>"hmm, yes, you think i will evolve a cancerous tumor for an ass.

>"hmm, yes, i think i will evolve a cancerous tumor for an ass. ah. yes. perfect.
why are they like this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do they shit??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all over, apparently.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God look how much shit is caked onto it. Fricking disgusting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hmmm yes, I think I will evolve some bangin' monkey milkers for no reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that monke is breastfeeding, the boobs deflate when it stops

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there humans that have such worthless lives they are fixated by an animal minding its own business?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmm yes, I think I will evolve to be israeli
    Is that what atheists really believe? Some dumb monkey just decided to do that??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it was obviously a lizard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like this is the only animal a monk from middle ages could draw accurately.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow primates, we must let the chimpanzees into our forests

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evolves to no-nose

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a kpop singer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one knows where the Nose go
        When the door is closed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HEE HEE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My ancestor 🙂

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will do what you have to for pussy.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY dothey have such fricked up asses?? It PISSES me off!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you gonna do about it?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what is actually happening here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexual dimorphism. Female baboons find that hot. Apparently.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        prolapsepilled

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google you moron
        https://dantablog.org/2015/01/30/getting-to-the-bottom-of-baboon-bottoms/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ohhh sorry let me append.
          Sexual dimorphism. Male baboons find that hot. Apparently.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ape line really has to be the most moronic one evolutionary speaking.
        >ooh ooh big jaw/ass/voice etc! I want to frick!
        Female cheetahs atleast test if the male is a speedlet before mating. What the frick does symmetrical facial features achieve?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick does symmetrical facial features achieve?
          Part of the appeal is probably incidental from how our brains evolved to love patterns and develop a sense of beauty. But from a biological standpoint it also demonstrates healthy genes and development.

          Our intelligence has also meant that our sexual selection has been more than just instinct based around appearances for a long time too. Two plump ass cheeks bouncing just inches from your nose could indicate that this potential mate has had ample access to resources. The skinny nearsighted berrypicker becomes much more attractive when you learn how many shells he's been able to collect.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick does symmetrical facial features achieve?
          That your offspring is well liked by it's peers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is what happens when mammals get good eyesight

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scaled archosaurian digits typed this post.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're seething.
              Imagine having two (2) lineages survive the K-T extinction event and still getting beaten by a fricking half-blind shrew.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >birds when sight based sexual selection
              Colorful plumage, complex dances
              >mammals when sight based sexual selection
              cancerous ass growths, bags of fat

              You can tell that mammals are still creatures of darkness

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complex
                let’s not get crazy here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick does symmetrical facial features achieve?
          Asymmetrical facial features are noticeable deformities that evidence underlying hereditary/congenital problems.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            its why downies and FAS people are so uncomfortable to look at

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, you know theres deeper issues with them and its a reproductive turnoff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't down syndrome people super horny? Like their handlers literally need to peel them apart?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes because they're unable to control their desires once puberty hits, they have a childish brain
                my workplace had a downie as intern a few years ago, he used to disappear for several minutes a few times every day, people discovered he was going to the toilet to fap every time he saw a decent looking lady, he got caught because of the loud moaning coming from there kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                … Did he get fired or did everyone just accept it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think his supervisor tried to talk him out of it but he got fired after a few months

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                meant to reply to

                … Did he get fired or did everyone just accept it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick does symmetrical facial features achieve?
          >t. genelet calls himself out
          It's an indication that your genetics aren't fricked up. Some inbred genelet with a hunchback of Notre dam face obviously isn't a good candidate to father children. Deal with it, Quaismodo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not exclusive to apes, tard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine if cheetahs had evolved big asses bros...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the opposite sex likes it

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