> Hippos kill more people a year than any other animal.

> Hippos kill more people a year than any other animal.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So do they bite people or just stomp their shit in? I'd imagine they would frick you up something like a big wild boar would, but I've never heard any detailed accounts of attacks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they can bite or trample or drown you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of the crazed look of a toad, who's eyes are also on the side of it's head.

  3. 1 year ago
    Mannivu

    Men are animals, so I think hippos come in second place

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >500
    Humans(gay hairless monkey) kills vastly more people a year.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *fires RPG into ur fricking face*
    heh not bad now eh nothing personal kid

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos aren't that effective. Humans are the most effective animals when it comes to killing other humans...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are numerous parasites under Animalia like blood flukes that kill thousands of humans per year.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S A DEMON

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it is.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i'm pretty sure pitbulls kill more people.
    Any source other than "I'm pretty sure"?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do people in Africa can do about the hippo problem?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't there any cool videos or stories about man eating hippos? Surely at least one has developed a taste for human flesh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought hippos were vegan, and that that was where they got their aggro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hippos have been seen eating carcasses. Wouldn't be unlikely if a hippo consumed a part of a human corpse after killing someone since it happens so often.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they liked aged carcasses because they're soft and easier on their digestive system. A fresh human kill is probably too tough and stringy, not to mention filled with all them industrial chemicals. 0/10 wouldn't eat again.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought they liked aged carcasses because they're soft and easier on their digestive syste
            Hippos have one of the strongest bites in the animal kingdom. Spotted hyenas have a bite force strong enough to break bones and it is 1100 PSI, the strongest shark bit is 1300 PSI, Jaguars who kill not by strangling but by biting the head directly have a 1500 PSI bite, hippos have a 2000 PSI bite, the human body is like custard for them. Cellulose is the hard to digest molecule. the hard to chew parts from humans are the bones and ligaments and those can be broken down easily by enzymes. The only thing I can see as being an issue is all the fat we have since their diet usually is low in fat I assume. This means that they wouldn't be able to digest and absorb all our fat and would get some runny shit later.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big animals are never truly vegan, you vegtard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >horse eating chick.webm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why aren't there any cool videos or stories about man eating hippos
      Maybe hippos don't taste very good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to retrieve the videos from inside the hippos stomach

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's like 20-50 people a year in every country that has them
    Which is every country

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does a finless, square, least streamlined animal ive ever seen achieve such speeds underwater?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          get out of my swamp!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hippos cannot swim in the water. Instead, they walk on the reservoir floor with the help of their powerful muscles and toes. The hippos can move underwater at five mph using their unique swim technique.
          Motherfricker that is not five mph.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, where did you get that quote from?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the internet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would be because they are so heavy they can sink and run on the bottom of the water (haven't clicked the link since I haven't got a VPN and don't want a virus)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day moron

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