Holy shit fuck?

Holy shit fuck Wauf I almost had a heart attack. A gigantic tokay gecko infiltrated my bathroom and THE SECOND I made eye contact with the fucker it chased me out of my own bathroom at breakneck speeds. He's currently locked up in there. How does one go about catching an extremely large, fast, and agressive lizard? I can't scare him out because he'll just charge at me again and I heard these shitstains can bite HARD.

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just smash it with a brick.

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the gecko that chased OP out of the bathroom. If he comes back I’m gonna bite his penis and never let go.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That’s kind of gay, gecko anon.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      My penis will heal from the bite but little lizard you will NEVER get rid of the aids.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes in life you get hurt, man up pussy

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do op, take a video for educational purposes.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can be done. Accept his dominance and submit.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >getting bullied off the shitter by a gecko in your own home

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Be a man. Confront it nude and intimidate it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're not gonna believe this but the third time I went in there I did just that. When I clacked my teeth together at him he chose violence and charged me out, it was so funny.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Every time you open the door the number of tokays will have doubled, get out while you can

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you open the door 20 times there are gonna be more geckos than humans on earth

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Start a new Triassic era with one simple trick

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? Leather gardening gloves or other protective gloves like motorcycle gloves. Kitchen gloves won't stop their teeth. Also use a broom to shoo it out.
    They're foul tempered little fuckers but can't bite through leather. Just keep a good grip behind the head so it can't double back on you. Or let it latch on to the glove and carry it out like that.
    Are you in SEA or Florida? I kinda wish my invasive geckos were badasses and not just cute little mediterranean house gecks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ive got moorish geckos. Theyre pretty cool imo. I dont think they bite

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to follow your advice but this little shit is VERY aggressive and actually continued to charge at me even when I was frantically shooing him away with a broom, thankfully he didnt climb up my leg. I'm in cambodia!! It's honestly kind of fun to have a standoff with him because consciously you know he poses no real danger.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They've chosen you. Graciously accept your death.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    move house

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just open the window

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No window in the bathroom unfortunately. Even if there was, the bug situation in cambodia is.. What you'd expect.....

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