How do they keep doing it?

How do they keep doing it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just naturally effective forms that exist in environments that thrive in pretty much any context. The only one it's missing is the humble crab, which everything keeps fricking evolving into.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrestrial Crocodiles went extinct now for the first time in 250 million years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank god imagine how fast those things were

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw spiders are older than trees
    bro... some shit just isn't right in this world
    Early Paleozoic was some other world shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lighters predate matches

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crocs are litterally 1 carnivorous hippo away from extinction. They could have ruled the world and been all over the place with the salt water croc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fortunately hippos are endemic to africa and bolivia(thanks escobar)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh wait it was colombia, my mistake

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    horseshoe crabs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remove crocodiles, they only survived one mass extinction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many did you survive you fricking loser?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never died in a mass extinction event.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neither did crocodiles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crocodilomorphs survived both the triassic-jurassic extiction and the cretacean extinction

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny pic but everything that is alive today has managed to survive every mass extinction even so far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but how many of them kept their body shape mostly unchanged?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you'll still gonna be the same basement dweller neckbeard for the next hundred millions of years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Correct.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By being the absolute peak evolutionary design

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodiles have the perfect formula. Do nothing all day, then once a month attack something that has a drink and can't easily see you below the water surface

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they survive the extinctions because young ones eat small fish and insects and old ones will eat young ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and dragonflies only survive because they spend 99% of their lifespan in larvae state

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This jelly bastard has been around since the dawn of animals and will probably outlived everything else on this planet until the sun goes supernova

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know that if jellyfish don't leave any fossils behind after they die?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I asked them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        impressions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jellyfish do impressions?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            actually they're more into observational comedy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of fossils from their sessile life stage, though.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we really just posting reddit memes here now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good meme despite the strong reddit aura

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we've been doin that since nu-feels guy unfortunately if not nu-pepe
      just gave away all the unique shit cause of 9gay
      frankly it's a shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wauf is the most reddit board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. I can't believe I share a board with people who use words like "snoot", "boop" and "pupper" totally unironically
        Too many females on this board tbdesu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >browses dog generals
          Looks like you were the plebbitor all along, this is a /kot/ board

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't browse either general. Pets are reddit.
            I'm more of a /kot/ guy though if I had to choose.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              /kot/ is also reddit. They get mad and start going on about dog fricking you suggest neutering, spaying, and keeping cats inside and we have neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them.

              Wauf is mostly copied and pasted from r/dogfree, r/cats, r/ banpitbulls, r/sexwithdogs (deleted which is why they’re here) and r/ifrickinghatecats. The overall mixture is one of moronic perverted godless degenerates.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them
                that's unironically Wauf as frick though newbie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wauf never really cared either way. It’s dramatically reddit.

                Wauf is not about being a cat fanatic that worships bastet and believe’s lovecrafts rants. It’s about sending morons that torture cats to death to jail. Identity politics are very reddit. I should know. I started using Wauf in 2006 and am a site wide mod on le reddits.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its true, reddit is just a moronic clone of Wauf and Wauf was taken over by people that got banned from reddit and twitter. the og Wauf got terminal cancer in 2007, was on life support in 2010, and died completely in 2012.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't browse either general. Pets are reddit.
            I'm more of a /kot/ guy though if I had to choose.

            /kot/ is also reddit. They get mad and start going on about dog fricking you suggest neutering, spaying, and keeping cats inside and we have neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them.

            Wauf is mostly copied and pasted from r/dogfree, r/cats, r/ banpitbulls, r/sexwithdogs (deleted which is why they’re here) and r/ifrickinghatecats. The overall mixture is one of moronic perverted godless degenerates.

            >neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them
            that's unironically Wauf as frick though newbie

            Wauf never really cared either way. It’s dramatically reddit.

            Wauf is not about being a cat fanatic that worships bastet and believe’s lovecrafts rants. It’s about sending morons that torture cats to death to jail. Identity politics are very reddit. I should know. I started using Wauf in 2006 and am a site wide mod on le reddits.

            Shut up gays, you are all Reddit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kino meme
              and that's not just Wauf talkin really frick projecting plebbitors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Too many females on this board tbdesu

          I’d rather be on a board full of women than a board full of “women”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        animals are a reddit hobby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since when does trannit like Chud Guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it goes beyond that. This whole website except a couple low-traffic boards that shall not be named has become the become the endpoint for a lot of shit flushed from twitter through reddit/facebook then finally here. We are not an origin node for much on the internet anymore we are at best tertiary commentary and yes I blame the zoomers/people who can't hold their bait for making everything twitter commentary. The mods should have made twitter/reddit reposting a bannable offense and a global rule when it mattered (more than 8 years ago). Our only leg to stand on is we allow anonymity without a log-in. The free-speech advocacy isn't even relevant here anymore since the division into Wauf and Wauf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ratio

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