How come no one ever told me dinosaurs were manlets?

How come no one ever told me dinosaurs were manlets?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it sbad for a man to be small, practically, then women must be even lower than them. Damn I learned something today

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible that a display of aggression by the giraffe would be enough to get the allosaurus to back down? That's one tall animal

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would these two approach one another?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the giraffe would simply step on the dinotard's manlet head and crush it to death

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're still lying to you

    those are wikipedia numbers taken from a children's book and a slightly more advanced book by a paleoartist that never studied Allosaurus size.

    If you actually check madsen jr on Allosaurus you'll find with a bit of calculation that the average size of Allosaurus is about 20 feet long and 6 feet tall.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, Norman

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally a theropod other than tyrannosaurus. not all of them were 10,000 kg living behemoths

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t a giraffe like a freakishly tall horse and Allosaurus a rather average theropod?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are perissodactlys, so no

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horses are mammals, perissodactyls are flying dinosaurs. Maybe scientists can try and fake that birds are actually dinosaurs so they can brainwash people into thinking evolution is real, but no way anyone believes horaes are perissodactyl flying dinsoaurs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >perissodactyls are flying dinosaurs
          You made my day

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like how come no one told me giraffes were fucking huge?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we finally got some new material. Frankly it's more of an even fight this time, too. Those giraffe legs are no joke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except the allosaurus will jump and bite your precious giraffe's head off. He or she's got speed on her side

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dinotard comes charging
        >giraffe torro's out of the way
        >dinotard falls on its face
        >dies
        easy giraffe victory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its thick coat of feathers would lower the impact

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m loving this level of schizophrenia

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What schizophrenia? feathers are basal to all archosaurs. It's safe to assume all dinosaurs had feathers until proven otherwise

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you obsessed with size?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i watched jurassic park as a kid these israelites had me thinking dinotards were gigantic 100 foot tall monsters. we were lied it. turns out they were just slighty bigger than average reptiles with little man complex after all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >these israelites had me thinking dinotards were gigantic 100 foot tall monsters
        Nothing new under the sun, they are always lying about everything. Yes, dinosaurs are not gigantic monsters but just animals.
        >they were just slighty bigger than average reptiles
        They are still impressive with a lot of particularities.
        >little man complex
        Little man complex has always existed but it has been overemphasized recently because of the very strong competition of dating social networks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're neglecting the fact that its 30 feet long and weighs 2 tons.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not spinosaur? It was like 5.4 m.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about swimcel size

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