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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sanest thread on Wauf.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^when someone posts like this, they are severely btfo. this man has experienced the intellectual equivalent of being pushed face first into the ground, grabbed by the hair, and slammed into dirt until his nose was pulp and he lost an eye.

    "not reading"
    "seething"
    "tldr"
    "homosexual insect israelite women etc"
    these are the internet arguments equivalent to screaming in unbearable pain after losing entire body parts.

    remember, they read the whole thing, almost like they didn't have a choice

    : ^ )

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice letters you have there, too bad i still didn't read them past the first few words
      keep writing, insect

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >posting furry porn shit based on satanic idols
    Do catredditors really? Are you still 14 or just this cringe?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      christcuck entered the chat

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to be a devout christian to point out that pagans worship imaginary evil entities
        Reddit posts something stupid, 2 for 2. I’m atheist but i still recognize that paganism is the least advanced, least moral form of religion. Animism is actually above it. Paganism is closer to worshiping a god king and his family, just after they’ve died, while animism is just being respectful of natural concepts.
        >inb4 which came first doe
        More advanced things can precede degeneration.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't care, didn't read

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you got btfo? Despite being an atheist i believe most people are better off following an advanced monotheistic or nontheistic religion with metaphorical scripture and generalized, rather than highly specific, moral doctrines. Any pagan faith is essentially inferior both to its predecessors and its successors.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              still don't care, didn't read

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a israelite actually.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ew

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Based

          still don't care, didn't read

          samegay
          not him but he owned you pretty hard. larpagans are even more cringe than protty christcucks.

          >bro these primitive morons said there was a god with a cats head on it!
          yes they also put dog heads on gods they were fricking moronic and smoked too much weed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            try again, insect

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people still think this means anything when ctrl+shift+i exists
              you can edit your posts even faster by pressing alt+f4 to jump directly to the element your cursor is hovering over. shift+cmd+w if your computer has homosexuality.

              even if you werent samegayging dont you think you're a bit moronic and lack individuality if you get confused with other anonymous morons? its like being called an NPC.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep writing, i'll keep not reading, insect

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting we're discussing Egyptian religion. Most don't know that the god the israelites, christians and muslims is literally apophis: the serpent of darkness.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyksos#In_modern_scholarship

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apepi

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apep

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              People have said this
              They have also said that the god of the israelites is the hindu deity agni, and israelites started as a traveling cult of brahmins that venerated him especially because coincidentally there is no agni sect in modern india (one of agni's names is YHVH)
              Other people have said that the god of the israelites is actually a direct ripoff of Ahura Mazda that was randomly renamed according to local customs
              Other people have even said south american religions descend from the same primitive asian religion that eventually became all the western and middle eastern religions, in a wild guess

              The people who actually know what happened know that none of these gods were ever real, and it was just a bunch of illiterate goat herders talking to each other and confusing names and myths far before anyone wrote any of it down, so all of these faiths are somewhat related on account of being made up and passed on orally by gossiping stone age and bronze age illiterates without strictly defined nations. The people who believe there is at least one real God will never believe any of these religions and consider them corrupted accounts polluted by human error and political biases, and figure "if god is real then i'll find him myself or he can show himself to me".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no historical relation of israeli "religion" to India.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to be a devout christian to point out that pagans worship imaginary evil entities
      Reddit posts something stupid, 2 for 2. I’m atheist but i still recognize that paganism is the least advanced, least moral form of religion. Animism is actually above it. Paganism is closer to worshiping a god king and his family, just after they’ve died, while animism is just being respectful of natural concepts.
      >inb4 which came first doe
      More advanced things can precede degeneration.

      you're really outing yourself as new here by calling things reddit this and reddit that for no reason
      ohh and here's another protip: change your filenames, itoddler, unless you enjoy your posts being easily tracked here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is having a massive laugh at your expense as have genuinely angry meltdowns. You are the easiest mark on Wauf. Even if you point out that he's trolling you, the fact that you take it so seriously and are getting genuinely angry at him is entertainment enough for this guy. How do I know? I can track his posts as well as I can track yours, and he has demonstrated 0 consistency and 0 dedication to any cause except annoying you, just adapting to whatever you are angry about at the moment to infuriate you and shut down and derail your threads.

        It's like when someone teases a cat. The cat has no idea what's really going on, it thinks it's fighting an aggressive human, while the human thinks the cats stupidity is hilarious.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meds.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catgays so thoroughly btfo that they've resorted to "u mad, u seething"
    >meanwhile high IQ not-bugguy casually writes another mental beatdown while sipping tea
    yknow there's a point where this doesnt work like you said "2+2=5", got proven wrong, and samegay from your phone saying "u made him so mad"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really are mad and seething though. As shown by the fact you see the need to make 700 anti-cat threads every single fricking day of your life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homosexual cartoon is very tonedeaf
        The big steaming pile of shit is obviously annoying cat spam

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your obsession with shit is very unhealthy, but I realize that's a very antisemitic thing for me to say.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            /misc/ redditors are now speaking incoherently. Whats next, ice cream is israeli?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”you”
        Cool it with the delusions, schizo. Dinosaurs had feathers btw. :^)
        And therapods couldnt pronate their wrists

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cats are worthless vermin.

    prove me wrong. you can't.

    >but le caturday
    yes and we have memes for rats and black people too.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >newbie dogsimps are still seething over the superiority of cats
    You love to see it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made one seethe almost instantly kek, wall of text and everything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really cant stop seething can they?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have maine coone
    >will buy fine if I die and it gets out

    Whats the problem?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do they have to be useful?
    Outside cats are nice because it gives you an occasion to try and pet them when you meet them on walks, and on the few cases they are friendly and let you pet them, its fricking awesome. And then you bring them some treats and they start to follow your schedule and show up at exactly the moment of your walks and its a nice little addition to an otherwise shitty day.
    That's it. If you want more, frick you.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re all moronic.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate cats and cat "people." But in the last three years my household has managed to get stuck with three charity case adoptions of cats that didn't have anywhere else to go. To differing extents, they are all astoundingly friendlier than my previous conception of the average cat. They're not in the slightest useful, even the one we made a barn cat, but They're not actively bad except when they piss all over everything, puke, get their claws stuck in linens, forget where their bathroom is and shit on the carpet, etc. So not too different from our dog when he was a puppy except they aren't going to grow out of it apparently.
    All in all, I don't actively hate cats anymore. So I get to apply all my now undivided hatred toward cat """""people""""" on the internet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got toxopozzed by them shitting all over your house lmao disgusting

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever. I still don't trust any cats I don't know, whereas I'd pet the frick out of any dog other than a shitbull that I randomly meet, because dogs are still mankind's divinely ordained partner in crime upon this earth while cats are still fair weather friends to the extreme. I just don't actively hate cats anymore. We shall just have to see if a dose of ivermectin would change that.

