How do dog owners deal with this every single day?

How do dog owners deal with this every single day?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      for context this anon is a schizo/medicated sounding black guy (most likely has some form of debilitating autism) who has an entire youtube channel dedicated to his weird schizo world where every dog is a pitbull and every dog owner is on zooville - and he has a zooville account with access to their porn sections for "research"

      everything he says is extremely exaggerated and he has difficulty functioning in real life

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black guy
        stopped reading there. all i needed to know

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does every person say that this post is from a schizo? out of nowhere, completely unprompted
        this kind of shit convinces me that gangstalking is real and happening to people

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          because its from a schizo. you must not have been here when he was making basically identical threads down to the wojak picture with slightly different versions of that story, so furiously there were 3-4 up on the catalog sometimes.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    my untrained pekingese rarely barks, if she starts doing it at night I just shout for her to shut up and she obeys
    just dont choose annoying yapping breeds

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple you just get a dog breed that only burks at Ghosts

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >months of not making a sound
      >suddenly the loudest yells possible out of such tiny body for 10 minutes
      >even chooses the room with the best acoustics
      >followed by months of not making a sound
      Based beyond belief.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a cat who would sit in the shower and scream into the void because the acoustics were good. She just liked hearing her own voice.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wishh my cat was like that. 90% of cats ive owned were chill af besides eating time while 90% of dogs ive owned were the opposite

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why dogs are shit tier pets

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you leave your dog in your backyard for a while
      >Not my problem (BARK BARK BARK BARK)
      >its 3AM in smelly catgay house
      >MEEEOOOOOOW
      >MEEEEEOOOOW
      >its literally any time of the day in birdcuck house
      >SQUAAAAAAAWKSQUAAAAAAAAAWKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      >meanwhile fishchads:
      >silence with gentle bubbling noises

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogs are worse from those 3

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just lost my best friend an hour ago due to me being a frick up. I never once got tired of hearing her bark, and Id do anything to hear it again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry about your loss anon, she’s an adorable girl. Don’t feel bad, sometimes mistakes happen.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate a pit bull mutt growing up and he never barked
    Most of the time he was crying or if someone was walking up to the fence he sounded like a demon
    Key was daily walks for a minimum of 30 minutes (not nearly enough) and play

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend has 2 pits and a lab.
      The pits only really bark if there's somebody outside their door.
      The lab sometimes barks when there are random noises outside too.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom has a Yorke that just sits around and wimpers all day because she keeps giving him treats to "Make him stop"

    Dog starts wimpering
    >Stop
    Wimpers louder
    >Stapppp it!
    Wimpers turn to loud whines
    >I said stop whimpering! That means stop!
    Eventually caves in and gives him a treat from her couch side treat dispenser so he will be quiet for 10 minutes before the cycle continues. I hear her on the phone with her friends and family and she keeps complaining about it and cannot understand why he keeps doing it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women should never be allowed to own dogs

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part of dog ownership

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dog usually barks when they aren't home and they're in denial about it.
    >What? My dog never barks! He's totally trained and listens!
    I don't hate dogs but holy shit I hate 90% of dog owners.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like someone who has only interacted with poor dog owners in poor neighborhoods. When you have money you can work from home easily or pay to have your dog trained.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I set up a recording when I wasn't home once. My dog got in a whole 15 seconds of woofing. Indoors, where nobody can hear it.

      Then again, according to the noise sensitive autists that make up anti-doggays on Wauf, 15 seconds of barking is "ALL DAY" and "BASICALLY ASSAULT"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone thinks their pet isn't the one with the problem and come up with anecdotal evidence to support it.

        Maybe you are representing the situation accurately but a billion other dog owners say the same thing, someone HAS to be lying. So don't think your post convinced anyone.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >someone has to be lying
          If they are that's their problem and you should deal with that person for being a lying lazy ass, not a problem with "dogs". Even with other peoples dogs I hear barking for seconds at a time and it's about as loud as a human voice. We have worse problems. Like loud exhausts, that continuously make 200db+ fart noises all the way down the road. I can hear one right now. Despite being inside my own home, it's ten times louder than my neighbors dog barking right up against my front door (he got lost and wanted inside the wrong house).

          Every time some homosexual rolls by in his overly loud shitbaru WRX AIDS or muffler-less F150 I want to shoot out a tire and watch him cry about his car burning in a ditch. How about motorcycles? Motorcycle traffic from a road that's about 500 yards away from me is so loud it is actually perceptible as "loud" (mild ear discomfort) if I'm standing in my front yard, with countless houses, trees, and 500 yards between me and the inch-dicked biker homosexual. You can hear those homosexuals revving their engines from literal miles away.

