You wake up in an alternate timeline where the catastrophic eruption of the Toba supervolcano wiped out all H. sapiens ~70k years ago. So now you're the only person in the world... In the middle of a completely untouched wilderness. The most "human" thing that you can suddenly meet is the endangered Neanderthals and other primitive representatives of the Homo genus (Hobbits, Denisovans, etc.). All these "people" are at best stuck in the stone age, and at worst are still at a semi-animal level of development, somewhere in the middle between a man and a monkey.
There are no more borders anymore, no rules, no restrictions - nothing. You are the absolute master of this world. If, of course, you are not eaten. Saber-toothed cats, five-meter cave bears and other typical representatives of the Pleistocene fauna are no longer there, but lions, leopards, hyenas and other large predators still live in Europe. This is not to mention basic wolves and brown bears in the forest zone. Mammoths are also gone, but all kinds of bison and wild bulls are also present in marketable quantities. One tonn weight sturgeons and catfish swim in the European rivers. Wild horses and antelopes gallop across the steppes.
So what will you do?
This thread is retarded. The only time there where no humans on earth was the 5 days of creation before man was created by God. Read the Bible sodomite.
Probably shove the nearest stick up my ass and probe my prostate
Neanderthals had bigger brains than we do and would probably just evolve into a civilization on their own give or take a few million years.
>So what will you do?
Guess I'll follow migratory herd animals around and throw sticks at their babies until my teeth decay and I die of starvation next to a muddy rock. Living the dream that ruralfags are constantly pushing.
I don't think any modern human with the knowledge of germ theory could live in a time prior to maybe the 1800's without going insane. So to answer your question, I would probably stumble through the wilderness for a few minutes before being murdered by a neanderthal with a rock or being eaten by a large predator.
I find cavegirls to bonk and build my cave harem
pretty sure that without humans - we'll wipe out Neanderthals & co while we're at it - Europe and much of Asia would be colonised by various proboscideans. Even if mammoths are gone, either the lack of human pressure allows the European wood elephant to live on, or Europe gets recolonised by asian elephants. In much the same way, mastodons are likely to survive in north- and south america.
neanderthals and denisovans were full fledged modern humans with the full set and level of cognitive abilities, and if they were alive today they would just be considered ethnic groups, so what actually happens is you contribute a small amount of outbreeding depression and then humanity rises as it did in the original timeline, just slightly shorter and broader this time, and better slightly adapted to cold climates rather than being tall and thin for running around in africa.
maybe humans wouldn't expand into equatorial regions so much and our current distribution would be partially reversed, with more civilization towards the poles, but it wouldn't be that different.
>denisovans
>brain weight is less than that of a chimpanzee
>full fledged modern humans
Subhuman rights are human rights!
Oh no here comes the 4chan imbeciles.
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Denisovans are just a variant of Neanderthal. Also apparently they had bigger brains than modern humans.
They are the ones with a brain weight less than that of a chimpanzee
Denisovans had larger brains than modern europeans. So did neanderthals.
Remember: china independently developed civilization before of all of europe and 4chans favorite peoples had to steal most advancements from the meds and start wewuzzing
>no scandis, you wuz not, even if you shared an eye color
>today they would just be considered ethnic groups
Thanks for another proof that chimps, Black folks and bugs are separate species from humans.
obtain neanderthal gf
This!
It will be the live action version of the Croods
>hairy smelly dumb gf
Just find yourself a California girl.
>dumb
Every research done on neanderthals shows that they are as smart as us.
*Were
Can't say the same about Cali folks tho.
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Women are hairy. You're thinking of little kids, pedo.
Based! Adult women grow hair in their legs, arms, armpits, pubes and a thin mustache. Anyone who dislike that is just a closet pedo looking for traits common on children but not on adults. You are more likely to find a child with tits than an adult who doesn’t grow body or facial hair.
No, you guys are thinking of old women. But to each their own.
Neanderthal DNA could only successfully interbreed through a female neanderthal and a male homo sapient. So yeah, you're golden.
Uh, probably I'd have to go assimilate with the Neanderthals to survive. I would teach them agriculture and get them to trap some animals to domesticate.
>You are the absolute master of this world
lol no you're not, you're absolutely fucked
Your mom