  12. 5 months ago
    warm hearty cat soup

    Dogs kill less than 12 people a year in America. Pitbulls kill 20-30.

    Congenital toxoplasmosis, which would not exist without outdoor cats, kills 750 Americans a year.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is all one guy arguing with himself using two browsers and a VPN

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fregoli delusion in full tilt itt

    Website with cat memes != website where you are mandated to believe cats are smart, clean, effective apex predators despite evidence to the contrary

    Dogs and birds are better pets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs
      Ok
      >Birds
      ??? Are you moronic? Fish and reptiles are easier to maintain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally take a bit of joy from the fact that the internet has caused an entire generation of 'men' to go full moron and troon out with cats

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude no one cares about your Wauf legacy
    Get a grip

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking for the person that realizes paleoschizo is a fricking moron because he doesn't know what pronation means, not because he's obviously schizophrenic and has a third grade education.

      so far no luck. You gays can't tell a crocodile from a caiman. Can't ID a domestic cat skull. This board is beyond pathetic and having a rep here is a very bad sign for your intelligence and mental stability.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you get for being le smartest guy on Wauf? Is it worth having a meltdown over?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you get for being le smartest guy on Wauf?
          disappointment
          >Is it worth having a meltdown over?
          do you think I'm having a meltdown? How fragile are you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Youve been seething and crying for hours itt

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              keeps me off facebook where I could do some real damage

              nothing I say here matters. It's not going to get me divorced, fired, cancelled, or hated.

              and what you morons think absolutely doesn't matter. Thanks for reading.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you find whats missing in your life

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't exist

                I hope you never discover what's missing from my life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont care to
                I dont know you nor do i want to

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                most here aren't smart enough to begin to know me. A fricking cat skull up for weeks and Wauf was guessing mongoose or lemur. These are not bright people.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Youre in a cat hate thread on Wauf on saturday morning trying to convince strangers youre very smart

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Youre in a cat hate thread on Wauf on saturday morning trying to convince strangers youre very smart
                kek

                I'm a fricking moron

                you guys are frickin morons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get to climb the watch lists ladder.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, you've been told before I QUOTED Carpenter on what "pronation" means by his own words. Take it up with him.

  16. 5 months ago
    Silly Goose
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot take
    >same dull consolegay opinion that's been shitting up the board forever

  18. 5 months ago
    Silly Goose

    Checks out

  19. 5 months ago
    Silly Goose

    What is happening in this thread ( first time on Wauf, not entirely surprised )

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're discussing the three (3) people that regularly post here. Most or all of them are completely insane. Sitting in a wheelchair collecting welfare with helmets on their fragile heads type insane.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti cat newbie is having a schizophrenic melt down

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s not capable of getting it. He’s not being conversed with. This concludes the demonstration.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your failure to 'win' a debate is noted, as is your forfeit.

      >humans 1
      >chat gpt "oldgay" 0

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    See? It’s like a recording, he’s not really there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dissociating?

      don't worry buddy, you might not be a computer program. It's always possible you're an actual human with severe brain damage. Try this, put your hand between your legs and see if you feel nuts. Now take your hand away.
      Still feel nuts?

      you're probably just nuts.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those people who continue talking to themselves without being aware of it
    talk about failing the turing test.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're not me because I know things you don't know. A lot of things. You learn from me. You are my copy, not the other way around.

      you get very close to teaching me things, because you also know things I don't. But your knowledge is shallow. It's what I taught you to learn.
      >read wikipedia
      I said

      that's a start, but you have to dig deeper. And when you do dig deeper I destroy you for not understanding. So you back off and go back to the wiki. You've memorized half the wikipedia articles on paleontology. Your knowledge is extremely broad and very shallow.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you did teach me a thing once, a year or so ago.

      I'm sure you remember it, because it has never happened before or since.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo got confused, now thinks he’s bugguy after finishing thinking everyone else was
    Anything to avoid addressing the fact that cats dont belong outside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo got confused, now thinks he’s bugguy after finishing thinking everyone else was
      ????

      bugguy took up the nociception troll because it fricked with Wauf hard. Now the paleoschizo is doing the same. Maybe he's bugguy, maybe he's a cheap copy.

      but nociception was all mine at first. bugguy learned it from me. He or his apprentice is still using it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo
        >narcissist
        >delusional
        Whats this thread ab-
        >cats
        Of course

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep pet trolls, not cats.

          sometimes I like to check in on you and see what you're up to.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ooh, you got that line from me.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've only ever got one line from you, you know the one.

              and a check of the archives shows you actually got it from me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Little do you know, you’re talking to yourself.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Little do you know, you’re talking to yourself.
                I've accused you of being a chatbot trained on my own posts plenty of times.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he really thinks he’s the guy that said the thing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the funny part is it makes sense.

                I'm almost a third of the posts on Wauf over its life. Bugguy constitutes another almost full third of the posts

                if someone trained a chatbot on Wauf posts it would just read like me and bugguy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unwarranted self importance
                Must be a “cat person”

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wauf has very few users

                one or two dedicated trolls can flood the entire board for years. Or decades

                as you already know.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he really thinks he’s the guy that said the thing

                Holy kek well played

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo wonders if he's actually a bot
                >schizo tries to convince his trainers they're bots
                >Holy kek well played
                training was effective.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe in nociception. This something sociopaths say to depersonalize animals. All emotions and thoughts humans have predate them by hundreds of millions of years. Whenever I hear someone use the term "nociception", I want to immediately start vivisecting them.

        I've only ever got one line from you, you know the one.

        and a check of the archives shows you actually got it from me.

        Little do you know, you’re talking to yourself.

