How do chickens without a rooster cope with sexual frustration?

How do chickens without a rooster cope with sexual frustration?

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually thinking theres only one person btfoing him itt
    meds. now.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hes literally talking to himself now
    absolute schizo. also corvids are smarter than all of those combined.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look, I know you have a bird fetish, but you really are overrating their capabilities. Crows can be pretty clever, but that's because other birds are such hollow skulled, vapid creatures that they look smart by comparison; it's a pretty low bar.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 muh corvids
    Corvids are smart in some aspects, they have decent memory and some problem solving ability, but that's about it, they don't hold a candle to social animals like rats, chimps, whales, dolphins, elephants, horses and dogs. All mammals by the way.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human brains take a huge amount of energy to develop, so biologically speaking, if you want a smart animal the parent has to devote a lot of energy and resources to it. By far the best way to do this is with milk, you don't have to worry about finding food the right size or the right type and you don't have to worry about times when you cant find food because your body will use your own fat stores to feed the baby. It contains all the right nutrients, digestive enzymes, hormones and antibodies to keep your child healthy, look it up, it is the evolutionarily superior option. An egg layer will never have this and never compete with mammals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except pigeons make crop milk for their hatchlings.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        With the crop, which they use to store and mash up food for their chicks they can regurgitate the cell lining to feed them, but it's still nowhere near as good as producing milk like a mammal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It works just as well and the young are on their own in weeks. Regurgitation also works great. Birds min maxed weight and developed dramatically more efficient respiratory, renal, reproductive and even neurological systems. Their eyes, superior. Their ears, superior. Their vocalizations, superior. You think you're clowning on birds for laying eggs when it's entirely purposeful because weight kills. Weight is inertia, and they live by the millisecond. Not fearing mammals, but other birds.
          Humans are more connected to birds than anything else in the wild world. We hear and see them constantly because they aren't afraid to be in our presence. We write poetry and song in their name and spirit. They are to us, freedom and grace, pride, strength, and cleverness. The only animals which compare are domestic dogs and horses, which are loyalty and service respectively and need no defense. In all the wild world though, it's birds humans desire. A wood without birdsong is foreboding, but with is relaxing and inviting. We put up tens of thousands of feeders for no other reason than to see them land and spend a fleeting moment in our presence.
          Humans love birds, and have always envied them. Birds are amazing, and you are some kind of broken, bitter person for not understanding that.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            get the fuck out of here bird brain. mammal master race

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the point is that mammalfags lost, keep seething

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the point is that dunking on mammalfag is entertaining.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PaleoAI seems pretty limited, it just keeps repeating same seethe & cope like a broken record.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You keep refusing to acknowledge the point and want to talk about eagles attacking small dogs. Do you think that’s a discussion, schizo? Or are you trying to troll whichever boogeyman you think is here with you right now?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4426485
    Same old copes ad infinitum. I'm starting to think paleoschizo might be an AI.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naaaaaaaaah

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egglaying is superior tho, dont even need a male to reproduce. Mammals will lose hard in the long run.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mammals have higher evolutionary potential due to not leaving our undeveloped young out as free lunch and paternal genetic imprinting creating more possibilities for novel mutations. This is why birds are sky vermin, and the dominant complex species on earth are mammals, and so is the only one with even a slight chance of winning the eternal arms race and BTFOing life tiself.

      Entirely because they have to cope with egg laying, and for no other reason, birds will never be anything but mere birds, automata that keep getting more and more refined for their mortal niche. All because egg laying is so gimped, they needed flight to keep their children from being eaten before they were born.

      Ovivorous bats will be the end of them. Even rats can wipe out an entire bird species because they didn't build their nests up high enough.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, bats, who are are also permanently stuck to simply being the flying troglodytes of the night, again, save for the few species of giant hodor-retard-ass bats who eat fruits like queers, are TOTALLY going to steal the vast majority of niches that birds occupy
        K E K !

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason birds even exist is they either live somewhere where an egg eating predator hasn't landed yet or they hide on top of a tree like an incel. And even the latter ones get heemed hard by a fucking housecat, and sometimes rats (they can climb a bit you know). Fuck, even dogs bred specifically not to kill things like labs and herding dogs will wipe out ground nesting bird populations. Not by hunting the adults, but because it's so easy to end an entire generation before it's even born.

