It's a country where some fox or pet wolfdog would eat it instead
>England: Cats ought to have free run of the town based cats they enjoy le freedom (plus it's less work for us) >Foxes: Thanks >Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason: Thanks. >"Staffordshires" that totally aren't senselessly violent pitbulls that attack everything that moves: Thanks. >Badgers: Thanks. >Drivers: Great, I hate cleaning my wheel wells.
England is a terrible place full of terrible, stupid, psychopathic people who are about as cognizant of the world around them as the cats are. Remember it's the country that gave us most of the godawful uncontrollably violent dog breeds. The other ones being Germany and America. How could these people think cats are fine outdoors? The only people I trust with outdoor cats are muslims because due to still basically being moon-worshiping pagans, and cats being associated with the night and some muslim rituals being modeled on cat behavior, they have religious commandments to eliminate all threats to cats in their cities. Too bad about the part where they fuck goats.
The majority of outdoor cat mortality is due to vehicle traffic and conflicts with other pets and people that occur when trespassing. Secondary and unintentional poisonings also occur and are grisly deaths.
>Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason
What’s the context in England? Are folks only allowed to have dogs from a list of specific allowable breeds? I get why that might make good politics but it doesn’t seem practical or enforceable.
Apparently they don't know who's gonna have him yet. He has to be quarantined for 4 months before he can even come to England. Poor lad
>quarantined for 4 months
A third of a year?! What condition are they screening for, old age?
Two players adopted it? So do they live together or what
Apparently they don't know who's gonna have him yet. He has to be quarantined for 4 months before he can even come to England. Poor lad
>some people don't like the cat
who do we think he's talking about lads?
>some people don't like the cat but I love him
Dangerously based
Thank god it’s going England and not a country where they’d just eat it.
>implying England isn't a Chinese and African colony
tbf that's two immigrant groups that we don't really have that many of.
we're really more of a pajeet colony
It's a country where some fox or pet wolfdog would eat it instead
>England: Cats ought to have free run of the town based cats they enjoy le freedom (plus it's less work for us)
>Foxes: Thanks
>Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason: Thanks.
>"Staffordshires" that totally aren't senselessly violent pitbulls that attack everything that moves: Thanks.
>Badgers: Thanks.
>Drivers: Great, I hate cleaning my wheel wells.
England is a terrible place full of terrible, stupid, psychopathic people who are about as cognizant of the world around them as the cats are. Remember it's the country that gave us most of the godawful uncontrollably violent dog breeds. The other ones being Germany and America. How could these people think cats are fine outdoors? The only people I trust with outdoor cats are muslims because due to still basically being moon-worshiping pagans, and cats being associated with the night and some muslim rituals being modeled on cat behavior, they have religious commandments to eliminate all threats to cats in their cities. Too bad about the part where they fuck goats.
foxes really don't kill cats that often. they're not coyotes.
>badgers
fucking lmao
The majority of outdoor cat mortality is due to vehicle traffic and conflicts with other pets and people that occur when trespassing. Secondary and unintentional poisonings also occur and are grisly deaths.
okay? bit of a non-sequitur
>Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason
What’s the context in England? Are folks only allowed to have dogs from a list of specific allowable breeds? I get why that might make good politics but it doesn’t seem practical or enforceable.
>quarantined for 4 months
A third of a year?! What condition are they screening for, old age?
there's a few banned breeds
>if it looks like a shitbull, it IS a shitbull
rare based moment from the british government
>Gets adopted
>Gets captured and thrown into a cage to become an unmemorable meme
Yeah, what a great life
they exchanged the cat for an arab arms dealer prisoner in the UK
THREE CATS ON A SHIRT
I'm leaving some snacks with rat poison outside for your kitty
Absolutely fuming lel
>proceeds to make it an outdoor cat
>gets run over or eaten by a fox
>birdfag seething
every time
>the birdfucker froths at the mouth over the mere mention of a felid
many such cases!
Dig it