        LOL

        What is happening in this thread ( first time on Wauf, not entirely surprised )

        LOL welcome to hell. There are like 3 main posters on this board: me (who paleoprostitute calls "paleoschizo"). I like to shit in people's fake understanding of paleontology and correct their bullshit by directly pointing them at the fossils that say they're lying. There's an old paleontologist guy who thinks everyone is himself. Then there's a crazy israeli prostitute (paleoprostitute) who HATES cats and posts 300 anti-cat threads every fricking day and mass reports everyone that disagrees with her until I get banned and reset my router lol.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delusional.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anything to avoid addressing the fact that cats dont belong outside
      nobody here thinks cats belong outside. Outside cats is also a troll on Wauf. A pretty good one, it's been getting thousands of replies a year for decades now.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So you agree with the OP and all of my points. Thank you for this moment of sanity.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    true facts. Back in the day over half of Wauf identified as female, but probably a third of those 'women' had dicks.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Bugguy got banned for everything.
    so did I

    we used to have competitions. That one janny he insisted was a woman used to ban each of us several times a day.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anime website. Go back.

    Reports of bugguy being banned are greatly exaggerated. He was not banned that often, especially not when a real oldgay would have known him. You’re just a schizo with identity issues.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was not banned that often,
      he was banned over a thousand times in a couple years. So was I. Not necessarily for cat hate, just for being an annoying b***h.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Entirely made up. You were never there. Take your meds.

        Now tell us, who is the bvll chad?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You were never there
          if the archives go that far back I can easily prove it since I posted pics of stuff back then that I still own.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet the schizo has a cat. They must to have this big of a shameful meltdown because they reduced their pets lifespan to 1-5 for no reason. Cats don’t belong outside and they are not functional pest control. They have no utility. They mimic infants and trigger your emotions. Cat schizos will ramble about ANY crazy shit to evade these simple provable facts.

            Holy compulsive lying

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Holy compulsive lying
              here's a dinosaur tooth I posted in may of 2016.
              I actually posted it much earlier but the archive doesn't go back far enough

              would you like proof I posted this tooth in 2016?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are now essentially admitting you are larping as an oldgay with the archives open as a reference book. wew.

                https://i.imgur.com/jV9i8wB.png

                Hot take: Outdoor cats literally never ever help when their help is actually needed the most. Making moronic noise and eating birds is more important I guess.

                hotter take: animals without any abstract language do not actually feel pain. conscious and sensate are significantly different concepts. dogs, thankfully, are evolving and developing basic linguistic facilities, so at least some collies, terriers, and huskies might deserve limited rights.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are now essentially admitting you are larping as an oldgay
                I posted that picture in 2016. Would you like proof that I posted that picture in 2016? I have the thing on my desk.

                I posted it years before you showed up.

                >conscious and sensate are significantly different concepts.

                ah yeah, that was my other name
                nociceptiongay

                you don't remember, that was before your time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hotter take: animals without any abstract language do not actually feel pain.
                So you can be experimented on without any ethical concerns is what you're saying.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"""""Tyrannosauroidea"""""
                Modern paleontology is such a joke.

                I bet the schizo has a cat. They must to have this big of a shameful meltdown because they reduced their pets lifespan to 1-5 for no reason. Cats don’t belong outside and they are not functional pest control. They have no utility. They mimic infants and trigger your emotions. Cat schizos will ramble about ANY crazy shit to evade these simple provable facts.

                Holy compulsive lying

                Sorry, troons deleted all my posts. I don't remember what my response would have been, but your mother's a prostitute.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Holy compulsive lying
              here's proof I've been here for at least 8 years.

              you can take my word for it, I was here well before that. Any real oldgay knows. I was here before bugguy. I was here long before you. I'll be here long after you're dead.

              https://i.imgur.com/lUfkfoi.png

              >Holy compulsive lying
              here's a dinosaur tooth I posted in may of 2016.
              I actually posted it much earlier but the archive doesn't go back far enough

              would you like proof I posted this tooth in 2016?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                indeed it is cool

                aside from being a tooth used by Allosaurus to kill lots of dinosaurs over 100 million years ago, it's the item that destroys modern tyrannosauroid taxonomy. A lovely thing, that tooth. Destroys careers and revises science.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                indeed it is cool

                aside from being a tooth used by Allosaurus to kill lots of dinosaurs over 100 million years ago, it's the item that destroys modern tyrannosauroid taxonomy. A lovely thing, that tooth. Destroys careers and revises science.

                it's also something the paleoschizo should love, since it has distal wear facets, proving theropods could completely close their mouths and probably lacked lower lips.

                one of his favorite things, and something I taught him ages ago. With this tooth. He loves to pretend he came up with his trolls, but they're all just poor copies of science I have written already.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the paleoschizo loves to cite my own published work when he agrees with me, which I find amusing.

                He also loves to cite my work and call me a prostitute and a moron when he disagrees with me. Which I also find amusing.

                either way, he's getting my published work out there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >either way, he's getting my published work out there.
                the end result is I will be remembered for publishing good science while he will be forgotten for publishing 9000 shitposts on Wauf

                this is sad, but it can't be helped. He understands shitposting very well. He understands science not at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course this means Wauf can't tell if they're dealing with the (published) paleontologist or the (unpublished) paleoschizo.

                but that doesn't matter because every working zoologist has heard of me, and none of them have heard of him. My reputation on Wauf is destroyed. His reputation in academia simply doesn't exist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >His reputation in academia simply doesn't exist.
                I'll give him props if he ever publishes a paper, but papers from literal schizo morons don't pass peer review. And even if he slips one past the referees, he's still dozens of publications behind me.

                also I will be one of his referees. And I'm not letting his shit slide.

                So he will never do what he really wants, that is receive recognition from real scientists. Mostly because he's an idiot, and partly because at least one of us is trained to spot him and toss his work in the trash. But that's how science progresses. buttholes and idiots head straight to the trash.

                the opposite of what Wauf does.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally doesn't matter because between the two of us we probably know more about dinosaurs than the entire establishment combined. And that's for one reason: both of us know enough to DISAGREE with the mainstream when they're wrong, though we disagree at times when that is.

                >His reputation in academia simply doesn't exist.
                I'll give him props if he ever publishes a paper, but papers from literal schizo morons don't pass peer review. And even if he slips one past the referees, he's still dozens of publications behind me.

                also I will be one of his referees. And I'm not letting his shit slide.

                So he will never do what he really wants, that is receive recognition from real scientists. Mostly because he's an idiot, and partly because at least one of us is trained to spot him and toss his work in the trash. But that's how science progresses. buttholes and idiots head straight to the trash.

                the opposite of what Wauf does.

