How common is bisexuality/homosexuality among male dogs?

How common is bisexuality/homosexuality among male dogs?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    10% of all dogs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your dog doesn't want you to frick it.
    Seek psychiatric help.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >saw a female dog dry humping a male dog's ass at campus
    wtf????

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When a male dog humps another male dog it's generally a display of dominance or an attempt to establish dominance. It's saying "You're my b***h".
    Nothing sexual about it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who works with dogs and has been for the last 5 years. Here are somethings I've noticed.

    Dogs tend to not give a single frick about such minor details as gender/age/size difference.
    There are some dogs that are "Hump Targets" that are constantly getting mounted by multiple dogs in the room. They tend to be the ones that dont react at all to getting mounted unless there is actual penetration.
    It's not always about sex/breeding, sometimes it's about showing dominance. It's super common with dogs that are housemates.
    Labs and Laberdoodles are the most likely to be raging homosexuals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There are some dogs that are "Hump Targets" that are constantly getting mounted by multiple dogs in the room. They tend to be the ones that dont react at all to getting mounted unless there is actual penetration.
      free use bawds.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dry humping isn't sexual in dogs, it's a way to assert dominance. Female dogs do it too.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty years ago:
    >animals aren't gay, so being gay is against nature and wrong
    Ten years ago:
    >ok, animals are gay, but you should't get your morality from nature: just listen to the bible, which tells you being gay is wrong
    Now:
    >animals actually aren't gay according to my autistic definition, so being gay is against nature and wrong

    What the frick happened to conservacucks? They're devolving in real time, not even fat activists are this depressing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This post is so American I died of obesity and pill popping.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >obesity and pill popping
        And gunshot wounds, don't you forget those.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Following that logic, human males are hand-sexual

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuality is a population controlling disorder, Notice that not that our population is reaching the its cap the rise on homos and all the other meme words are now the most they've ever been. Let them kill of their blood line and not produce more horrid creatures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Eugene, we all know you found out what Wauf is a week ago.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>it's a different smile despite looking and working like a smile
    but it doesnt look like a smile...
    >If someone steals my banana
    no one stole your banana, your a drunk who got offended that some guy looked at you in a way you perceived as weird big difference in fighting a war and fighting because your a moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no one stole your banana
      And I intend to keep things that way.
      Nothing personnel, kiddo.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    who the frick grins threatenigly? this aint wattpad homie no well adjusted person grins out of malice. Nervous grinning is another matter and happens to deescalate uncomfortable situations.
    i dont have the grasp on psychology to adequately explain to you how or why your moronic but you clearly dont have an adequate grasp on it either.
    also just to mention monkeys dont smile in situations of comfortability and ONLY use it to deescalate. Also pic posted is of a laughing monkey,notice the lips arent pulled back and its literally listed in your own image title, monkeys can laugh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "A chimpanzee enjoying a good tickle session with another chimp may show their bottom row of teeth with their mouth open and relaxed"
      who the frick smiles with the bottom of their teeth? listen homie, psychology is autistic as frick, especially with animals but their is valid science behind it its not just because le human superiority
      >imagine thinking no one ever grins threateningly lmao have you ever been in or witnessed bar fights in your life
      >well adjusted
      you are such a fricking pseud man, learn the rules, then learn the exceptions.
      fricking monkey over here

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    About as common as functional braincells in your head.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's time we debunk the myth of consensual sex and relegalize rape

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think dogs randomly hump whatever looks vaguely like a hole. My female dog used to hump my male dog and they were both fixed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Female humping can mean a couple of things.
      Could be stress, a showing of who's the boss, an attempt at starting play, among other things.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand I agree with other posters saying there is no such thing as homosexuality in animal world. Because when you focus of the top malesy , then mostly you will see bisexuality. That means top male will frick any hole that is submissive to him no matter the gender. However if given choice between male of female hole, he will most likely choose female. This is not homosexuality, just a horny male behaviour.

    However there is also the other side and that is males that get horny when bottoming to other males. And as far as my knowledge goes, there have been some monitoring of such bottom males prefering to be bottomed at many mammal species.

    Now the question is whether they do that because they are homos or whether they don't like it but it's some sign of submission

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt, there is no such concept as homosexuality in the animal world and i am so fricking tired of pseuds pretending there is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there was no such concept of homosexuality in the human world until like the 1800s

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i would argue there is more merit for the ideas of homosexuality in men than there is in animals of lesser intelligence though to some extent i wouldnt be surprised if someday we were to explain human homosexuality through some complex dominance play or such...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Human homosexuality is dominance play. You don’t know much about gays if you disagree. The gay identity is learned and entirely artificial.

          Also, humans don’t hug because they love you. That’s how they beg their mother for milk. They also don’t smile. That’s a grimace. They have a “positive socialization face” like a smile though.

          >how people talk about animal behavior

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so people talk about animals like autists talk about men
            >Also, humans don’t hug because they love you. That’s how they beg their mother for milk
            wot
            also the definiton of smile and grimace are polar opposite

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs don't have sexuality
    They just frick stuff. Usually a dog of the opposite sex, but it could be a dog of the same sex, another animal that isn't a dog, inanimate objects, etc

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure dogs don't comprehend the difference between the sexes, but calling them bisexual feels wrong because a bisexual man knows what a wiener and pussy is and knows he's into both. I'm pretty sure dogs lack that kind of awareness and just hop on things vaguely shaped like a b***h presenting and let instinct do the rest.
    Is it possible for their wires to cross and only associate male smell with the instinct of humping? Sure it is, but I think conscious sexuality is an elusively human trait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I think conscious sexuality is an elusively human trait.

