How do we make our dogs live forever

How do we make our dogs live forever

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Preach the Gospel to all creation. All may receive eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they will live forever in our hearts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO GO, HUH? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO GO?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all dogs go to heaven...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't we at least get Christmas cards then

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe breeding them for healthier bodies and minds instead of superficial physical traits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long could we get them to live with selective breeding

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        20-30 probably

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like that they die
    I mean obviously youre sad and distraught in the process but afterward they become a fond memory and a good way to catalogue your life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And what about them?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, you let them die when they're supposed to. Nobody deserves to live forever.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if at some point you wanted a new dog? like you just wanted a small breed or a more active or lower maintenance breed for awhile or something. Do you just keep getting more new immortal dogs forever?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had the same dog breed and coat color for 35 years, next week i'm getting my 4th gen puppy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Through glory on the battlefield.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf has gone insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENINE

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LITERALLY forever a dog
    why would you want to punish your pet like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love them. I think if you gave anyone the option to not die they would take it, regardless of what they say

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what the future has in store. Also imagine outliving your family and then literally every friend you ever had. For years, for decades, for thousands of years. If you only received a "never die" feature with no brain upgrade you'd probably go clinically insane after 300 years and then continue living like a potato for all eternity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't being dead forever sound like a long time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Since when are you conscious in that state?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Since when are you not conscious after death? It’s common knowledge and clearly supported by many sources. Trust the experts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > For years, for decades, for thousands of years. If you only received a "never die" feature with no brain upgrade you'd probably go clinically insane after 300 years and then continue living like a potato for all eternity.
          no homosexual, you just get used to it. Ofc after some centuries will become a giga nerd, mastering multiple subjects.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine outliving your family and then literally every friend you ever had. For years, for decades, for thousands of years.
          that sounds epic dude, maybe you're just gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to live forever, I just want to live for as long as I want to keep living.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The eggs have softened, billions must fly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you actually thought that was funny before posting, didn't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed at it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its funny if you aren't a mindbroken homosexual 🙂

          Get off my Wauf zoomers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its funny if you aren't a mindbroken homosexual 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I chuckled. Keep up the good work anon.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nanomachnes, son.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking if we focused on the heart, kidneys, joints and brain we stand a good chance
      What is your nanomachine idea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want nanomachines that can flow through the body via the circulatory system and have non newtonian properties, specifically how a non newtonian fluid reacts to kinetic energy.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day just before your dog dies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said things have to die. It's just something people accept. How can you accept going away for ever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this whole world is surrounded by death. as we speak, my friend's dog only has 12 minutes to live.
        i just ate a banana and can see the peel decomposing. i also ate meat from a dead chicken and i did so on a paper plate from a once alive tree. even now as i type this who knows how many people have died.

        death is life and life is death. there is no escaping it. it's everywhere you look

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Something needs to be done about this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then do it yourself because i don't care enough to. i don't have the energy. it takes everything i have to make a living and maintain myself, and i still have to marry a woman and raise kids. i don't have the time or energy to do anything like that, so i will die and so will my dog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anytime you think you're about to die, just say "NO" as loud as you can. Legally, the Grim Reaper can't take you if you do that.
        So really, you gotta teach your dog to speak, first.

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