                >So he will never do what he really wants, that is receive recognition from real scientists.
                Lol THAT'S what you think I want?? Nope. What I want is to wipe out mankind, get the planet back to being tropical and repopulate it with dinosaurs. Frick jannies. Frick trannies. And frick humans. The age of mammals was a mistake.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually coming around on Theropod lips. It doesn't really make sense that their teeth would just be hanging out like that. It definitely LOOKS better in a lot of species, especially Proterosuchids, but no other reptile is like this except modern crocodilians and they're not even like other pseudosuchians. I'm still unsure though. I'm definitely less certain they DIDN'T have lips. Also a lot of my assessment of T. rex not having lips is based on tooth slippage after death. HOWEVER, Dilophosaurus would still have teeth that fell below the bottom of the jaw with the mouth fully closed, so this is far from a settled issue. troonysauroidea was always just feathergay cope. Only a complete fricking moron would think Proceratosaurids have ANYTHING to do with Tyrannosaurids. They're nothing alike aside from both being Theropods.

                >either way, he's getting my published work out there.
                the end result is I will be remembered for publishing good science while he will be forgotten for publishing 9000 shitposts on Wauf

                this is sad, but it can't be helped. He understands shitposting very well. He understands science not at all.

                Shows what you know. The CIA already has a statue of me in their lobby with a plaque that says "Frick this guy". I'm a muse. My words appear all over this site and have appeared IN papers. I've literally been cited multiple times and nobody knows who I am lol. And even if they did it wouldn't matter because I'm a nobody and a heretic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                actual schizophrenia.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I actually wasn't active on the site for a number of years. Whoever that is must've posted then
    I was in every dinosaur discussion prior to that time, and while you might be one of my acolytes you weren't memorable.
    >I like to let my enemies name me lol.
    yes, that's what we called you.
    >I have never worked in paleontology and I've never had a boss named "Bob"
    fair enough. Morrisonbro worked at the Morrison museum for Bob Bakker. I've coauthored 2 papers with Bob.
    >that particular argument was CLEARLY with a woman. No man is capable of arguing so moronicly.
    yep. You're a fricking idiot, so you assume anything you can't understand must be moronation

    this was true of morrison as well. And if you are him I could easily see why you would deny it, because I know who he is personally.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >finally corrected you
    >you: *desuarchive.org, name bugguy, search “poison”, sort by oldest first* ok it was monkshood
    This is not a cat website
    Especially not in the way your schizophrenia defines that - a website where everyone is to hate dogs and believe that cats are magical animals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hating dogs would have gotten you banned too.

      bugguy didn't just get banned for cat hate, he got banned for dog hate threads too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but dogs
        Fraid not. Trolling was trolling, the mods didnt participate in your reddit console war. Just keep your shit pest indoors and no one will ever have a reason to hate it. People just get mad at roaming animals. It’s how the world works.
        >inb4 you think i meant dogs
        >inb4 you think i meant cats

        Hej didnt you once pretend you used to own bugguys dog? You schizos lol

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Doggays also hate shitbulls, especially here, but r/dogfree doesn’t know that. Just like r/dogfree hasnt reviewed the archives in a while and forgot bugguy didnt grow nightshade. Or that Wauf wasn’t always called Wauf. Or that all the threads with 2 people actually had dozens of posters. Or that bugguy wasnt actually banned that often when his bans did expire, which is why he was allowed to be a janny.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I don't post toxo threads
    thank you
    that indicates bugguy never stopped posting here, or someone else is copying him

    [...]

    >That's me, dummy.
    Yes. We used to call you morrisonbro
    >I'm talking about paleoprostitute. You know, the one that doesn't know what "pronate" means?
    That's me. I know who you are because we have a mutual friend, remember? Old Bob. Your former boss. I'm a paleontologist, I studied under your former boss. I've written papers with him. As have most paleontologists.
    >My father is dead and I don't even speak to my mother.
    sorry to hear it.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Samegay. Schizo. Not a cat website. It wasn’t nightshade either. Or even related to it. Lol. Lmao.

    Pretending to be an oldgay to win an argument of no consequence (you have mixed up “dog hate website where we all agree cats are magical animals” and “anime website with cat memes” pretty thoroughly) because everyone knows you’re wrong from the getgo and you use too much reddit vocabulary. Verdict: you lost the game.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are a schizophrenic who formed an identity by reading all of the threads bugguy posted in since 2015 (everything tbh archived). This is not without precedent. There’s a schizo on another board who formed his identity based on me, way after i quit the hobby in question.

    God knows where you got this developing canada woman figure from. Are you also the “/dog/ schizo” that’s been trying to kill their thread and stalks the posters? It kind of sounds like an amalgamation of the /dog/ schizos theories about the identities of his least favorites.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm the one you call paleoschizo and I actually knew bugguy once upon a time.
    so I do know your parents

    cool beans.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Wait aren't you arguing with your ex wife or whatever?
    no, paleoschizo is a dude.

    probably a rank newbie that showed up here a couple years back and pretends to be an oldgay. He's moronic. Not like "I don't like him so I call him a moron," but he has an actual and very severe learning disability.

    remarkable memory, but dumb as fricking shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've talked to paleoschizo and I'm almost 99% sure she's female from the way she speaks though she could always be a really effeminate homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're replying to MY comment asking paleoNPC. Fricking trannies deleted a bunch of posts. Not sure what all of it was. These fat troonballoons really think they're the volunteer CIA.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        an oldgay would know how to view deleted comments.

        I didn't know that comment was you until you got banned and it got deleted along with your other posts.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that was ME asking (You) if you weren't arguing with your ex wife.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            got it.

            no I divorced her 23 years ago. I've been remarried for 21 years. I don't argue with my ex wife.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, so your current one then.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. His hand. Lmfao.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The paleoschizo schiz cycle is playing out again.

