Holocene without humans

You wake up in an alternate timeline where the catastrophic eruption of the Toba supervolcano wiped out all H. sapiens ~70k years ago. So now you're the only person in the world... In the middle of a completely untouched wilderness. The most "human" thing that you can suddenly meet is the endangered Neanderthals and other primitive representatives of the homosexual genus (Hobbits, Denisovans, etc.). All these "people" are at best stuck in the stone age, and at worst are still at a semi-animal level of development, somewhere in the middle between a man and a monkey.
There are no more borders anymore, no rules, no restrictions - nothing. You are the absolute master of this world. If, of course, you are not eaten. Saber-toothed cats, five-meter cave bears and other typical representatives of the Pleistocene fauna are no longer there, but lions, leopards, hyenas and other large predators still live in Europe. This is not to mention basic wolves and brown bears in the forest zone. Mammoths are also gone, but all kinds of bison and wild bulls are also present in marketable quantities. One tonn weight sturgeons and catfish swim in the European rivers. Wild horses and antelopes gallop across the steppes.
So what will you do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is moronic. The only time there where no humans on earth was the 5 days of creation before man was created by God. Read the Bible sodomite.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably shove the nearest stick up my ass and probe my prostate

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neanderthals had bigger brains than we do and would probably just evolve into a civilization on their own give or take a few million years.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >So what will you do?
    Guess I'll follow migratory herd animals around and throw sticks at their babies until my teeth decay and I die of starvation next to a muddy rock. Living the dream that ruralgays are constantly pushing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think any modern human with the knowledge of germ theory could live in a time prior to maybe the 1800's without going insane. So to answer your question, I would probably stumble through the wilderness for a few minutes before being murdered by a neanderthal with a rock or being eaten by a large predator.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find cavegirls to bonk and build my cave harem

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that without humans - we'll wipe out Neanderthals & co while we're at it - Europe and much of Asia would be colonised by various proboscideans. Even if mammoths are gone, either the lack of human pressure allows the European wood elephant to live on, or Europe gets recolonised by asian elephants. In much the same way, mastodons are likely to survive in north- and south america.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    neanderthals and denisovans were full fledged modern humans with the full set and level of cognitive abilities, and if they were alive today they would just be considered ethnic groups, so what actually happens is you contribute a small amount of outbreeding depression and then humanity rises as it did in the original timeline, just slightly shorter and broader this time, and better slightly adapted to cold climates rather than being tall and thin for running around in africa.

    maybe humans wouldn't expand into equatorial regions so much and our current distribution would be partially reversed, with more civilization towards the poles, but it wouldn't be that different.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >denisovans
      >brain weight is less than that of a chimpanzee
      >full fledged modern humans
      Subhuman rights are human rights!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no here comes the /misc/ imbeciles.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          4453105
          Denisovans are just a variant of Neanderthal. Also apparently they had bigger brains than modern humans.

          They are the ones with a brain weight less than that of a chimpanzee

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Denisovans had larger brains than modern europeans. So did neanderthals.

        Remember: china independently developed civilization before of all of europe and /misc/s favorite peoples had to steal most advancements from the meds and start wewuzzing
        >no scandis, you wuz not, even if you shared an eye color

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >today they would just be considered ethnic groups
      Thanks for another proof that chimps, Black folks and bugs are separate species from humans.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    obtain neanderthal gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This!
      It will be the live action version of the Croods

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hairy smelly dumb gf
        Just find yourself a California girl.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb

          Every research done on neanderthals shows that they are as smart as us.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            *Were

            Can't say the same about Cali folks tho.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              true

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Women are hairy. You're thinking of little kids, pedo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based! Adult women grow hair in their legs, arms, armpits, pubes and a thin mustache. Anyone who dislike that is just a closet pedo looking for traits common on children but not on adults. You are more likely to find a child with breasts than an adult who doesn’t grow body or facial hair.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based! Adult women grow hair in their legs, arms, armpits, pubes and a thin mustache. Anyone who dislike that is just a closet pedo looking for traits common on children but not on adults. You are more likely to find a child with breasts than an adult who doesn’t grow body or facial hair.

            No, you guys are thinking of old women. But to each their own.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neanderthal DNA could only successfully interbreed through a female neanderthal and a male homosexual sapient. So yeah, you're golden.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, probably I'd have to go assimilate with the Neanderthals to survive. I would teach them agriculture and get them to trap some animals to domesticate.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You are the absolute master of this world
    lol no you're not, you're absolutely fricked

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom

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