How do I attract cats?

Tl;Dr
>On deployment
>Fricking rats everywhere
>Some got in my room and shit all over the place
>Had to make a underdoor seal with ducktape and foil
>Bought a peppermint spray to deter them
>There's a shit ton of cats around that's jobs are to kill the rats
How do I get said cats to basically come to my area more?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a couple of ferrets, mang.

    And set the traps with walnuts attached at places where your ferrets won't go.

    That'll do the job, guaranteed. Cats are good, but in case of mice. Rats require a more vicious predator than a cat to get destroyed by.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clean up whatever the rats are eating and set some rat traps.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rinnetraps flip and slide killed nearly 100 mice a week for me

    Cats btfo

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you get a terrier op?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Talking care of a dog is way harder than talking care of a cat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But at least you dont have to take care of a cat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only because people care more about what happens to the dog and chuck the cat out to die

        In the third world dogs are as low maintenance as anything else and even feed themselves. But if your indoor cat is clingy like a dog in the first world “you raised your heckin cat wrong”

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get more rats

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have rats because there’s shit around for them to eat. Unfortunately, your don’t have the power to make changes that will get rid of the rats and the people that could want you to suffer.
    Leaving food out for the cats attracts more rats than cats; bleeding hearts are always going to leave food out for the cats. The cats aren’t going to magically make the rats disappear no matter how many they manage to kill; there’s a reason rats aren’t endangered, cats just aren’t suited to controlling that species.
    Having open garbage and food waste will attract rats; can be mitigated by incinerating it, sealing it in metal trash cans, or storing it far away from the location.
    Improper food storage attracts rats; chew-resistant food storage options cost money.

    What you CAN do is to clean and scrub your room as spotless as possible and keep food, wrappers, and crumbs out of it. You can seal up any gaps along the sides and top of the door. You can stuff foil or whatever you have that will fill in the gaps where pipes enter the wall as well as any other holes or gaps you find in your room. You can stretch metal screen (or rig up something similar to block rats without cutting off airflow) just inside the ventilation vents and no one will ever notice. If you have the luxury of a sink and toilet, there’s not much you can do with the toilet other than weighing down whatever works as a lid. With a sink, you can plug the drain with a rag when not in use if you can’t find a fancy screen or plug for it. Steel wool also makes a good gap filler.
    If there is a crawl space under your room, clear any trash out of it if you can.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, it’s called a chain of command doing all the stuff short of refitting pipes lodging metal wire into tubery is a sure fire way to get demoted. They just need one of those bomb sniffing jack Russell terriers to get approved from the government tax money.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >feed and protect the cats to condition them to be near you
    >stop feeding them
    >they start killing the rats out of necessity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cats don't kill rats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They start killing the rats
        Maybe one or two juveniles a week. What matters is that the rats will start behaving more carefully, and you will think they are gone despite still having rats.

        Just try not to notice that the cats didn't actually do anything or you'll do what the europeans did. Get mad and start burning the cats in the town scare, causing all the rats that were just hiding to flood out, make direct contact with people, and give everyone the plague.

        Or just make sure you never have any rats to begin with, use terriers and traps, and clean the frick up.

        [...]
        Imagine having 8+ cats worth of shit and piss on your property

        We crucify dog owners if they kick dirt over dog shit instead of picking it up yet these stray vermin get a free pass for the exact same thing

        I have an elderly cat that still kills adult rats somewhat often but I agree that a single terrier with training is substantially better than a dozen cats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My killed one once when I lived in the city
        Didn't eat it though. Body was still warm so I smacked it with a shovel just incase

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They start killing the rats
      Maybe one or two juveniles a week. What matters is that the rats will start behaving more carefully, and you will think they are gone despite still having rats.

      Just try not to notice that the cats didn't actually do anything or you'll do what the europeans did. Get mad and start burning the cats in the town scare, causing all the rats that were just hiding to flood out, make direct contact with people, and give everyone the plague.

      Or just make sure you never have any rats to begin with, use terriers and traps, and clean the frick up.

      You simply need more cats. My grandmother keeps 8 in the loft above her barn and I don't even see grasshoppers or fence lizards anymore. Feed them insufficiently enough to where they have to hunt to survive. Free kittens are everywhere, get 3-4, give them a bit of food once a day so they stay near you and they'll kill literally everything in time.

      Imagine having 8+ cats worth of shit and piss on your property

      We crucify dog owners if they kick dirt over dog shit instead of picking it up yet these stray vermin get a free pass for the exact same thing

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro
    Cats suck at pest control. It's a fricking meme that they control rats. In fact cats usually attract more rodents because toxo makes rats horny for cat piss.
    Hell, cats are so bad at pest control that humans created multiple dog breeds for rat catching as well as domesticating polecats for that specific purpose in spite of cats being around and plentiful at the time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cats are very good for smaller rodents like mice. Which was their original purpose. You’re absolutely right though that most cats won’t touch a rat.

      https://i.imgur.com/F4AcORZ.jpg

      Tl;Dr
      >On deployment
      >Fricking rats everywhere
      >Some got in my room and shit all over the place
      >Had to make a underdoor seal with ducktape and foil
      >Bought a peppermint spray to deter them
      >There's a shit ton of cats around that's jobs are to kill the rats
      How do I get said cats to basically come to my area more?

      May I suggest you use traps instead? Glue traps are a godsend but some people think they’re cruel and some areas ban them. Poison can leave a rotten rat corpse in a wall or under a floor. Rolling barrel style traps can work pretty ok. Snap traps are commonly used by professionals but I’ve never had luck with them. Or just get a terrier as some have suggested. May I ask where you’re deployed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Back when I was living in a shit hole, glue traps worked wonders, as well as snap traps though I will say it never totally got rid of the problem as such with infestations of these types of past relocating to a different areas gonna be your best bet lets just be honest for a moment

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Op you need to catch a cat and make it piss all over your room and all over your clothes

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cats dont hunt rats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their smell still repels them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends if theyre toxopozzed or not
        Anyway get terriers
        A small one for the rats and a big one for the cats

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

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          Anonymous

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          Anonymous

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          Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really.
        You'd have more luck with traps and bait.
        Just buy some coyote urine and sprinkle it around outside.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They get used to the smell and come back. Otherwise cats would starve.

        Cats eat a few rats but not enough to get rid of them. Get traps.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. rat catcher trying to keep his job

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          tripfag

          You simply need more cats. My grandmother keeps 8 in the loft above her barn and I don't even see grasshoppers or fence lizards anymore. Feed them insufficiently enough to where they have to hunt to survive. Free kittens are everywhere, get 3-4, give them a bit of food once a day so they stay near you and they'll kill literally everything in time.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The cats are attracting the rats
    You live in a filthy vermin infested shithole
    Attracting more vermin wont help

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do cats attract rats? I thought cat piss repeals them?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cat piss repeals them
        What the frick? HAHAHAHA
        You MUST be infantry.

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