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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they should clone chocobos first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the true cure to the automobile disease.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        was trying to find their max speed, and found this on plebbit:
        >Chocobos trot at 49.3 mph, which is about the max speed of a lion.
        >Chocobos sprint at 60.3 mph, which is about the speed of a Pronghorn antelope. It’s also only 9.7 mph slower than a cheetah.
        id rather have one than a car for sure. they could also pull carriages. i dont want to clean up their droppings though :/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          can the ones that fly pull freight through the air? what about by sea?
          personal transportation is all well and good, but replacing shipping is the real goal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >replacing shipping is the real goal
            you right, you right
            >can the ones that fly pull freight through the air?
            highly doubt it. invest in airships? they probably still need conventional fuel to make the propellers work though, and are way slower? Not sure.
            >what about by sea?
            tell japan to be nice to whales and have caravans of them tug around our container ships? theyd probly tell us to frick off though, and it would take like 6 months to cross the atlantic lol

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he's coming -ACK!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ONLY 4 MORE YEARS!
    Are we sure mammoths didn't die for a reason? Like maybe the fact that we no longer live in the Pleistocene?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can a mammoth actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think they went extinct in the first place?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reincarnating something from the past that did not quite know the viruses and diseases of today

    Is it reeeeally a good idea? It might be best to leave the past in the past.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not at all familiar with this field but there is no way that would be a problem right?
      >Through gene editing, Colossal scientists will eventually create an embryo of a woolly mammoth. They will place the embryo in an African elephant to take advantage of its size and allow it to give birth to the new woolly mammoth.
      It would inherit much of its immune system from its mother.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm incredibly confused why they would chose an African elephant as the mother, Asian elephants are much closer related to mammoths.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mammoth patch is getting re added as DLC?

    Heard about it for years but maybe the devs will actually deliver this time

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is cloning so hard, Jurassic Park was 30 years ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cloning is not hard, but it's expensive, there's literally business that do cloning all the time, problem is most countries still don't allow it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this pic upsets me greatly, who would clone their dog and bastardize its memory

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this pic upsets me greatly, who would clone their dog and bastardize its memory

        same

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God creates the Dodo, man kills the Dodo, man brings back the Dodo, the Dodo kills the man.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna know what dodo doodoo smells like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      like a chocobo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't smell because he doesn't have a nose

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish someone would de-extinct my sex life 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon, scientists can only de-extinct things that actually existed, it's like saying you want scientists to de-extinct fairies and unicorns.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        joke's on you because your fairy dad watched me bang ur mum with my fully erect unicorn

        yup

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this homie like you wouldn't believe, I hope they bring him back but I know it's probably impossible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just a fatass pigeon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        make a pidgeon/chicken breed that looks like it

        it's not the same, it's like saying if I want a zebra just paint a horse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they are LITERALLY descended from pigeons that flew to the island

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and zebras and horses LITERALLY descended from the same animal and yet they are NOT the same.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Zebra's are quite literally glorified donkeys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      make a pidgeon/chicken breed that looks like it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want a jumper made out of woolly mammoth wool

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is it when people talk about bringing back extinct animals do they forget it has been done before
    the pyrenean ibex was brought back for 7 minutes, the clone sadly died

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one's ever really gone.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boring.
    Do neanderthal instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that would be unethical

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They would understand language.

    • 1 year ago
      Chud Anon

      Too much competition for blacks people at the bottom of the totem pole

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >clone neanderthal
        >scores higher than nogs

        Imagine the outrage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if we'd be allowed to frick neanderthals or if that counts as zoophilia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any specie in the homosexual genus should be considered human. Neanderthals especially should have human-like intelligence, so this shouldn't be problematic.
        (And supraorbital tori are cute.)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Neanderthals especially should have human-like intelligence

          They actually have bigger brains than us

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, and their brains are a little different from ours as well but comparing them would be more interesting than hierarchizing them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cloning neantherthals and learning from the process would be a useful step towards creating a new advanced species of human without all the gay diseases and birth defects.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, so does an elephant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/hIUDSqM.jpg

          Sure, and their brains are a little different from ours as well but comparing them would be more interesting than hierarchizing them.

