How do i impress girl who is into plants? Posted on August 22, 2022 by Anonymous How do i impress girl who is into plants?
Throw seeds at her
Plants communicate through volatile chemicals, so douse yourself in gasoline and eat a shit ton of mexican food before the meetup.
Ask her advice on what plants are good to grow for beginners. Show genuine interest.
Get her a copy of Plantasia.
remove the L and wear them.
Toss your cum on her and tell her you're pollinating
>I'd like to PLANT my SEED in you!
Girls love puns
This might sound weird but do you think a woman who's really into plants would be willing to involve them in her sex life? I mean, her cosplaying a Poison Ivy or Rosemon? Maybe even use cucumbers?
No because the more you care about plants the less you see them as ornaments and accessories. Women who are not into plants would do that.
>yeah, just like that, suck my stamen you dirty little shrub
plant a niche flower type in your garden and make a love pun about its name
bury her with some
Paint your dick green and put a little flower on top
go off grid and grow your own food
What kind of plants?
Put a cucumber up her ass
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If you want to impress a girl who is into plants.
>Find botanical garden
>Do research on the exhibitions you see before hand
>Spend a day just studying it, and common plant facts
>Take her the next day
>Impres her with plant facts and knowledge
>Obviously do it in a way that isn't rude.
>Try to bond over a love of plants
The bulb of a Jerusalem tulip
Find a nice indoor spot that gets daily sunlight and stand there without moving until she notices your plant-like qualities. No, you can't move to eat or drink, plants don't do that.
>he doesn't know about vines
just bee yourself
This is a fairly interesting place to start reading, and is probably a topic she’d be happy to talk about.
This is about the eyes some plants have; looking up research about Boquila trifoliolata will get you more info about it legitimately seeing the shapes of stuff around it.
Grow a giant sequoia tree on your lawn
Is that even possible? Not planting it, like, owning one or the "seeds"
Why wouldn't it be?
This is pretty based. I'm gonna get one just to piss off my neighbors.
If you buy it get the saplings, not the seeds.
Sequoia germination is extremely lengthy and difficult.
dude weed lmao
Get the fuck out of here, Seth
Buy her a bouquet bro
seems like a bad idea.
at best she'll think your basic and at worst she'll be upset because the flowers had their roots cut off