          Oviparity is an evolutionary handicap. it restricts which niches an animal can occupy. It restricts how well it can deal with competition. It restricts how readily they can move to a new niche. And in the case of flying animals, it totally cuts off any chance they had at equaling man. The average oviparous animal is extremely primitive and lucky the world is so large it can coexist with more advanced life (the least fragile ones cope by laying dozens of eggs and guarding them 24/7 because of their based slow metabolisms. taking notes, bird boys?).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the hide in the trees like an incel
            So do bats? Except that they're even worse, considering that they hide in literal CAVES? A bird at least gets sun.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              nooo you dont get it, its totally different when based mammals do it!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                4chan arguments in a nutshell

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Caves are based because you have to share them with bears. Trees are cringe. What sounds cooler? CAVEman or tree hugger?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you have a spinosaurus depiction to be seething over?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        predatory birds mog everything in their weight range, if even slightly above. Bats are a dead end, cats can barely catch sickly sparrows and get destroyed by goshawks and rats are snacks for kestrels

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >back to muh animal fights, muh back stabbing eggcel could kill a possum
          Who cares

          Oviparity is a handicap on an animal's evolutionary potential

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Birds have been here unchanged for over 100 million years and they are everywhere from cities to antarctica. Not that much of a handicap clearly when they are, despite being ancient and lay eggs extremely successful and adaptable

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Unchanged
              Exactly. because they've hit a wall and can't change much.
              >everywhere
              There isn't something able to eat their eggs. As soon as a mammal exists to eat those eggs, the birds disappear.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                2 more millenia

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                more like 20 years at this pace
                50% of bird species in australia already heemed by mammalchads

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the cope and seethe of a "man" who knows he lost an argument.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >laying eggs is a handicap
              >retard: actually muh animal could kick this small canid's ass!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >raptors are more than capable of competing with small-to-medium sized mammalian carnivores
                >W-well they're incels so it doesn't matter!!!
                >so are bats
                >b-b-buh that's baste because they live with bears!!
                >you're coping
                >STAHP TALKING ABOUT ANIMUL FITES!1!1!1
                L U H M A O

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And did I not originally say that egg laying was a handicap, not that it's impossible for a mammal to be smaller? Birds are still incels btw.

                You wanted to start an animal fight argument instead so you could get BTFO twice. That was your decision.
                >durr well a bird could kill a dog
                Humans (mammals) can kill entire species of birds. So can rats. Lol. And what does it matter for the bird? They do it with dishonor so they get 0 respect.

                you do realize that dinosaurs were laying eggs for at least a hundred million years while mammals we're small rat-things that gave live birth, right? By your imbecile logic, the dinosaurs would have been dead FAR before the meteor even hit the Earth.

                Not dead, just permanently gimped in evolutionary development as soon as something figured out how to eat their eggs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, said canid having zero adaptions to climb a tree, retard.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do realize that dinosaurs were laying eggs for at least a hundred million years while mammals we're small rat-things that gave live birth, right? By your imbecile logic, the dinosaurs would have been dead FAR before the meteor even hit the Earth.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    broken record cope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What weird cope, to be talking about mammals, but bring up cage fights and birds attacking small canids, when the topic is actually how birds are permanently third rate at best and have no evolutionary potential because the weaknesses of egg laying required them to hyperspecialize towards flight, and how egg laying is a primitive and flawed strategy that limits the evolutionary potential of a species.

      Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ain't reading that gay essay

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 species of canid are known to have been hunted by golden eagles and they collectively make up about 2.8% of the diet from all surveyed golden eagle nests. For the most part, foxes are the preferred prey. In a nest in Mongolia, Corsac fox (Vulpes corsac) were surprisingly the main prey species, making up 38% of sampled remains. Kit fox (Vulpes macrotis), swift fox (Vulpes velox), gray fox (Urocyon cinereoargenteus) and island fox (Urocyon littoralis) are readily predated in North America. Red foxes make up 13.5% of nest remains in Sicily and 5.9% in the Republic of Macedonia. Among red foxes, juveniles are usually targeted as prey, though golden eagles can kill foxes of any age or condition, including adult male red foxes heavier than the eagles themselves. Occasionally, even coyotes, including healthy adult males, can be successfully killed by golden eagles.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incel animal uses surprise attacks to kill superior being
      Pretty much. And even then it's a relatively basic mammal. Small canids. Lol.

