How common is bisexuality/homosexuality among male dogs? Posted on January 11, 2023 by Anonymous How common is bisexuality/homosexuality among male dogs?
10% of all dogs
Your dog doesn't want you to fuck it.
Seek psychiatric help.
>saw a female dog dry humping a male dog's ass at campus
When a male dog humps another male dog it's generally a display of dominance or an attempt to establish dominance. It's saying "You're my bitch".
Nothing sexual about it.
As someone who works with dogs and has been for the last 5 years. Here are somethings I've noticed.
Dogs tend to not give a single fuck about such minor details as gender/age/size difference.
There are some dogs that are "Hump Targets" that are constantly getting mounted by multiple dogs in the room. They tend to be the ones that dont react at all to getting mounted unless there is actual penetration.
It's not always about sex/breeding, sometimes it's about showing dominance. It's super common with dogs that are housemates.
Labs and Laberdoodles are the most likely to be raging homosexuals.
>There are some dogs that are "Hump Targets" that are constantly getting mounted by multiple dogs in the room. They tend to be the ones that dont react at all to getting mounted unless there is actual penetration.
free use sluts.
Dry humping isn't sexual in dogs, it's a way to assert dominance. Female dogs do it too.
Twenty years ago:
>animals aren't gay, so being gay is against nature and wrong
Ten years ago:
>ok, animals are gay, but you should't get your morality from nature: just listen to the bible, which tells you being gay is wrong
>animals actually aren't gay according to my autistic definition, so being gay is against nature and wrong
What the fuck happened to conservacucks? They're devolving in real time, not even fat activists are this depressing.
This post is so American I died of obesity and pill popping.
>obesity and pill popping
And gunshot wounds, don't you forget those.
Following that logic, human males are hand-sexual
Homosexuality is a population controlling disorder, Notice that not that our population is reaching the its cap the rise on homos and all the other meme words are now the most they've ever been. Let them kill of their blood line and not produce more horrid creatures.
Yes Eugene, we all know you found out what Wauf is a week ago.
>>it's a different smile despite looking and working like a smile
but it doesnt look like a smile...
>If someone steals my banana
no one stole your banana, your a drunk who got offended that some guy looked at you in a way you perceived as weird big difference in fighting a war and fighting because your a retard.
>no one stole your banana
And I intend to keep things that way.
Nothing personnel, kiddo.
who the fuck grins threatenigly? this aint wattpad bro no well adjusted person grins out of malice. Nervous grinning is another matter and happens to deescalate uncomfortable situations.
i dont have the grasp on psychology to adequately explain to you how or why your retarded but you clearly dont have an adequate grasp on it either.
also just to mention monkeys dont smile in situations of comfortability and ONLY use it to deescalate. Also pic posted is of a laughing monkey,notice the lips arent pulled back and its literally listed in your own image title, monkeys can laugh.
"A chimpanzee enjoying a good tickle session with another chimp may show their bottom row of teeth with their mouth open and relaxed"
who the fuck smiles with the bottom of their teeth? listen bro, psychology is autistic as fuck, especially with animals but their is valid science behind it its not just because le human superiority
>imagine thinking no one ever grins threateningly lmao have you ever been in or witnessed bar fights in your life
you are such a fucking pseud man, learn the rules, then learn the exceptions.
fucking monkey over here
About as common as functional braincells in your head.
it's time we debunk the myth of consensual sex and relegalize rape
I think dogs randomly hump whatever looks vaguely like a hole. My female dog used to hump my male dog and they were both fixed.
Female humping can mean a couple of things.
Could be stress, a showing of who's the boss, an attempt at starting play, among other things.
On one hand I agree with other posters saying there is no such thing as homosexuality in animal world. Because when you focus of the top malesy , then mostly you will see bisexuality. That means top male will fuck any hole that is submissive to him no matter the gender. However if given choice between male of female hole, he will most likely choose female. This is not homosexuality, just a horny male behaviour.
However there is also the other side and that is males that get horny when bottoming to other males. And as far as my knowledge goes, there have been some monitoring of such bottom males prefering to be bottomed at many mammal species.
Now the question is whether they do that because they are homos or whether they don't like it but it's some sign of submission
it doesnt, there is no such concept as homosexuality in the animal world and i am so fucking tired of pseuds pretending there is
there was no such concept of homosexuality in the human world until like the 1800s
i would argue there is more merit for the ideas of homosexuality in men than there is in animals of lesser intelligence though to some extent i wouldnt be surprised if someday we were to explain human homosexuality through some complex dominance play or such...
Human homosexuality is dominance play. You don’t know much about gays if you disagree. The gay identity is learned and entirely artificial.
Also, humans don’t hug because they love you. That’s how they beg their mother for milk. They also don’t smile. That’s a grimace. They have a “positive socialization face” like a smile though.