      Dogs don't have sexuality
      They just frick stuff. Usually a dog of the opposite sex, but it could be a dog of the same sex, another animal that isn't a dog, inanimate objects, etc

      >Dogs don't have sexuality
      >They just frick stuff
      now we're getting places

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs don't have sexuality
      They just frick stuff. Usually a dog of the opposite sex, but it could be a dog of the same sex, another animal that isn't a dog, inanimate objects, etc

      wait, what about the bottom dog though?
      not even a "damn this is kinda gay" as hes getting his ass knotted?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For one a dog would need to understand what gender is
        Then they would need to understand what sex is.
        Then they would need to understand what sexuality is

        Nah, it's just silly to apply human concepts to lower order beings.
        Think of those worms that are all male and have a penis fight till one stabs the other with it's dick. The loser turns female. Gonna call those worms gay? It's all males trying to stab each other with their penises which is pretty gay z but then the ones that get stabbed turn female. Are they all bisexual then? Or all straight?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not even a "damn this is kinda gay" as hes getting his ass knotted?
        Stop anthropomorphizuing animals

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i know at least two gay/bi wienererspaniels. they were about to get it on, but my homophobic aunt separated the lovers. animal cruelty!

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do you care op. are you gay? canadian? both?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moronic zoogay thread

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid question
    it happens, but no one would be able to tell you how common it is in nature

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nature
      I don't think that's the right word to use for dogs. I don't believe we're talking about African wild dogs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        true, but homosexuality and bisexuality also don't apply to dogs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see why not

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            because homosexuality implies only having sex with the same sex, which almost no animals do,
            and bisexuality implies having sex with the opposite sex as well as the same sex, which most animals do.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So they're bisexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nope, they're asexual because they only copulate during mating season,

                or straight because given the choice between a mate in heat or an animal of the same sex they'll always choose the mate in heat

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, I've see them mate with makes out of season.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen pigs eat rocks when they can't find any food.

                are pigs rock eaters?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. If it eats a rock, it's a rock eater.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                by that measure all animals are bisexual and none are homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe that but whatever floats your boat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think what you believe matters?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As much as what yours does.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                now you're getting it.

                read what zoologists think of homosexuality and bisexuality in dogs. Then you'll understand what you believe is completely meaningless. Nobody is paying money to hear your thoughts or mine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's a "I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE" guy trying to justify human sick behaviour because "ZE ANIMALS ARE ZE SAME" by that logic canibalism is great too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >by that logic canibalism is great too
                murder is bad, mkay?

                eating is fine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree with them tho.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Swans mate for life and sometimes two males will court each other. They'll frick only each other. Happens with a handful of bird species actually.
                Then there's the famous case of Walnut, the female crane who is horny for only one particular human. The zoo she lives at tried to get her with a male crane, and she killed him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >homosexuality implies only having sex with the same sex, which almost no animals do
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >only
                >almost
                the schizo can't understand these words

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Get proven wrong
                >Get butthurt about that
                Typical 4th channeler.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fails to read good
                >argues against his own failures to read good
                >wins arguments against his own failures to read good
                >declares victory
                classic schizo

                I thought you debunked wikipedia today?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_animals

                >N-NOOOO ! ANIMALS C-CAN'T BE H-HOMOSEXUAAAAL
                >Y-YOU JUSTC-CAN'T PROVE ME W-WRONG !
                I did.
                It's okay mate, you'll get over it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you dont even know who your replying to

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Duh, it's an anonymous website.

                You are moronice

                >Mfw I am moronice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You are moronice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Get proven wrong
                >Get butthurt about that
                Typical 4th channeler.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_animals

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                When you say a human is "homosexual" you mean a person who would only ever have sex with people of the same sex.

                This isn't a thing with animals. Animals have homosexual behavior, but they aren't homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Any time you disagree with that particular schizo it locks in his wrong belief and he will spend years defending it loudly on Wauf.

                it's best just to ignore him. He's moronic and can't understand what you're saying anyways.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >No, no you see, they're not homosexual they just have homosexual behaviour

                Any time you disagree with that particular schizo it locks in his wrong belief and he will spend years defending it loudly on Wauf.

                it's best just to ignore him. He's moronic and can't understand what you're saying anyways.

                >Everyone that disagree with me is the same person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone that disagree with me is the same person
                nah, your mistake regarding homosexual behavior and homosexuality is a very rare set/subset misunderstanding typical of a very rare schizophrenic that lurks the board.

                there is only one schizo that consistently makes this error, so I always know it's you.

                you keep pretending you're different people and thinking I'm fooled. Because you're schizophrenic and not only can you not see your own mistakes, but you think nobody else can see them either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Male dogs will hump literally anything that either isn't mobile or will hold still. It has nothing to do with sexuality, unless you think teenaged boys that rub their dicks on their mattress to get off are bed-sexual.
        If you do think that, you've got a serious misunderstanding of sexual behavior.

        Dogs aren't removed from nature when they live with humans, because humans aren't removed from nature. Animals have social behavior that isn't strictly tied to automatic, instinctual responses, we are not remotely unique in this regard. Divest yourself of the egotistical belief that we aren't animals.

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