How do i impress girl who is into plants?

How do i impress girl who is into plants?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw seeds at her

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plants communicate through volatile chemicals, so douse yourself in gasoline and eat a shit ton of mexican food before the meetup.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her advice on what plants are good to grow for beginners. Show genuine interest.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get her a copy of Plantasia.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remove the L and wear them.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toss your cum on her and tell her you're pollinating

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say
    >I'd like to PLANT my SEED in you!
    Girls love puns

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This might sound weird but do you think a woman who's really into plants would be willing to involve them in her sex life? I mean, her cosplaying a Poison Ivy or Rosemon? Maybe even use cucumbers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No because the more you care about plants the less you see them as ornaments and accessories. Women who are not into plants would do that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, just like that, suck my stamen you dirty little shrub

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plant a niche flower type in your garden and make a love pun about its name

        kek

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bury her with some

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paint your dick green and put a little flower on top

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go off grid and grow your own food

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of plants?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put a cucumber up her ass

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [Spoiler] . [/Spoiler] ?

  15. 1 month ago
    Casper

    Pepe

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to impress a girl who is into plants.
    >Find botanical garden
    >Go alone
    >Do research on the exhibitions you see before hand
    >Spend a day just studying it, and common plant facts
    >Take her the next day
    >Impres her with plant facts and knowledge
    >Obviously do it in a way that isn't rude.
    >Try to bond over a love of plants

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bulb of a Jerusalem tulip

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find a nice indoor spot that gets daily sunlight and stand there without moving until she notices your plant-like qualities. No, you can't move to eat or drink, plants don't do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about vines

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just bee yourself

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_communication
    This is a fairly interesting place to start reading, and is probably a topic she’d be happy to talk about.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/veggies-with-vision-do-plants-see-the-world-around-them/
    This is about the eyes some plants have; looking up research about Boquila trifoliolata will get you more info about it legitimately seeing the shapes of stuff around it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grow a giant sequoia tree on your lawn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real question:
      Is that even possible? Not planting it, like, owning one or the "seeds"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't it be?
        https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313&_nkw=sequoia+sempervirens+seed&_sacat=0&LH_TitleDesc=0&_odkw=sequoia+sempervirens+seedling&_osacat=0

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is pretty based. I'm gonna get one just to piss off my neighbors.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you buy it get the saplings, not the seeds.
            Sequoia germination is extremely lengthy and difficult.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude weed lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get the fuck out of here, Seth

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy her a bouquet bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seems like a bad idea.
      at best she'll think your basic and at worst she'll be upset because the flowers had their roots cut off

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