Hippos

I wanna talk about hippos

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET FUCKED YOU ONE LEGGED WHORE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      blue board asshole!

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why's it called a hippo?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      From Hippo(Horse in greek) and potamus(river, in greek), so they translated name would be River horses.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't we selectively bred albino hippos for Moominland?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do baby hippo look so weird. I can't put my finger on it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't have horns

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    her leg is fucked, she will need to amputate it.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby hippos are the cutest mammal but once they grow up they are not only ugly as shit but are a fucking tank of nature, a true beast of power

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a baby pygmy hippo. Those also look pretty cute as adults.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can kinda see how hippos are the closest land based relatives of whales from that pic.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can remind you why you're third

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using a rhino's horn to scratch the interior of your lower lip
      Lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "try it, you damn dirty lard elemental"

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are hippos even a thing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They figured out that getting xboxhueg makes you immune to predation.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching hippos eating watermelons is so satisfying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching hippos eating watermelons is so satisfying
      it's fucking awful, though
      Sure, you can go full monke mode, smash it and eat bits and pieces off the floor or take a fancy knife, carve a slice and nibble on it like a complete poof,
      but (You) will NEVER experience the absolute and primal state of utter R E F R E S H M E N T by popping an entire god damn watermelon in your mouth

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not with the same taste, but there are plenty of fruits you can pop into your mouth like that, rind/skin and all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, please
          this amount of coping is not healthy
          there's not a single plant on god's green earth that can rival the almighty watermelon's succulent sploosh factor

          t. double Phd. in Freshness

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not with that attitude.
            Watermelons were created, and we can make a bite-sized version.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. hippos mog us to oblivion, especially in terms of refreshment

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol is the lion doing any damage at all, the hippo only gave a shit about the car that was on his way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats going on here between the lions and the hippo? Are the lions genuinelly hoping to take him down or to wait until its exhausted?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To the hippo, the lion attack probably feels like comfortable scrachting. Lions can not kill healthy adult hippos. The lioness is in the process of learning this, and the other lions are observing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the heck was his problem?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lions where biting and scratching him.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cute how baby Pygmies move their whole head to eat.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename isn't feedingLeslieJones.webm

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a mouth my dick can fit in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When your Nintendo Switch comes arrives from Amazon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You spend too mich time on the Internet fren.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SLURPza.jpg

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna rub its tongue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is it doing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Molar bite

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to get the melon deeper in its mouth so it won't spill half of the melon's juice when it chomps down.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it is eating a watermelon in the water.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being able to fully chomp your gf's thighs like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a muppet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yjk

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    any videos of hippos killing humans?
    always hear about how dangerous they are but I've never seen it happen

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*barrels towards you with murderous intent*
    what now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Run for my life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        should get a fuchs gun instead, for those times when you get charged by more than 2 hippos

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exquisite rifles

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont really care that theyre exquiste guns, they are good though, double barrel bolt action is kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >olmecchads managed to wipe out megafauna 10x bigger and deadlier than hippos with these
        >virtually no African megafauna ever went extinct
        Africucks... we jobbed again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          olmecs were newcomers, africans were natives. Do you know that feeling when youre living somewhere and you just cant be assed to fix that one thing since it would mean going outside your comfort zone, but when you move somewhere new, you suddenly start tryharding to fix everything because everything already is outside your comfort zone so fixing everything doesnt feel anyhow more difficult than the usual?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first africans to see the americas were spanish slaves. Stop coping, and keep on working on the cotton field

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Schizo post?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat bastard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Jump over him while he charges at ne
      He's hit the wall, lose a gig at on of HP and becomes stunned
      I hit him until he's either dead
      Or out of stun effect

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    beby hippos are cute
    CUTE!