      Mammals rule the land and the skies are next.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"m-mkaybe if I keep saying 'incel animal' my point will be *gulp* r-r-r-right...."
        please do keep embarassing yourself 😉

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You tried to branch off into a carnivora.net tier animal fight argument but forgot that honor is as important as victory. So it's a red herring you still lost.

          The original topic was and still is how egg laying resulted in birds permanently losing any and all evolutionary potential because it's a shitty reproductive strategy. They will always be pesky vermin and prey. Mid-tier predators at best, but better suited for eating fish and other vermin. Egg laying is so gimped that birds have failed to displace bats because something would just eat their eggs if they tried to edge further into that niche. The T. rex days aren't coming back, because if they try, something will just eat their eggs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >honor is as important as victory
            Honor is human loser cope and seethe. Victory has been all that mattered for hundreds of millions of years, even among humanity. After killing your enemies, nobody can accuse you of dishonor. The writers of history are always the victors.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"b-b-birds are incels!!!!"
            >"but b-bats (who literally exclusively hunt at night save for a few of the larger retard species who eat fruit like gays, only going after puny insects for hours on end mind you) are SOOOOO HECKIN BASED THO!!!!1!!!111!!!"
            KEK! You can't make this cope up!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Birds literally shit cum to continue their species
    Do with this information what you will

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow thats a lot of new thre-
    >its paleoschizo
    Didn't they add rangebans for autists like him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't they add rangebans for autists like him?
      They should have. He does keep getting banned but always evades.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are we supposed to ban schizos again? They are the most entertaining part of imageboards. No need to ban someone just because they are a retard

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to see mammalfags get btfo once gain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the schizo isn't even trying anymore, seems like even he realized he lost.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A Nile monitor lizard has produced an offspring without ever performing sexual intercourse or coming in contact with male monitor.
    >A few years earlier, at Louisville Zoo, a reticulated python named Thelma—who had never even seen a male python—laid six eggs that developed into healthy young snakes. And in 2006, at England’s Chester Zoo, a Komodo dragon named Flora achieved a similar feat

    Now lets see mammals do the same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mammals don't need to because they can actually get laid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially dogs when you freaks are around

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Especially dogs when you freaks are around, cheif?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*crying labradorjak* but nooooo bird-chan you don't understand, I NEED coom to reproduce!!!1!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right: mammals
        Left: female bird getting herself pregnant

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >uuuuuh-uuuh..... IM CHAD N YUR VIRGIN!!!111!
          What a weird cope.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anime chad
          please have a nice day

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4426391
    Bats can't fly for shit, they're terrible at it. And cats are terrible at hunting rats but a barn owl can easily catch over 10 in a single night.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bats are terrible at flying
      This is false lol
      >Cats are terrible at hunting rats
      That's because their preferred prey are flying animals and the smaller, dumber mice.

      https://i.imgur.com/TbyirwL.jpg

      Oh of course, it was impossible to be a successful large egg layer and that's why alligators went extinct millions of years ago

      >A typical alligator nest may have anywhere between 30 to 70 eggs incubating, but only about two to 14 will survive.
      >has to bury and ferociously guard 30 to 70 eggs just to have a few successful offspring
      Oviparity is a handicap.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet alligators are wildly successful despite changing very little over geologic time scales. Handicap, hm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bats are more efficient and agile than birds
      https://www.skedaddlewildlife.com/location/pickering/blog/bats-efficient-flyers-than-birds/

      >animal with less efficient respiratory system evolves more efficient locomotion
      big fucking surprise. they also aren't an evolutionary dead end and can, and always will be able to, re-evolve hands. meanwhile birds have this shit. what are they going to do, evolve a claw? crab birds? turn their wings into legs and have arms dangling under them? biped shoulders are ill suited to suspend an animal like that so they would have to flip upside down entirely. limbs lost are unlikely to return.

