How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?

How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide. More often than not, when someone "accidentally shot themselves while cleaning their gun" or "shot by dog", it was suicide and local cops/sheriff are trying to spare their family. Way less common than it used to be but not unheard of

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bet it held the gun sideways

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poor trigger control

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the zoom broccoli haircut is just too much for this story. Why hasn't this country been nuked?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NO REFUNDS

    t. local no kill shelter specializing in the breed of peace

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He dindu nuffin

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Violating the first rule of firearm safety is always a good way to die.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    judging by the picture, he was probably stoned at the time of the accident
    dog probably was too

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they took your women
    >now they're taking your lives
    doggays are cucked
    so much for man's best friend

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glowBlack folk came from him, couldnt find a story, blamed the dog, its so outrageous its believable

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I knew him. It wasn't that dog it was his neighbors dog, truck, and gun. His neighbor should be charged if anything for negligence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the neighbor was the goofball?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the neighbor was the silly willy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goofball is slang for a harmless moron. Not a very nice thing to say about a dead guy

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    americans and their Black personbulls are the worst species in the world

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be dog
    >kill the man of the house
    >frick his girlfriend for years
    based

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By being a mutt moron with muh gunz.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Around dogs never relax
    >t. not a cat

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >what a lovable goofball!
    >he will be missed
    the absolute state

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, it almost happened to me.
    >be me
    >ca 16 years old
    >go quail hunting with dad and his buddy
    >his buddy needs to piss
    >sets shotgun on the ground on safe
    >pushbutton safety
    >dog sees that we stopped hunting
    >runs back towards us
    >runs over shotgun
    >presses down on safety
    >pulls trigger
    >gun fires, destroying a bush about 3 feet from me
    scared the living hell out of me

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle Pittenhouse

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poor socioeconomic conditions

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probable suicide.
    the dog story is to save the families feelings.
    then the media picked it up because that story is hilarious.
    and it worked because we are reposting their content for them, and we're doing it for free.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does a dog pull a trigger. Was it like. You didn’t give me treat last night now you die

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By having information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin around with loaded guns is how.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    caption this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "I am a dog"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bix nood muffugga

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna cross state lines

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw higher IQ than owner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been very knotty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dindu woofin rah roh.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be American
    >get shot by dog

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't get a pit bull he will maul you
    >Pit bull shoots you

    Proved the haters wrong.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loathe the practice of trying to breed pitbulls with everything in order to reduce the ~~*stigma*~~ and try to bypass community restrictions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just flagrant disrespect for one's own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others just to prove a point.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby Dooby Doo why are you holding that gun now....

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The eternal shitbull

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to get a gun dog.. I might reconsider now.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its pig - PIG
    not dog

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbull
    The jokes write xirselves

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone killed and framed the dog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are the most oppressed group of people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dogs are the most oppressed group of people.
        True

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guns don't kill people. DOGS WITH GUNS, kill people.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    13% of dogs commit 50% of all of the shootings

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't too far out of the realm of possibility, dogs are notoriously bad shots.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was a lover's quarrel over a white roastie

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, how could such a thing happen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Must have been intentional.

      Why are you such a bad dog Snitter? Why do you kill everyone who wanted to show you love? Must have just been born wrong. Sit and think about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that movie was brutal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What movie?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked around and found out.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1) Chamber a live round for no particular reason
    2) Leave your rifle laying on on the ground unattended, pointing low
    3) Go stand in front of it, doing some chore
    4) Ignore you dog sniffing and pawing at it while it's barrel is pointing right at you
    5) Win Darwin award

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That dog looks guilty as frick.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't put the safety on?
    I know a lot of "great white hunters" who have put a hole in their ceiling(s)/roof when cleaning that "unloaded firearm".

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you get shot by a dog
    I’m guessing it started with “hold my beer”.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It has those dull/dead shark eyes that Black folk have

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
    By being american

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not training your dog to provide cover fire while you make your advance

    How are you planning on making it to the egg aisle in 2024 otherwise?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to rape it and the dog has had enough.

    Look at that picture. Who the frick does that? Who lies back with their dog like that like they're taking a fricking lover's tryst glamour photo with mood lighting? The frick is that shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is something wrong with your mind, anon. I am not sure why you conjure sexual imagery to this story..please get help.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sees a dog
      >thinks about bestiality
      found the canadian english teacher

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What breed is that? If it's s pitt/staffie mix it did it on purpose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a lab pit mix which is good for bird and rabbit hunting. Probably gettin his dog out of truck and it stepped on shotgun trigger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is it about Americans and the need to add Pitbull to other breeds of Dog?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When u raise them like a normal dog they are loyal and intelligent. You have to be firm because they are goofy in early years. Mine is trained to attack someone holding a gun unless its me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's so many breeds which can do just that though. Malinois for example.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People don't usually purposefully mix dog breeds. Mix dogs are usually rescues from shelters.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shelter Dogs are almost all Pitbull or Pitbull derived. People just can't get it into their head they were bred for fighting and nothing else.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's not true I used to work at a shelter and there are a frickton of different dog breeds and LOTS of them are tiny dogs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >tiny dogs
                let me guess: most are chihuahuas?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's correct. People can't handle them nor their health problems.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not a lot of Chihuahuas tbh. Just tiny little mutt dogs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://blog.dogsbite.org/2020/03/do-not-adopt-a-pit-bull-shelter-shenanigans-coronavirus.html

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >People don't usually purposefully mix dog breeds
            poodles are purposely bred into everything now

