How did the recently discovered greenland shark survive for more than 500 years?

How did the recently discovered greenland shark survive for more than 500 years?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he will win emperor of the Waufimals btw

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin Megalodon still lives in the Marianna Trench
    vs
    the Chad the Japanese government does not want you to know to kaiju sized sleeper sharks exist around the trench in order to not trigger godzilla panic in the public

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They dissected one and found a cake and half thousand candles.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so slow that they were nearly classified as plankton on a technicality

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anime tier eyes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They also have eye eating parasites so some of them spend the centuries blind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of this kind of life, have they even got memories or thoughts? Is it just one identical day after the next floating in darkness waiting a year or two to get hungry?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What is the point of this kind of life
        grow up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry not as good at English. I just mean to ask what is there for these sharks? They live hundreds of years just existing. Most have got crabs onto their eyes so they only sense cool and warmth, up to down, smell, and pang of hunger. And if water has enough air to breathe. Since they are sharks they must also sense electricity. So, what kind of mind do they have? For half of a century they just live to eat once a year and maybe to breed? To us it would be hell but maybe they are fine?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Or, for another example, female tarantula can live for thirty years or even more. But she is only a spider. Does she ever sit at the hole to her nest and think about her life, as a spider? Or is every moment just the same in her life, never being a before or an after only a now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it just one identical day after the next floating in darkness
        My life as a NEET

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What is the point of this kind of life
        to pass their genes on, it may take up to two centuries for them to become sexually mature but overall they're pretty successful (they'll still get accidently wiped out by humanity in the near future though)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >accidentally
          Sir have you never heard of China? They'll hunt it to extinction to sell bullshit dick pills to rich chinks, and if you don't like it you're racist (according to the western media that China happens to own huge chunks of)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They can see electricity or something though.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By being better than you at having sex.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really really hate this picture, why did he used this for the thumbnail it looks so bad and off-model.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any homosexual that watches videos with titles like that should be publicly skinned alive and fed to rats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What they found in this anons post will BLOW YOUR MIND!

      https://i.imgur.com/B9XS8RL.jpg

      How did the recently discovered greenland shark survive for more than 500 years?

      Simplest answer is the low oxygen and ice cold environment they're in slows their metabolism to a halt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, please feed your rats appropriately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahaha

      What is the point of this kind of life, have they even got memories or thoughts? Is it just one identical day after the next floating in darkness waiting a year or two to get hungry?

      Not everything needs a purpose in life
      My life basically involves eating and watching stuff on Netflix, my life has less purpose than that shark. Being blind would be an improvement

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