    >stage 1: dog hating catgay, uses r/dogfree memes
    >stage 2: paleoschizo and persecution victim
    >stage 3: i am an Wauf oldgay im craniumgay i mean morrisonbro i can see nick longrich from my house. no, you are morrisonbro, or bugguy, or no those are all paleoschizo.
    >stage 4: someone wrote a chatbot to stalk me!
    >stage 5: return to sanity, or more aggressive form of stage 1, may post zoosadism or falseflag as a zoophile
    >stage 6 (rare mania): attempts to convince Wauf they are “tim win” while larping as another schizo

    There is no one true he either.
    it’s several schizos that think everyone is one of them, and all of them have larped as each other. there is no point engaging someone this crazy. Some of the schizos are not even the original schizos. They’re pretending to be them for some reason.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catredditor revisionism attempts
    >r/dogfree copypasta
    >”paleoprostitute!” (It’s the new “xu zing!”, and i think for a month everyone was accused of being nick longrich)
    every thread every day since 2020. fricking newbie schizos. the reddit->/misc/ Wauf pipeline destroyed this website.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wauf was shit long before reddit existed

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foxes are just as worse than cats. They will try and kill other animals not to feed but to also kill off potential threats. I.e jumping on the back of a dog who is minding its own buisness and biting at its neck or upper spinal column to make them paralysed. I hate catgays. But I hate foxgays more. Bring the foxhounds back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a foxhound
      She never caught a fox but she's shredded at least a couple cats

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Close enough.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always poison foxhounds when those fox hunting parties ride through my fields despite that they told that they don't have my permission but cops won't do anything. They have been suspicious of me but can't prove anything. I think I must have killed at least seven lol. They are just as shitty as pitbulls and dumb as frick too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >despite that they told that they
          PLEASE type in English.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just as worse
      Trust the cat-hating redditor to be ESL.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If by ESL you mean working class britbong sure.
        >when the only line of attack is to scream ESL because you are seething so hard about a guy liking a domesticated animal slightly more than your own

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this cat look like a slug's ghost??

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a post here where someone saved a large baby bunny from a cat. People saying they cant or wont kill mice and rats are wrong. Ive also seen posts online where the cats wont do anything even when rodents are in the fricking house and crawling on them. One of these posts mentioned that instead of hunting the rodents that their family cats save their energy for destroying shit, jumping out from hiding and attacking the family and raping the small dogs/each other. Cats are fricking moronic as all hell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats dont "kill off" rats or mice. They kill them, but they typically hunt juveniles and leave adults and nests alone because it's too much work, and fill in the massive gaps in their diet with garbage, bugs, lizards, and birds. The end result is they just don't change the population count, just how fearful they behave, so how often you see them.

      https://i.imgur.com/WRut0ul.gif

      They're tourists on the cat site. Tourists by definition are only here to do things they couldn't get away with on their sites of origin, or because their sites of origin already kicked them out. Naturally, if you're a cat hater on Wauf, you're going to be worse adjusted than even the usual spergs that make up our actual userbase.

      This isn't a cat website, redditard. This is an anime website. We had cat memes once, but that does not mean you are obligated to worship a dumb bio-engineered predatory shrew and insist it is the best thing ever. You can admit cats are totally fricking useless and closer to rats and neon tetras on the justifiable pet scale ("because i like it" tier) without actually hating cats.

      But I can see how dealing with reddit cat worshipers insisting cats are the best coolest cutest smartest most capable animals ever and totally apex predators despite being prey would make someone want to post cat hate just to troll morons back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >neon tetras
        Show me right here on this anatomically accurate doll where this absolutely fricking based nano fish touched you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >based nano fish
          >Neon tetra

          There are smaller, hardier, live bearing, more colorful, easier to breed and even native alternatives to that disease prone, twitchy, mass produced waste of tank volume.
          Heck, even cardinal tetras are respectable in my book, you can do better, Anon. At least they aren't goldfish though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it touched me wite hewe, in my speschow pwace officew :CCC

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >predatory shrew
        ...liiiiiike, a dog? mongoloid.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one was talking about dogs, redditor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cats are the more spergy of the two, therefore this will always be a cat website. No one like cats because they think they’re the “apex predator”. your focus on reddit makes me think that you migrated from there pretty recently.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats were literally domesticated because they eat mice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They self domesticated by eating plentiful vermin and actually attracting more by killing for fun and letting other animals come eat the corpses

      Specifically the least fearful ones were able to live closer to humans and dogs, and then they lost some intelligence and size because food was more plentiful (including scavenged garbage) and prey was also semi-domesticated and therefore dumber.

      It's "possible" some sages, without writing any of this shit down, rounded up shitloads of cats and did culls to get the most docile and cooperative ones to live in their temple because they liked cats for some reason. But unlikely. Most likely, cats, like dogs, just domesticated themselves by following us around eating garbage and anything else that came to eat the garbage. It's the simplest answer the assumes the least about humanity's capabilities.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are more fun to them now

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of help are you expecting from them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people think cats kill rats. they dont. they cant help with a mouse infestation either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron boomers think that cats effectively control mice and rat infestations. They're barely any actual help in that respect, they mainly eat amphibians and bugs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its hillarious to me that a person could live with a cat the catches several mice a week for years or whatever and think that their mouse problem is under control

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahh another pet console war thread, i was just saying to myself Wauf needs more of these!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are anticatposters the biggest schizos? i thought the lore was that toxo causes schizophrenia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ahh another pet console war thread, i was just saying to myself Wauf needs more of these!

      I'm not anti, I am just disappointed in them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're tourists on the cat site. Tourists by definition are only here to do things they couldn't get away with on their sites of origin, or because their sites of origin already kicked them out. Naturally, if you're a cat hater on Wauf, you're going to be worse adjusted than even the usual spergs that make up our actual userbase.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        from personal observation, cathomosexuals are the most maladjusted group of people there is
        only makes sense Wauf is infested with them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot to mention in this post that I sniff dog butts btw

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone already knows cat people love the smell of shit and butt but ty for sharing 🙂

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doggay projection

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up sniffing butts out of nowhere
                >reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youre projecting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad doghomosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outdoor cats were always disliked here.

    • 5 months ago
      warm hearty dog soup

      dog lovers are very bitter and jealous towards cats for stealing their limelight.
      before the Internet, they could get away with their sob story ridden Dog Propaganda and anti-cat agenda but people are not buying that now.
      everyone has a smartphone with them at all times and cats are the most popular contents and it's genuinely been mind-fricking them ever since.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://desuarchive.org/an/search/username/warm%20hearty%20dog%20soup/
        you are an ESL, a zoophile, and a redditor newbie. most likely mentally ill as well.

        why are anticatposters the biggest schizos? i thought the lore was that toxo causes schizophrenia

        because people like the guy i just replied to exist and provoke people to get progressively angrier at them. its the internet, especially Wauf, so it's trivial to post things that sound unhinged even if you're just a little irritated.

        it's like asking "why are anti-furgay posters the biggest schizos" in a thread full of violent fantasies about eviscerating furgays. it's because the furgays brought it upon themselves. in this case, cat worshiping redditors are the furgays (as a metaphor, and literally)

        but this is a little different, because the pro-cat redditors only shitposted themselves in the first place because one of our more notorious historical shitposters, bugguy, had filled the board with actual violent and deranged cat HATE for many years. when the redditors finally landed here in 2020-2021 for election homosexualry, they got mad because they actually thought Wauf was a website about cat pictures with outlined bold text.

        and reddit, my man, fricking LOVES cats, and is strongly on the "cat side of history" to the point of delusion. the only reason reddit is big is because they stole our cat memes and then began making their own (like "chonkers" and "nyancat").

        unfortunately since then Wauf hasn't had an original meme because redditors steal our shit from post #1 and have entire boards dedicated to this. did you know even doge was almost a Wauf meme? from post #1 on /jp/, reddit found it, stole it, and turned it into cancer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally, when I see a shitpost that sounds unhinged in the way it disparages dogs and uplifts cats, I pick a funny phrase from it and google it with "reddit" appended.