      >be bird
      >evolve to equal man with hands and everything
      >your anus is on top of your body and your head is on the bottom
      >no bowel control btw

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bats can't even compete with birds which is why they are nocturnal.
        The fastest flying animals are birds, the largest and heaviest flying animals are birds. Birds can flying for longer distances, higher altitudes, and longer duration than any bat. Birds are also far more agile in the air than bats. Multiple bird species prey on bats, while only 1 or two bats have the ability to prey on birds.
        Birds are infinitely more effective flying animals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Animal fills available niche after birds already exist
          >IT CANT COMPETE
          It's more like birds can't compete because they can't expand into bats niche. All they can do is eat the tiny bats, while diurnal bats (yes, they exist) are peaceful fruit eaters. Mammals win again, even as incel animals that try and stay away from hand-having groundchads.

          Yet alligators are wildly successful despite changing very little over geologic time scales. Handicap, hm.

          Yeah, handicap. Laying 70 eggs to have 2 children. They haven't changed because they can't leave their niche with that going on. They tried to a long, long time ago, but it was a failed diversifcation. They are forever the booby trap of the water.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbh after rats and cats do the needful its very likely that bats will diversify to fill the empty niche since nothing else can, and once they're there, birds won't be coming back since ovivorous bats are next on the to-do list, assuming rodents and increasingly tree-climbing felines don't keep the eggfags away.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they can't expand into bats niche.
            But they already did. Keep seething.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet, they did not.

              https://www.science.org/content/article/egg-eating-humans-helped-drive-australia-s-thunder-bird-extinction
              Lol egg laying

              https://i.imgur.com/Wi0Bgi2.jpg

              Right of course, and as we know there are no other large egg laying animals which have diversity outside exactly how alligators work.

              >Oviparous animal is primitive
              >40 egg clutches
              Surprise. Fish are oviparous too i guess they're great? The only way to lay eggs and be successful is to be primitive and lay a shitton or be a weak skycel and hide on top of a tree. It's a hard cap on evolutionary potential.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right of course, and as we know there are no other large egg laying animals which have diversity outside exactly how alligators work.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So right!! Egg layers just can't compete with mammals

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >primitive food tube kills animal selected for docility
              A bug killed a human omg egg laying is so superior! Is being alive inferior to being a virus too?

              Mammal hating bird schizo always, always, ALWAYS resorts to gore.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a weird cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mammal hating bird schizo always, always, ALWAYS resorts to gore.
                Youre the only one whos been talking killing animals this entire thread, you psycho freak.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whos been talking killing animals this entire thread, cheif?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mammal hating bird schizo always, always, ALWAYS resorts to gore.
                This is the first time I've had this kind of converation. Do you keep claiming that mammals btfo birds or something? Because anyone can just google "bird fighting dog" and prove you wrong. Yes, the pictures will be of eagles and such killing and eating foxes, wolves, etc, because that's what actually happens in reality. It's not like one person is going out to fabricate search engine results which go against what you think. It's different anons finding the same evidence because it's the real truth. You do understand, when something has evidence, different people can discover the same evidence and come to the same conclusion. You do understand that being wrong isn't an indication that someone is out to get you, right?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Incel animal uses surprise attacks to kill superior being
                And most of those results are mongolians setting eagles on chained wolves. Yikes.

                Yet another reminder mammals kicked theropods off the top of the food chain and their school shooter tier antics will never get that spot back

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, what a weird cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What weird cope, to be talking about mammals, but bring up cage fights and birds attacking small canids, when the topic is actually how birds are permanently third rate at best and have no evolutionary potential because the weaknesses of egg laying required them to hyperspecialize towards flight, and how egg laying is a primitive and flawed strategy that limits the evolutionary potential of a species.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyone can just google "human dies to sickness" or "bird dies to sickness"
                mitosis and simple viral replication confirmed for superior to sexual reproduction
                complex life btfo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes actually.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                insufficiently complex life without the potential to ascend to synthetic life is worse than bacteria yes
                simple life will exist and adapt as long as it can metabolize something, but a creature like a bird is kind of fucked if the environment changes too drastically and will never evolve the ability to abandon biology

