Holy shit fuck Wauf I almost had a heart attack. A gigantic tokay gecko infiltrated my bathroom and THE SECOND I made eye contact with the fucker it chased me out of my own bathroom at breakneck speeds. He's currently locked up in there. How does one go about catching an extremely large, fast, and agressive lizard? I can't scare him out because he'll just charge at me again and I heard these shitstains can bite HARD.
Just smash it with a brick.
I’m the gecko that chased OP out of the bathroom. If he comes back I’m gonna bite his penis and never let go.
That’s kind of gay, gecko anon.
My penis will heal from the bite but little lizard you will NEVER get rid of the aids.
Sometimes in life you get hurt, man up pussy
Whatever you do op, take a video for educational purposes.
Nothing can be done. Accept his dominance and submit.
>getting bullied off the shitter by a gecko in your own home
Shoot it
Be a man. Confront it nude and intimidate it.
You're not gonna believe this but the third time I went in there I did just that. When I clacked my teeth together at him he chose violence and charged me out, it was so funny.
Every time you open the door the number of tokays will have doubled, get out while you can
If you open the door 20 times there are gonna be more geckos than humans on earth
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Honestly? Leather gardening gloves or other protective gloves like motorcycle gloves. Kitchen gloves won't stop their teeth. Also use a broom to shoo it out.
They're foul tempered little fuckers but can't bite through leather. Just keep a good grip behind the head so it can't double back on you. Or let it latch on to the glove and carry it out like that.
Are you in SEA or Florida? I kinda wish my invasive geckos were badasses and not just cute little mediterranean house gecks
Ive got moorish geckos. Theyre pretty cool imo. I dont think they bite
I tried to follow your advice but this little shit is VERY aggressive and actually continued to charge at me even when I was frantically shooing him away with a broom, thankfully he didnt climb up my leg. I'm in cambodia!! It's honestly kind of fun to have a standoff with him because consciously you know he poses no real danger.
They've chosen you. Graciously accept your death.
move house
Just open the window
No window in the bathroom unfortunately. Even if there was, the bug situation in cambodia is.. What you'd expect.....