          Every single time, I get a result like this. Surprise!

          If it's not an actual reddit tourist, it's someone that is trying really hard to look like one. I mean, he capitalized Dog Propaganda, he was trying to make that phrase stand out.

          >2020-2021
          I thought the first modern use of "cat website, go back" was early 2021

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm.

            https://www.google.com/search?q=dogs+are+a+vermin+reddit
            Holy frick, it's all shit thats been repeated on Wauf.

            Have we been raided?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the first modern use of "cat website, go back" was early 2021
            not sure about that but we used to have caturday threads every week in 2012.

            also the cat hate schizos used to get banned quickly and permanently.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not sure about that but we used to have caturday threads every week in 2012.
              That doesn't necessarily mean we worshiped cats like redditors do. They were just funny memes. "Omg le bastet, le lovecraft quote, u must luv cat and haet dog". That's the reddit version of liking cats. These fricking reddit Black folk come here thinking that we can't dislike outdoor cats, or acknowledge that cats aren't literally gods, or we must frick dogs, because that's all they think about apparently. You were even allowed to dislike cats.

              >also the cat hate schizos used to get banned quickly and permanently.
              Not "cat hate schizos" by reddit standards, those were people closer to baby monkey torture gays. These days just saying that cats aren't smarter than dogs, aren't effective pest control, or belong inside makes you a "cat hater" by the standards of these invading reddit trannies. Things like toxo, cat=schizo, cats are for women, i like dogs more, etc were not considered "cat hate". For some fricking reason Wauf became a mecca for people who lit kittens on fire and threw puppies off bridges.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you trying to tell me what was going on here when I first showed up and you had never heard of the place?

                Caturday threads were because Wauf was reputed and prided itself on loving cats

                trash talking cats would've gotten you banned.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, redditor
                >2012 le oldgay
                I’ve been here since 2006. Saying “cats are dumb and dogs are smart” is not trash talk. It’s a fact. Cats are just dumb pets that belong inside. Any other opinion is reddit cancer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve been here since 2006
                then you already know

                only one person ever said that stuff, his name was Bugguy. He was banned an average of 5 times per day for it.

                you know this because you are him. And I was here before you showed up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here’s THIS schizo again with his wild stories. Arent you the one that developed a split persona to samegay and tell us all you were an elderly medicated schizophrenic when you had a meltdown while trying to explain how the chinese conspired to draw feathers onto fossils with sharpie?

                You’re not an oldgay. You’re some delusional nutjob from reddit that cobbled together an imagined past from things he heard and thought of. Yeah, and I’m sure you knew moot too, moron.

                You’ve been here since 2020. The only person who has been here longer and acted like you (mikeeusa) is likely in an institution right now. It’s weird how schizos, for how often they think random people are one person or organization, are often so similar that you could mistake many of the for just one person. I guess the way the mind breaks limits its variability.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                PS: MikeeUSA developed an unusual hatred of dogs as he descended into full incoherency. I think this is just common to schizos because dogs fear their erratic and dangerous behaviors.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                before 2012 I was known as craniumgay

                I am the paleontologist you love to confuse with 300 other of the voices in your head.

                at one point in time, me and bugguy were the only 2 posters on Wauf, for a period of almost 2 years. And while I do believe you were here at that time, I also very much believe you're bugguy.

                if you're not bugguy, you weren't here. It was just him and me for years.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and a homeless schizo once told me he genuinely knew he was barack obama, so what’s it to me if a schizo picked up on some semi-obscure tripgay drama and decided he was one of the tripgays? Get a grip, take your meds.

                And don’t forget, your home (reddit) always has an open door :^)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't remember me or the lore I tell you, you weren't here.

                you are the reddit cancer you accuse everyone else of being.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember enough to know you’re yet another attention hungry schizoid. Mentally ill people do this all the time. It’s this easy
                >Oh by the way, I used to be known as jordan on Wauf, trust me, i lost my trips btw

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know when Wauf started
                >wasn't here for the bugguy years
                >has a signature that's easy to remember
                I put you here about 2019
                by that time bugguy was Wauf's janny so you almost never saw him. I remember what we used to call you, but mostly I remember your disability.

                you're not an oldgay, you were in diapers in 06

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you’re lying because you keep calling it Wauf. newbie. You came here 2016 at the earliest for the first redditcore election.

                Let me restate this, anyone who asks the right questions or reads the right wiki entry or short chat on 7c could develop a delusion of grandeur, even a fake one to use to attempt to win internet arguments. The most telling trait of fake oldgays is that they remember their origin story but nothing else about the site.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                any oldgay knows what I'm talking about

                unfortunately the only other person here that goes back as far as I do is dani, and he was banned for almost a decade straight.

                you keep saying whatever you want, I'm the only person on Wauf that knows for a firm fact you're lying.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they remember their origin story but nothing else about the site.
                I've discussed bugguy's origin story. I've discussed what I remember about when I first met you. You were 18 at the time, and living a few miles from me. I know your parents.

                if that wasn't you, then you're even newer than 2019. Which is also possible.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                fake oldgays also always have filenames that start with 15/16 or are in imgur format
                every time.