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carnivora.netcels deserve the rope.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh god why did you have to remind me of that den of neckbeards

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Batfags absolutely btfo

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's the ban evading schizo seething hard again. Didn't read btw.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hens lay and brood even without a rooster they don't know any better. For hens "sex" is just touching assholes while the rooster stomps on your head.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called cloacal kiss, you uncultured swine, and it's very sensual. Hens can achieve an orgasm too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just mentally ill. Plus they shit-piss (in the same turd) out of the same hole. Ew.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the only mentally ill here. Also eggs come from that same shit-piss hole.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is i wash the eggs off, crack them open, and then cook them to over 160 degrees.

            The shell that touched cloaca is then crushed and fed back to the chicken.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >washing eggs
              This is why Americans are scared of raw eggs. "Washing" them damages their shell, which makes the inside more likely to spoil. It is completely sufficient to brush off the eggs. This way the egg shell stays intact and you don't even need to put the eggs in the fridge.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's peak efficiency and works fine. Split genitalia was a hack mammals came up with to solve health issues created by the retarded move to viviparity.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the retarded move to viviparity
            Mammals dominated the planet and everything that lays eggs devolved into lowly vermin or giant vermin because of that "retarded" move.

            >nooo ur dick might get a booboo
            Yeah but your eggs are delicious.

            inb4 birdfag seethe and gore spam
            In the end it doesn't just even out, it works out in mammals favor, which is why archosaurs had to almost entirely leave the land and cope with being the equivalent of giant flying bugs that hide in trees.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Birds devolved from the chads of nature to the school shooters of nature tbh
              >Theropods then: Giant musclebound killing machines that can run down and slaughter gigafauna (GIGA, as in chad)
              >Theropods now: Various flavors of chicken, rely on surprise attacks and staying out of reach like a mentally disturbed teenager shooting children from 50 feet away
              they even tried to re-evolve into the chads of nature, but they failed when mammals countered with their own murderous biped, all because they laid eggs and egg laying necessitates cowardice as soon as the top spot is contested by something that doesn't have totally immobile young basically wrapped up for easier consumption.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mammals don't owe any success to viviparity or divided genitalia, and birds remain the juggernaut of the 0-10kg weight class. Also flying is cooler than anything mammals do.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viviparity and the necessary divided genitalia are the entire reason theropods got kicked off the top of the food chain and resorted to hiding as far up as possible. The smallest mammalian "predator" (pic related, a bigger ecological terrorist than cats) is enough to wipe out entire bird populations if they don't. Egg laying is a primitive and retarded strategy.
                >and flying is-
                Bats are more successful than birds, and more efficient.

                Go job to a household pest birdschizo.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh of course, it was impossible to be a successful large egg layer and that's why alligators went extinct millions of years ago

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >California.jpg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hens can achieve an orgasm too.
        From that one webm, you know the one, I believe it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          [...]
          They can, and it's an intense experience for them. Afterwards they flutter their wings and cluck a bunch while strutting around energetically. It's pretty cute.

          It's called cloacal kiss, you uncultured swine, and it's very sensual. Hens can achieve an orgasm too.

          I need a video of this
          For... research

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            just look up chicken mating on youtube

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They go for the next closest thing, that big ape that feeds them.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they get to take the most amazing craps all the time. if anything they're probably stressed about the circumference they have to deal with on a daily basis.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds don't really have sexual pleasure. They just get so horny they coom into each other. It's very mentally ill of them, so they can be gay as it's pretty much the same thing.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alpha female starts acting like a rooster.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i help them with that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They go for the next closest thing, that big ape that feeds them.

      Redditor answers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me no like it? IT REDDIT!1!
        Very profound and original answer. As always, I stopped seeing Reddit everywhere when I got off of it, you should try it too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      It's called cloacal kiss, you uncultured swine, and it's very sensual. Hens can achieve an orgasm too.

      They can, and it's an intense experience for them. Afterwards they flutter their wings and cluck a bunch while strutting around energetically. It's pretty cute.

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