>how people talk about animal behavior
so people talk about animals like autists talk about men
>Also, humans don’t hug because they love you. That’s how they beg their mother for milk
also the definiton of smile and grimace are polar opposite
Dogs don't have sexuality
They just fuck stuff. Usually a dog of the opposite sex, but it could be a dog of the same sex, another animal that isn't a dog, inanimate objects, etc
I'm pretty sure dogs don't comprehend the difference between the sexes, but calling them bisexual feels wrong because a bisexual man knows what a cock and pussy is and knows he's into both. I'm pretty sure dogs lack that kind of awareness and just hop on things vaguely shaped like a bitch presenting and let instinct do the rest.
Is it possible for their wires to cross and only associate male smell with the instinct of humping? Sure it is, but I think conscious sexuality is an elusively human trait.
>I think conscious sexuality is an elusively human trait.
>Dogs don't have sexuality
>They just fuck stuff
now we're getting places
wait, what about the bottom dog though?
not even a "damn this is kinda gay" as hes getting his ass knotted?
For one a dog would need to understand what gender is
Then they would need to understand what sex is.
Then they would need to understand what sexuality is
Nah, it's just silly to apply human concepts to lower order beings.
Think of those worms that are all male and have a penis fight till one stabs the other with it's dick. The loser turns female. Gonna call those worms gay? It's all males trying to stab each other with their penises which is pretty gay z but then the ones that get stabbed turn female. Are they all bisexual then? Or all straight?
>not even a "damn this is kinda gay" as hes getting his ass knotted?
Stop anthropomorphizuing animals
i know at least two gay/bi cockerspaniels. they were about to get it on, but my homophobic aunt separated the lovers. animal cruelty!
why do you care op. are you gay? canadian? both?
retarded zoofag thread
what a stupid question
it happens, but no one would be able to tell you how common it is in nature
I don't think that's the right word to use for dogs. I don't believe we're talking about African wild dogs.
true, but homosexuality and bisexuality also don't apply to dogs.
I don't see why not
because homosexuality implies only having sex with the same sex, which almost no animals do,
and bisexuality implies having sex with the opposite sex as well as the same sex, which most animals do.
So they're bisexual
nope, they're asexual because they only copulate during mating season,
or straight because given the choice between a mate in heat or an animal of the same sex they'll always choose the mate in heat
Naw, I've see them mate with makes out of season.
I've seen pigs eat rocks when they can't find any food.
are pigs rock eaters?
Yes. If it eats a rock, it's a rock eater.
by that measure all animals are bisexual and none are homosexual.
I don't believe that but whatever floats your boat.
Do you think what you believe matters?
As much as what yours does.
now you're getting it.
read what zoologists think of homosexuality and bisexuality in dogs. Then you'll understand what you believe is completely meaningless. Nobody is paying money to hear your thoughts or mine.
It's a "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" guy trying to justify human sick behaviour because "ZE ANIMALS ARE ZE SAME" by that logic canibalism is great too
>by that logic canibalism is great too
murder is bad, mkay?
eating is fine.
I disagree with them tho.
Swans mate for life and sometimes two males will court each other. They'll fuck only each other. Happens with a handful of bird species actually.
Then there's the famous case of Walnut, the female crane who is horny for only one particular human. The zoo she lives at tried to get her with a male crane, and she killed him.
>homosexuality implies only having sex with the same sex, which almost no animals do
the schizo can't understand these words
>Get proven wrong
>Get butthurt about that
Typical 4th channeler.
>fails to read good
>argues against his own failures to read good
>wins arguments against his own failures to read good
I thought you debunked wikipedia today?
>N-NOOOO ! ANIMALS C-CAN'T BE H-HOMOSEXUAAAAL
>Y-YOU JUSTC-CAN'T PROVE ME W-WRONG !
It's okay mate, you'll get over it.
you dont even know who your replying to
Duh, it's an anonymous website.
>Mfw I am retardede
You are retardede
When you say a human is "homosexual" you mean a person who would only ever have sex with people of the same sex.
This isn't a thing with animals. Animals have homosexual behavior, but they aren't homosexual.
Any time you disagree with that particular schizo it locks in his wrong belief and he will spend years defending it loudly on Wauf.
it's best just to ignore him. He's retarded and can't understand what you're saying anyways.
>No, no you see, they're not homosexual they just have homosexual behaviour
>Everyone that disagree with me is the same person
>Everyone that disagree with me is the same person
nah, your mistake regarding homosexual behavior and homosexuality is a very rare set/subset misunderstanding typical of a very rare schizophrenic that lurks the board.
there is only one schizo that consistently makes this error, so I always know it's you.
you keep pretending you're different people and thinking I'm fooled. Because you're schizophrenic and not only can you not see your own mistakes, but you think nobody else can see them either.
Male dogs will hump literally anything that either isn't mobile or will hold still. It has nothing to do with sexuality, unless you think teenaged boys that rub their dicks on their mattress to get off are bed-sexual.
If you do think that, you've got a serious misunderstanding of sexual behavior.
Dogs aren't removed from nature when they live with humans, because humans aren't removed from nature. Animals have social behavior that isn't strictly tied to automatic, instinctual responses, we are not remotely unique in this regard. Divest yourself of the egotistical belief that we aren't animals.