How do they keep doing it?

How do they keep doing it?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just naturally effective forms that exist in environments that thrive in pretty much any context. The only one it's missing is the humble crab, which everything keeps fucking evolving into.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terrestrial Crocodiles went extinct now for the first time in 250 million years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank god imagine how fast those things were

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw spiders are older than trees
    bro... some shit just isn't right in this world
    Early Paleozoic was some other world shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lighters predate matches

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crocs are litterally 1 carnivorous hippo away from extinction. They could have ruled the world and been all over the place with the salt water croc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fortunately hippos are endemic to africa and bolivia(thanks escobar)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh wait it was colombia, my mistake

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    horseshoe crabs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remove crocodiles, they only survived one mass extinction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many did you survive you fucking loser?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never died in a mass extinction event.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Neither did crocodiles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crocodilomorphs survived both the triassic-jurassic extiction and the cretacean extinction

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny pic but everything that is alive today has managed to survive every mass extinction even so far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how many of them kept their body shape mostly unchanged?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you'll still gonna be the same basement dweller neckbeard for the next hundred millions of years

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being the absolute peak evolutionary design

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodiles have the perfect formula. Do nothing all day, then once a month attack something that has a drink and can't easily see you below the water surface

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they survive the extinctions because young ones eat small fish and insects and old ones will eat young ones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and dragonflies only survive because they spend 99% of their lifespan in larvae state

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This jelly bastard has been around since the dawn of animals and will probably outlived everything else on this planet until the sun goes supernova

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know that if jellyfish don't leave any fossils behind after they die?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I asked them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        impressions

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jellyfish do impressions?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            actually they're more into observational comedy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of fossils from their sessile life stage, though.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we really just posting reddit memes here now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good meme despite the strong reddit aura

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we've been doin that since nu-feels guy unfortunately if not nu-pepe
      just gave away all the unique shit cause of 9fag
      frankly it's a shame

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wauf is the most reddit board.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. I can't believe I share a board with people who use words like "snoot", "boop" and "pupper" totally unironically
        Too many females on this board tbdesu

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >browses dog generals
          Looks like you were the plebbitor all along, this is a /kot/ board

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't browse either general. Pets are reddit.
            I'm more of a /kot/ guy though if I had to choose.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              /kot/ is also reddit. They get mad and start going on about dog fucking you suggest neutering, spaying, and keeping cats inside and we have neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them.

              Wauf is mostly copied and pasted from r/dogfree, r/cats, r/ banpitbulls, r/sexwithdogs (deleted which is why they’re here) and r/ifuckinghatecats. The overall mixture is one of retarded perverted godless degenerates.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them
                that's unironically Wauf as fuck though newfag

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wauf never really cared either way. It’s dramatically reddit.

                Wauf is not about being a cat fanatic that worships bastet and believe’s lovecrafts rants. It’s about sending retards that torture cats to death to jail. Identity politics are very reddit. I should know. I started using Wauf in 2006 and am a site wide mod on le reddits.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its true, reddit is just a retarded clone of Wauf and Wauf was taken over by people that got banned from reddit and twitter. the og Wauf got terminal cancer in 2007, was on life support in 2010, and died completely in 2012.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't browse either general. Pets are reddit.
            I'm more of a /kot/ guy though if I had to choose.

            /kot/ is also reddit. They get mad and start going on about dog fucking you suggest neutering, spaying, and keeping cats inside and we have neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them.

            Wauf is mostly copied and pasted from r/dogfree, r/cats, r/ banpitbulls, r/sexwithdogs (deleted which is why they’re here) and r/ifuckinghatecats. The overall mixture is one of retarded perverted godless degenerates.

            >neckbeards thag worship cats and think they’re supreme gentleman for preferring them
            that's unironically Wauf as fuck though newfag

            Wauf never really cared either way. It’s dramatically reddit.

            Wauf is not about being a cat fanatic that worships bastet and believe’s lovecrafts rants. It’s about sending retards that torture cats to death to jail. Identity politics are very reddit. I should know. I started using Wauf in 2006 and am a site wide mod on le reddits.

            Shut up fags, you are all Reddit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              kino meme
              and that's not just Wauf talkin really fuck projecting plebbitors

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Too many females on this board tbdesu

          I’d rather be on a board full of women than a board full of “women”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        animals are a reddit hobby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since when does trannit like Chud Guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it goes beyond that. This whole website except a couple low-traffic boards that shall not be named has become the become the endpoint for a lot of shit flushed from twitter through reddit/facebook then finally here. We are not an origin node for much on the internet anymore we are at best tertiary commentary and yes I blame the zoomers/people who can't hold their bait for making everything twitter commentary. The mods should have made twitter/reddit reposting a bannable offense and a global rule when it mattered (more than 8 years ago). Our only leg to stand on is we allow anonymity without a log-in. The free-speech advocacy isn't even relevant here anymore since the division into Wauf and Wauf.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ratio

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