                Wauf had a lot of cat pictures once but paleoschizo's dog hate+cat worship? totally new. you also wouldn't get banned for "trash talking cats" (stating facts about cats). the thing he's referring to with bugguy getting banned was because he was ban evading for other reasons and every post he made was bannable. the mod on Wauf was inept and unable to moderate the board without "accidentally" just facilitating more shitposting (imagine a dumb blonde yelling at a dog to stop barking) and killed all activity on the board. Wauf was not two people. it was probably closer to 20.

                paleoschizo is not anyone he has ever said he was. frick i can't even remember every story he's told... he's a total newbie who is a mentally ill man with issues keeping his identity straight, addicted to the attention and sense of notoriety. and he's recently gotten extremely manic. i swear to god, 1/3 of the catalog is just him now.

                if you are bugguy don't corroborate anything, this fraud needs the real bugguy to help fill in gaps in his fake story.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this fraud needs the real bugguy to help fill in gaps in his fake story.
                I'm not paleoschizo, and I'm not bugguy. Any archives that go back before 2016 will be packed with my posts and bugguy's though.
                we were most of the posts every day.

                he got banned for lots of reasons, but the toxo/shitbull threads got him banned every time. And the poison garden. Whether that was janny incompetence or not I don't know, but saying cats deserve to die would get you banned every single time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy fabrication. bugguy was banned for ban evasion and GR3. people are not breaking rules if they state facts about cats that don't align with your weird affinity for them. saying you want to poison any animal on Wauf has always been bannable, duh. the last few were banned for wanting to poison dogs.

                you are a fake oldgay with severe identity issues. stop trying to assemble an oldgay persona from shit you heard thirdhand. the sad part is even this post will become part of your story in the future. the saddest part is you've changed personas twice in this thread.

                anyways, not a cat website. cats are not immune from criticism. people can say dogs bark too much. people can say cats dont do anything and belong inside. cope about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saying you want to poison any animal on Wauf has always been bannable, duh
                yes, and bugguy got banned several times a day for it.

                he particularly liked saying he was planting nightshade in his garden to kill cats that dig there. Which probably wouldn't work, but he got banned for saying it over and over.

                he used to get banned for spamming toxo threads and shitbull threads. That's why I suspect the paleoschizo is the same person since he also does this.

                if you've never been banned for criticizing cats, I don't know what to tell you. You must not have done it very often and it sounds like you missed out on about a decade of Wauf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you've changed personas twice in this thread.
                I might just get a tripcode since Wauf can't tell me from the paleoschizo who copies me.

                he also apparently absorbed traits from bugguy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you are bugguy don't corroborate anything
                the post you're responding to is the paleoschizo

                I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he might also be bugguy. But from the looks of it he's much more recent. He doesn't know shit about old Wauf

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          With that logic you could also say tiktok loves cats because cat videos rack up billions of views, along with dog videos just as there's also tons of dog love on reddit. The real difference is the way they act, tiktok comments under cute animal videos are just normie women saying they're cute but the way they act on reddit really gives me the ick, it's so gross knowing these are grown ass men trying to roleplay as cutesy animals you hit the nail on the head with
          are the furgays
          I agree, they really are furries and zoophiles if you've ever been to a furry con or known furries they act like reddit caricatures

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing cat videos to furgays
          You sound like a furgay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cat videos
            Its aggressive cat worship redditors that hate dogs. The real cat shit on Wauf went away a long time ago.
            >”cats are just dumb pets, they dont do anything”
            >YOU HATE CATS AND FRICK DOGS! CANADIAN israelite TRANNIES! -the redditor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh get over yourself you ugly prostitute. There are entire cities in america that LITERALLY worship dogs. I live in one. There are fricking homeless people next to boutique bakeries for fricking dogs. Doghomosexuals need to be exterminated.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dogs that frequent boutique dog bakeries are not the problem at all, they're more likely to be smaller, better behaved, cleaner and better groomed and their purchases stimulate the local economy. It's those neglected large breeds that are left in a yard without food, mental stimulation or protection from the elements that always end up getting out and killing someone, especially pitbulls

              • 5 months ago
                Paleoschizo

                >amenities for a popular companion animal! WORSHIP!
                Do you think this is new, r/dogfree tourist?
                https://sarahjanesdreams.medium.com/dog-tired-e997cbc92ba3
                https://allmesopotamia.wordpress.com/2018/03/21/the-first-dog-people/

                All things considered if dogs receive any praise it's justified. Dogs sniff out cancer. Cats contribute nothing except shitting in a box of dirt. To praise a cat at all is to irrationally worship it. To praise a dog is sensible. Even an ordinary pet can protect its owner by barking and warning them to grab a gun. Praising a dog is like praising a man, because any man, the most ordinary, can fight or labor for his homeland. Even if he has violent tendencies he could be a police officer or a soldier.

                Praising a cat is below even praising a woman because at least a woman can pop out more men. When was the last time a cat gave birth to a dog? If there were some accursed woman who only gave birth to more women everyone would fricking hate her. That's cats.

                Now add on some more cat traits to this awful woman who only gives birth to more women.
                >She is twice as dumb as the dumbest man on earth
                >When she takes a shit, she splashes around in the toilet to clean the bowl, but she swears she never touches the turd
                >She never washes her hands, not immediately - she licks them several hours later
                >Sometimes she sets her feet on tables and counters
                >When she's itchy she goes outside to roll in dirt
                >Instead of bathing, she licks her skin for a few minutes and wipes spit on her face and head
                >She kills small animals and leaves the corpses laying around for more animals to come and eat until they rot and stink. No matter how much she kills, there are only ever more rats, but the songbirds are disappearing and now there are more bugs as well.
                >Although she is weak, she still randomly attacks people
                Do you hate this woman yet? Honestly I can't wait for a man to come by and rough her up a little.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexuality
                Unacceptable.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can hate women and still frick them, anon. It's called rape, and believe it or not, women like it that way.

                >newbie dogsimps are still seething over the superiority of cats
                You love to see it

                How can a prey animal be superior to its natural predator? In that case rabbits are superior to cats. They are cleaner, smarter, cheaper, and truly independent. They are also better at being an invasive species, they shit in a box but it doesn't smell half as bad, you can actually get some meat out of them - and it doesn't even taste like a fish fricked a pig. Rabbits are significantly more useful and convenient than cats and embody all of brutal nature's indifference to your homosexual "social animals". Cats btfo. Dog's are the working man's pet. Rabbits are the thinking man's pet. Cats are for schizophrenic women.

                And aren't you the newbie here? According to my logs you've only been posting since 2016.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It goes back further than 2020

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Responding to the newbie schizo
            Don't

          • 5 months ago
            Brian Engh (oldfag since 2004)

            not really. not the “cat website” guy and other similar toxogays. those are all new. its how redditors think they can fit in.

            >Responding to the newbie schizo
            Don't

            Dog website redditard.

