, tard?
It's a shootzu
Not the first time this has happened
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7068549.stm
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/8927325/Dog-shoots-man-in-buttocks-US-police-reveal.html
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/sit-stay-aim-fire-dog-shoots-another-hunter/
http://highlandstoday.com/hi/local-news/dog-shoots-man-accidentally-police-say-643226
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/12/19/dog-shoots-man-pet-owner-recovering-after-freak-gun-accident/
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/10/26/dog-named-trigger-shoots-indiana-owner-foot/74626450/
People have also been shot by deer and cats
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1144&dat=19471018&id=jS8bAAAAIBAJ&sjid=Gk0EAAAAIBAJ&pg=4459,1002920
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/03/10/cat-shoots-owner-with-mm-handgun.html
every real crime tv show is actually owned by
the illuminati and whenever they want to
cover up a murder, or frame somebody
they just make true crime episode about it
and tell every single pertinent lie to incriminate
and paint the picture they are gonna sell
all of those cats dogs and deer who
murdered their owners with guns
those animals were just framed. And
those animal owners were enemies
of the devil
we're all fighting a war inside of a giant
conspiracy and all of the normies are
in danger of being catinated and truecrimed
Let me guess, lab mix?
meh, close enough
T-they are evolving....