How can I make my cat stop shitting on the floor?

How can I make my cat stop shitting on the floor?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he just likes to get schwifty in there

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how is my thread still alive?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When he starts shitting you pick him up mid shit and put him in the litter box.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frogs are so ugly

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's a talk I would like to have heard, particularly the cat's replies.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my cat sometimes shuts outside her box when it's too dirty for her liking or if she's pissed off at the state of the house, like if we're doing to remodeling or if it's gone shithole mode. technically the best way to keep a litter box is to spot clean daily but i'm moronic and forget to do it until she's mad enough to blast caca doodoo shit everywhere. that or your cats moronic as well

  7. 1 year ago
    Carchadon

    Dont. Hit. The. Cat.

    Try to teach them to shit in another place.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried hitting it?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Clean the litter
    2. If the cat is still a bastard and shits outside: pick him up by his neck skin (where the mothers grab them), take him in front of the shit, say NO! NO!, he'll understand

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of your floor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      someone already mentioned that:

      Remove your floor

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real answers:

    Better litter system
    Clean box more regularly
    More boxes (should be 1 box for every cat +1)
    Ideally a box on every level of your house (not always reasonable)
    Keep floor clean
    Thoroughly clean the area where the cat does poop so they won't smell their poop later--just picking up the turd is not sufficient

    If these don't work, cat could have a medical issue such as athritis that makes it difficult to climb into the box (a ramp can help eith this) or some kind of infection

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Duct tape it's butthole

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of the cat is the easiest and best solution always

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mad buttsniffer

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gib litter

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If your cat is pooping outside its litterbox, they are trying to communicate with you "something's wrong". It's up to you to figure out what. Look for other changes. Your cat is smart and will point you to the change it needs you to make. Here are some ideas to get you started. Does your cat hate it's litterbox? Do you need a second litterbox? Is your cat in pain? Has your car been drinking or eating less? More? Has the cat been itchy? Eyes watering? Dry eyes? Limping?
    There are many things that could be wrong but for sure your cat is telling you something's wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >your cat is smart for shitting outside the litterbox
      Actually it's just marking territory more aggressively when it feels insecure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cat is sick
        >marks territory more blatantly to keep potential competitors scared away
        >using litterbox hurts
        >basic conditioning causes cat to avoid using litterbox
        They are very simple animals really. Otherwise feel loose surface, use toilet. Yes even your laundry and houseplants.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not op but my (17yr) cat has kidney failure/associated polydipsia/occasional cystitis or FLUTD (sometimes has difficulty urinating or has specs of blood in her urine) and is having more trouble sticking to the litterbox or yard in the past year or so. i know its related to her kidney issues and probably gets worse when her pain is bad, but is there anything i can do to help her or prevent the stress and inappropriate urinating? shes still mostly comfortable and her disease isnt progressed enough for me to be considering euthanasia or anything like that, idk if she should be on painkillers though or if that would even help her /help the urination issue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wet food, tuna, plain greek yogurt or plain kefir rven if you cant afford wet food, a big tub of greek yogurt is only a few bucks and a big spoonful a day will probably do wonders

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every time he shits, pinch off a steamy creamy log right on top of it. Your cat will be shit mogged and will use his little box in shame.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remove your floor

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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