            • 5 months ago
              Brian Engh (homosexual edgefaggot since forever)

              >Wauf has always hated cats. I've been here since 1998.
              >Wauf has always been about dogs. That's why we have the tradition of Dog Thursday.
              So what do you think about those childrape tunnels they just found?

              • 5 months ago
                The Real Nick long

                >Wauf has a meme about making fun of cats for a little while
                >Wauf gets bored of it
                >reddit picks it up
                >fast forward to now
                >a redditor comes to Wauf between 2016 and 2020
                >IF YOU EVER SAY CATS BELONG INSIDE, DONT EXTERMINATE PESTS, ARENT SMARTER THAN DOGS, AND ARENT SUPER DUPER CLEAN, ARE NOT THE SUPERIOR ANIMAL TO DOGS, ARE NOT SUPERIOR PERIOD... YOU FRICKING HATE CATS! PERIOD! YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE! CAT WEBSITE! -the redditor
                What an actual fricking moron you are. If that's how you're going to be I wouldn't be surprised if people pretended to hate cats just to make you mad. Lulz.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like cats and all of those things are true. Fedoracels just center their identity around cat good dog bad because its an easy way to distance themselves from normal, successful people. Always has been.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow, my hero is here! There's a question I've always wanted to ask you. How's it feel to make up a bunch of bullshit dinosaur names that nobody takes seriously and get rolled back as soon as you name them? Don't answer that, I don't care.

                >childrape tunnels they just found?
                the what?

                This is why you DO visit /misc/, friend. That's how you learn what the various forces of evil in the world are up to.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wauf has always hated cats. I've been here since 1998.
                >Wauf has always been about dogs. That's why we have the tradition of Dog Thursday.
                So what do you think about those childrape tunnels they just found?

                What actually happened is you got baited yet again into proving that paleoschizo=revisionist schizo and you are a total newbie. God you are so fricking stupid. Do you really think brian engh and nick longrich post here?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they're both homosexuals and you're a prostitute.

              • 5 months ago
                emily willoughby (now taking fursona commissions)

                >dat seething
                bro random people are jerking you around like a puppet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not allowed to touch my penis.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >childrape tunnels they just found?
                the what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jealous of what? homosexual cat memes? You’re still losing with those.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now only count deaths that arent rabies in shitholes
            >white man’s best friend

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you remove disease from the equation, most of the top animals and invertebrates vanish, moving dogs up higher. Most people that die from dogs is NOT due to rabies lol. Why would you even think that?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you remove disease from the equation, most of the top animals and invertebrates vanish, moving dogs up higher. Most people that die from dogs is NOT due to rabies lol. Why would you even think that?

              This is what it looks like if you remove humans and disease.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, notice dog is on the list twice (wolf AND dog) LOL

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's even worse if you only focus on first world countries (like america pretends to be). Then dogs are #1.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dogsimps utterly blown the flock out

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOO PAY ATTENTION TO ME
              OK then samehomosexual.

              https://i.imgur.com/D5gw0vX.png

              [...]
              This is what it looks like if you remove humans and disease.

              Remove rabies in nonwestern countries. Period. You did not do this. Because you know it destroys your “argument”.

              It's even worse if you only focus on first world countries (like america pretends to be). Then dogs are #1.

              Incorrect.

              Now, anyways, toxo kills 750. Dogs kill <12. Pitbulls kill 20+. These are the facts. Dogs are not a statistically significant problem for humans. And I mean actual humans. Even those 750 from toxo are statististically absolutely nothing.

              Bye, redditors

              There is indisputable fossil evidence that dinosaurs had feathers. This isn’t a cat website. Etc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So this is america.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >30-50
                20-30 pitbulls
                <12 actual dogs (tragic accidents, but less likely than being struck by lighting). These are the facts.
                "dog problem"?

                No, pitbull problem.

                >Now, anyways, toxo kills 750.
                Oh are we back to including diseases now? Go frick your dog, you stupid israelite. You can't even decide what you want to argue.

                750 people die every year because of outdoor cats. If cats were kept inside where they belong, not one of the 750 people would have died. That is a fact. Toxoplasmosis can not exist without cats.

                >including diseases
                Did you or did you not break that 13000 down by cause of death (ie: rabies) and most importantly, country? No, you did not. In pagan/muslim shitholes, dogs are universally mistreated. 100% of their attacks are justified there, so they simply shouldn't count. What happens in an entire culture that antagonizes a companion species isn't my concern, because I'm not one of those savages. The "30-50" (usually closer to 30) people in the US are all I care about, and that's always pitbulls, then german shepherds, rottweilers, and 1 random other large breed that was probably horrifically abused.

                You might as well say "Israelis are the deadliest animals in the middle east". But they clearly aren't naturally violent. The locals just keep antagonizing them and getting BTFO. So, we don't count israelites as a violent species. This is how logic and reason works.

                Also, dinosaurs had feathers, and I am bugguy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people that abuse cats by letting them roam outside die
                >people that abuse dogs by letting them roam outside die
                >people that actually take care of their pets, integrate them into society, and don't genetically abuse them by turning them into shitbulls live longer and are more likely to marry and have children than non pet owners
                Justice. Natural selection is working, slowly but surely.

                >Dinosaurs had feathers
                The sky is blue. We know, bro.

                >Now, anyways, toxo kills 750.
                Oh are we back to including diseases now? Go frick your dog, you stupid israelite. You can't even decide what you want to argue.

                Cool it with the antisemitism. Are you mad because israel destroyed your favorite jordanian colonist/terrorist organization yesterday? Daily reminder exactly 0 arabs lived in "palestine" until Israelis rightfully reclaimed their homeland.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cool it with the antisemitism.
                My antisemitism is only heating up with every passing month.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tired of seeing better people succeed huh?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is your perception of the world that the forces of good are in control?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                .....Sooooo again, you just don't like being reminded how inferior you are, huh? Cope.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                People with deadly illnesses don't like being the host of parasites.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cope cope cope
                Concession excepted

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dogs still rank pretty high. Not sure what you even think you're arguing at this point. You'll notice that cats - even big cats don't even or barely make these lists.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Now, anyways, toxo kills 750.
                Oh are we back to including diseases now? Go frick your dog, you stupid israelite. You can't even decide what you want to argue.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cat "owners" that throw their cats outside to ruin the ecosystem and get hit by cars are lazy Black folk that don't want to care for an animal and should be shot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        found my cat outside, let my cat go outside, simple as

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