HE'S COMING HOME

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two players adopted it? So do they live together or what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they don't know who's gonna have him yet. He has to be quarantined for 4 months before he can even come to England. Poor lad

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some people don't like the cat
    who do we think he's talking about lads?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some people don't like the cat but I love him
    Dangerously based

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god it’s going England and not a country where they’d just eat it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying England isn't a Chinese and African colony

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbf that's two immigrant groups that we don't really have that many of.
        we're really more of a pajeet colony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a country where some fox or pet wolfdog would eat it instead

      >England: Cats ought to have free run of the town based cats they enjoy le freedom (plus it's less work for us)
      >Foxes: Thanks
      >Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason: Thanks.
      >"Staffordshires" that totally aren't senselessly violent pitbulls that attack everything that moves: Thanks.
      >Badgers: Thanks.
      >Drivers: Great, I hate cleaning my wheel wells.

      England is a terrible place full of terrible, stupid, psychopathic people who are about as cognizant of the world around them as the cats are. Remember it's the country that gave us most of the godawful uncontrollably violent dog breeds. The other ones being Germany and America. How could these people think cats are fine outdoors? The only people I trust with outdoor cats are muslims because due to still basically being moon-worshiping pagans, and cats being associated with the night and some muslim rituals being modeled on cat behavior, they have religious commandments to eliminate all threats to cats in their cities. Too bad about the part where they fuck goats.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        foxes really don't kill cats that often. they're not coyotes.
        >badgers
        fucking lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The majority of outdoor cat mortality is due to vehicle traffic and conflicts with other pets and people that occur when trespassing. Secondary and unintentional poisonings also occur and are grisly deaths.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay? bit of a non-sequitur

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wolfdogs which are a recognized and allowable pet dog breed for some fucking reason
        What’s the context in England? Are folks only allowed to have dogs from a list of specific allowable breeds? I get why that might make good politics but it doesn’t seem practical or enforceable.

        Apparently they don't know who's gonna have him yet. He has to be quarantined for 4 months before he can even come to England. Poor lad

        >quarantined for 4 months
        A third of a year?! What condition are they screening for, old age?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's a few banned breeds
          >if it looks like a shitbull, it IS a shitbull
          rare based moment from the british government

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets adopted
    >Gets captured and thrown into a cage to become an unmemorable meme
    Yeah, what a great life

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they exchanged the cat for an arab arms dealer prisoner in the UK

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THREE CATS ON A SHIRT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birdfag seething
      every time

      I'm leaving some snacks with rat poison outside for your kitty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fuming lel

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proceeds to make it an outdoor cat
    >gets run over or eaten by a fox

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birdfag seething
      every time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the birdfucker froths at the mouth over the mere mention of a felid
      many such cases!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dig it

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