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos chew on live crocodiles for fun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teething baby hippos will use live crocs as chew toys
      And the crocs just have to take it because any form of resistance will result in immediate death

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been getting cocky now that the king has disappeared

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does he have babbies.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 1910 the US Congress almost passed a bill to introduce hippos into the Mississippi.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking why????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you against diversity anon??? You need to cool it with the antisemitism.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To cull the human population.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a meat shortage at the time so it was figured they could be used as water cows. Also an invasive species of plant was growing out of control. It was hoped that the hippos would eat up the water hyacinth.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does a hippo taste like?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like fatty pork I guess

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Taste a little like beef, really good when marinated and grilled, it's a real delicacy, i was lucky to taste it once.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because brushing the teeth and gums keeps them healthy and feels good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, you can either make war with the water cow that can fucking murder you in seconds or you can give it one or two LESS reasons to kill you.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, fucking why did they end up not passing it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there still hippos in Mississippi???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i had a asian person cleaning my teeth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The person who wrote this has never met a Cajun. Those crazy fuckers would be killing those hippos with pocket knives

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hearts of iron 4
        juicy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little did they know access to McDonald’s would naturally attract hippos to the area

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your excuse, Brits.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a bong but they could just see hippos in their african colonies, and besides, are there that many rivers in england in the first place? it's kinda small

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the Walmart in Vicksburg and you might think that it passed.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pygmy hippos are cute!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos are cool, I presume that's where they got the name. From being hip (old term for cool).

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the late 1970s, Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar kept four hippopotamuses in a private menagerie at his residence in Hacienda Nápoles, 100 kilometres (62 mi) east of Medellín, Colombia. They were deemed too difficult to seize and move after Escobar's death, and hence left on the untended estate.

    By 2007, the animals had multiplied to 16 and had taken to roaming the area for food in the nearby Magdalena River.[1][2] In early 2014, there were reported to be 40 hippopotamuses in Puerto Triunfo, Antioquia.[3]

    The estimated population in December 2019 was around 90–120, with their range covering around 2,250 km2 (870 sq mi) and now extending into Santander; it is expected that the population will almost certainly increase to more than 150 individuals within a decade and could reach up to more than 200 hippos, while the range eventually could cover more than 13,500 km2 (5,200 sq mi).[4] Population projections estimate that there could be thousands within a few decades.[5] The Colombian hippos reach sexual maturity earlier than African hippos.[6]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why these were never put down. Seems like a dangerous situation to let multplymv

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried too, and after posting an image of one dead the public went insane so now the government made them a protected species

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >10 heartbreaking images that will make you go "fuck having ecological balance and native species and sheeeiiiiit"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            native species are a meme anyway.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              native species allow you to eat your daily goyslop

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The locals like them, they apparently bring in tourist bucks, and they don't give a shit/ don't know about the damage they could cause.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish there is someone who will dump hippos in my country as well.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't there be a severe inbreeding problem?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-56011594
      >Why scientists want to kill Colombia's hippos
      >"It is obvious that we feel sorry for these animals, but as scientists we need to be honest," Colombian biologist Nataly Castelblanco, one of the study's authors, told the BBC. "Hippos are an invasive species in Colombia and if we do not kill a part of their population now, the situation could be out of control in just 10 or 20 years."
      ohnononono hippobros

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if we do not kill a part of their population now, the situation could be out of control in just 10 or 20 years."

        Hmmmm sounds familar

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          germany 1941?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like the absolute state of America and Europe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO THESE HIPPOS ARE INVASIVE WE NEED TO KILL THEM BEFORE THEY DAMAGE THE ENVIRONMENT
        >lol sure mcdonalds, you can cut down all our rainforests for your beef ranches lmao we're not using them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40 years and a subspecies with younger sexual maturity has already been mutated
      What the fuck? Was it the heavy inbreeding?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because there is more shit to eat in a tropical jungle then some muddy watering hole in africa.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question, if an adult hippo lost all it's teeth, what would it's bite do to me, am I still fucked?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would swallow you whole like those funny internet pictures

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interested in an elaborate answer as well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YlPfRv6.jpg

        I wanna talk about hippos

        it may not puncture the skin, but it still has all that brute force. so you'd probably get a crush/compression injury.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would still have a lot of force behind it and hurt you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drops all the juicy pulp
        >saves the rind
        Man, sentience really turned us humans into some picky fucking eaters. Imagine someone gave you a watermelon and you just chomped into the rind.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike us hippos can digest cellulose so the rind is the nutritious bit for them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can pickle the rind (don't forget to peel it)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, our digestive system sucks a lot, like we can barely even eat raw meat anymore

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hippos are sentient, fucktard

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still one of the dumbest mammals

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re being way too hard on them, but that’s typical of a retard with articulate hands & a shit digestive system.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it most likely licked the pulp from the floor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If an axe is dull, will it still hurt?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be extremely painful

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