          Forget dogs. Put down spike strips for boy racers. Half the time those shriveled sack morons are the reason the dogs are barking in the first place. I'd open a door on one for lane splitting but most of them don't have insurance or an estate you can sue for enough money.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            owning the most dangerous dog breed on earth kills 30 people a year
            breaking the speed limit kills 12,000 people every year
            desu.

            dogs kill a few thousand livestock each year and that's a good thing actually (the meat industry is destroying the planet and your health)
            cars kill 1 million wild animals every day in the US
            the cars in america have more emissions than most countries

            >Wauf: dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs i hate dogs i hate dog owners i want to frick a dog i hate dogs i hate dog owners schiz schiz schiz

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most humans on this planet are moronic and cannot raise a child well, let alone a dog. A dog who is well socialized does NOT bark all the time. All of you anti dog people must have grown up in trailer parks where untrained, unsocialized dogs bark all day and your dad beat you with a belt or something. No wonder you think dogs bark a lot.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is not "all dogs back all day" is "dogs who bark all day are annoying shit" which is true and a problem unique to dogs.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, don't buy a house in a poor neighborhood and drive through neighborhoods before you buy a house and this won't be a problem for you.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't train a dog not to bark. Bark is how they communicate. That being said, if they are barking nonstop, they are trying to say something and won't stop until you understand what they are trying to say. My dog barks when someone is by the door. What do I do? Walk downstairs and check the door. Lo and behold, no more barking and he's assured.
      >but why do you have to walk down the stairs
      I'm not lazy, I will walk up and down my stairs all day if I have to.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog doesn’t bark when I’m not home. I know this because my mailman has complimented me on the fact that she sits nice and quiet and watches him when he delivers packages. He always leaves milkbones for her with my deliveries.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS, GOD.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dog usually barks when they aren't home and they're in denial about it.
        >What? My dog never barks! He's totally trained and listens!
        I don't hate dogs but holy shit I hate 90% of dog owners.

        When I'm not home? With the dog inside my house? You are bothered by muffled noises coming from inside my house?

        You unironically need therapy and probably drugs for that level of hypersensitivity. Also if my dog is ever poisoned I'm buying an electric guitar and a 100w tube amp and playing the most god awful black metal 24/7. Outside. Within legal hours. Inside, when you're asleep, but turned up even higher.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jack my dog off so it's too tired to bark

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter he doesn't bark at all, my previous Pom was mega yappy and every Husky iv know has been very vocal but Pete here, no bark unless we're playing super hard, and no talking, I can only get him to howl when I sing to him

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I generally dislike dogs because so many are stupid and have bad owners but your dog is ridiculously cute, even I cannot hate on him.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's pretty good, he doesn't bark, he pisses and shits outside (only on the outside pad tho, never on walks or in a different spot) and he's super friendly, I just wish I could somehow make a distinction that he can play rough wiry me, but everyone else he has to play nice, like he doesn't hurt me when he bites me during our play fights but he wants like my mother to fight him when she visits and he will constantly attack my GF (tho that amuses me)

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          he warning you that your gf is a thot

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pete's owner's wife looks like THAT?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love lap dogs :3

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have long conversations with all my pets so they dont go lookig for arguments elsewhere

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually socialize your puppy with other dogs and humans as much as possible and they will not bark. Also, some breeds bark less than others.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how will I work my 9-5 job in the city if I have to do all that?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's called being a neet, chud

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have a family so that somebody is always around the dog.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf bro, did you not get the home office memo?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you shouldnt have any pets, m8

        The dog usually barks when they aren't home and they're in denial about it.
        >What? My dog never barks! He's totally trained and listens!
        I don't hate dogs but holy shit I hate 90% of dog owners.

        theres always people in my house and my dog really never barks

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a wage slave
        couldn't be me

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kuVPyeT.jpg

      Peter he doesn't bark at all, my previous Pom was mega yappy and every Husky iv know has been very vocal but Pete here, no bark unless we're playing super hard, and no talking, I can only get him to howl when I sing to him

      I know a pom who didn't bark at all. Sounded like it never learned to or were mute. Then it learned how to and became yappy as you expect of any tiny dog. No idea what triggers this.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I got him, he was a little yappy but he was also always trying to play with my cat, but he put two and two together that barking at the cat got him to run so he stopped barking

        I generally dislike dogs because so many are stupid and have bad owners but your dog is ridiculously cute, even I cannot hate on him.

        My father is the same way, he actually said "that dog looks fricking stupid with the eyebrows, but whenever he comes up to stay wifu me he's obsessed with the Pete and was asking about getting his own, but I talked him out of it since he'd be a bad dog dad

        Pete's owner's wife looks like THAT?

        Yea I told myself Id never fall for an Irish girl; but when my sister got married last year I had a panic attack since I got really baked and watched the episode of TNG where Picard nephew dies and theirs no more Picards, so I went through my backlog of girls till I landed on one with a good personality

        https://i.imgur.com/x3pYFoX.jpg

        I love lap dogs :3

        And Peter loves you

        he warning you that your gf is a thot

        Nah she's a good girl, unfortunately I was a male thot for a long time; it's better economically in the long run too I feel to settle then keep having to play the game with dates, dinners, gifts, hotel rooms and all the other garbage that comes with hoes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so I went through my backlog of girls till I landed on one with a good personality
          How do you meet so many girls? I only get one interested in me every couple of years or so, and they sure aren't as pretty.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other dogs
      Unnecessary enjoy your dog getting bordatella

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unnecessary enjoy your dog getting bordatella
        this moronation is why the pre-owned dog i had to settle for (because breeder karens are c**ts and breeder cletuses and leshawns produce unhealthy and highly aggressive animals) barks and growls at some breeds but not others. thanks.

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