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I said "usually" you nig

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                define 'usually' gigaBlack person, go look at breeders listings and "doodles" are some of the most commonly marketed breeds now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine "rescuing" a fully grown dog, let alone a shitbull. Black person, dogs need to be trained from the time they're born and develop a bond with you, for them to be faithful to you. They are literal animals, and carnivorous beasts, especially when it comes to shitbulls. You can't just "rescue" a dog and think everything will work out.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              In the UK it's often Older Dogs that are abandoned because people cannot afford to care for them in their dotage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They purposely cross bred to create the perfect hunting dog for the conditions

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's from shitbull owners letting their Black person demons freely roam. They run around town and frick or kill every other dog they come across. Hence the Black person species propagates itself.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guy had a rifle in his truck, presumably with one in the chamber. Dog stepped on it and the weapon discharged.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so he didnt follow the rules.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1) Chamber a live round for no particular reason
      2) Leave your rifle laying on on the ground unattended, pointing low
      3) Go stand in front of it, doing some chore
      4) Ignore you dog sniffing and pawing at it while it's barrel is pointing right at you
      5) Win Darwin award

      You have to be moronic if you think that's what happened

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh the dog just grabbed the gun and shot him? I swear to God the people on this board are so fricking moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh, we have polish intellectual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is what happened you fricking dolt. How the frick else could it?
        >Smith, 30, was in the front passenger seat of a pickup truck when the pooch stepped on the hunting rifle in the backseat. Smith was struck in the back and killed instantly, according to KSN.com.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >killed instantly
          It either went through his heart exactly perfectly or it wasn’t instant

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hunting rifles aren't handguns, if you get shot point blank with a 308, especially near the spine, your brain is receiving enough disruptive shock that you're out.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Must have been an American Pitbull.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Be american
    >Get shot by a dog

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "guns don't kill people, people kill people"

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Generally the dog is spazzing out, you set the rifle down without the safety on, and the dog steps on the trigger while you're down the barrel.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The same way you get shot by a dog on purpose.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't yo dawg whiteboi

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I didn't know Rhett died

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only on the inside

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao I love this goofball

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you read the article?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They chew on the trigger, obviously.

    ?t=8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately came to mind.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nigbull doing Black persony things
    >Surprise Nigachu face.png

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
    You don't. It was no accident.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I guessed. A murder disguised as an accident?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you get accidentally shot by a dog?
        You don't. It was no accident.

        I was asking myself this but it could be that the gun and dog both were in the back of a pickup truck, not the passenger compartment. Police would have been able to see the bullet hole and its trajectory in between the bed and the cabin and then the story would check out. Maybe just the angle or something would lead one to conclude it wasn't a murder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The dog did it on purpose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only one top dog can frick the b***h, the man lost

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the monkey is the one standing there calmly like a human while the blacks are jumping around like monkeys.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every. Single. Time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every pit bull should be shot in the fricking head as their owners are forced to watch, and then put against the wall next to their shitbulls corpse. Death to all shitbulls and their Black person tier owners.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you leaf I'd sooner see you and you family castrated and forced to eat your own gonads while me and my doggos laugh and point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not think these creatures should be permitted to exist.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shitbull
    no surprises

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't a pitbull you dolt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it isn't moron.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's a pitbull, stupid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is you stupid fricking homosexual yank. Don’t ever post here again you worthless Black person worshipping mutt.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              its not a pittpull, dumb frick cancuck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that isn't a pitbull you dolt

          It's a gooch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that isn't a pitbull you dolt
        Does that look like a miniature daschund to you, tard?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shootzu

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what I guessed. A murder disguised as an accident?

        [...]
        I was asking myself this but it could be that the gun and dog both were in the back of a pickup truck, not the passenger compartment. Police would have been able to see the bullet hole and its trajectory in between the bed and the cabin and then the story would check out. Maybe just the angle or something would lead one to conclude it wasn't a murder.

        Guy had a rifle in his truck, presumably with one in the chamber. Dog stepped on it and the weapon discharged.

        Oh the dog just grabbed the gun and shot him? I swear to God the people on this board are so fricking moronic

        Frickin around with loaded guns is how.

        Not the first time this has happened
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7068549.stm
        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/8927325/Dog-shoots-man-in-buttocks-US-police-reveal.html
        https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/sit-stay-aim-fire-dog-shoots-another-hunter/
        http://highlandstoday.com/hi/local-news/dog-shoots-man-accidentally-police-say-643226
        http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/12/19/dog-shoots-man-pet-owner-recovering-after-freak-gun-accident/
        http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/10/26/dog-named-trigger-shoots-indiana-owner-foot/74626450/
        People have also been shot by deer and cats
        https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1144&dat=19471018&id=jS8bAAAAIBAJ&sjid=Gk0EAAAAIBAJ&pg=4459,1002920
        http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/03/10/cat-shoots-owner-with-mm-handgun.html

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          every real crime tv show is actually owned by
          the illuminati and whenever they want to
          cover up a murder, or frame somebody

          they just make true crime episode about it
          and tell every single pertinent lie to incriminate
          and paint the picture they are gonna sell

          all of those cats dogs and deer who
          murdered their owners with guns

          those animals were just framed. And
          those animal owners were enemies
          of the devil

          we're all fighting a war inside of a giant
          conspiracy and all of the normies are
          in danger of being catinated and truecrimed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't moron.

        Let me guess, lab mix?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        meh, close enough

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    T-they are evolving....

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