          >think neanders look like that.
          Pic related is probably only like 5% neander.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Neanderthal noses are wide, not long. Her deformities are not related to Neanderthal DNA, but rather hundreds of generations of consanguineous marriage since then.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Neander nasal bones point forward instead of down like in humans. This would give them a big hook nose.

              Also it's well known israelites have the most neander dna.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most places legally cant, depending on if the neanderthal is considered human or not. Human cloning is banned in most of the first world now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its banned wherever christcucks have influence. you can blame the catholicuck church for b***hing about "playing god" (how to play god: vanish, and neve rreturn).

        but china is very much first world, very much atheist, has no ban, and we has such a numbers advantage that they inevitably have a lot of genius level scientists. while the west is held back by a vatican who is hiding proof that they made their religion up (are you allowed in their archives? no) china will be using human genetic engineering to create space marines and raising the average IQ to 200.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I hate eugenism and transhumanism, I think I'm getting resigned.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >in 4 years
    huh, it's the same time OP's daddy is coming back.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In Minecraft

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait to eat them

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a bad fricking idea.
    Imagine watching/reading Jurassic Park and taking the literal polar opposite message to what it was conveying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine taking michael crichton seriously he was a really smart guy but he was also a nutter and just wrote stuff like that for fun. I don't think he'd be alarmist about this stuff and he pretty much hated the academic science circlejerk before you pseuds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you shouldn't do a thing you want to do because some guy wrote a book about how he doesn't like the idea of it
      okay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Jurassic park actually happened IRL it would be nearly as dangerous as it's made out to be. You made more animals, that's it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The book's "science grounding" and theme was more about chaos theory. The bioDNA stuff was for the thriller part.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurs died out sixty-five million years ago, mammoths survived up until as recently as 4,500 years ago. It'd be more in line with Ian Malcolm's line about cloning a species wiped out by human actions than nature. Also, unlike T.rex and Velociraptor it wouldn't be that much different from the elephants we already have today.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna hunt and kill the very first mammoth they clone

    Like my ancestors did

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so we can eat them, isn’t it?…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh, Anon...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *So the chinese can eat them
      ftfy

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They want to resurrect the mammoth so the can get enough public support to depopulate rural areas, turn them into national parks, and force us all to live in cities.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would 100% chase you out your generational family home so a mammoth could shit there and I will not pretend otherwise for a second

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To what end, captive breeding program in zoos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meatballs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On their site they said that reviving the mammoth would help fight climate change. Dunno what their logic behind that is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mammoths were the lords of the ice age. When they died, the ice retreated, and the era of hot as balls began. We need to bring them back to learn the secrets of winter cold once more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they died in the transitional period at the end of the ice age along with nearly European man. The thaw creating perpetually overcast skies that killed the vegetation that killed the mammoth that nearly killed us.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Something about restoring mammoth steppe and permafrost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The logic is easy to see:
        >moron Science™ lovers want mammoths
        >same demographic is convinced we're six months from a switch flipping and the world all instantly dying
        >"let's sell them both at once!"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          leftists hate this because its a waste of money you could use to feed Black folk

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chill anon, you don't need to sell it to me, I already bought it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, you release a bunch of angry Mammoths in densely populated areas, and the resulting decline in human population lessens climate change

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's revive Mammoths, it would be ebin
        >Sorry Chud, ebin science doesn't get funded anymore
        >Did I mention it combats climate change somehow?
        >HERE'S A BAJILLION DOLLARINOS!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you get a bunch of mammoths roaming around Russia and Canada they’ll end up returning the boreal forest to open tundra (ideally) which would increase carbon sequestration. Combined with the idea that the mammoths walking smashes the snow down so it isn’t as good of an insulator during winter and thus allowing the permafrost to stay colder longer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Combined with the idea that the mammoths walking smashes the snow down so it isn’t as good of an insulator during winter and thus allowing the permafrost to stay colder longer.
          This last part doesn't make sense to me. If the snow is smashed and becomes a worse insulator wouldn't heat spread faster and thus the permafrost recede faster?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope! That’s the counter intuitive part. Snow after a point keeps the ground warmer in winter than it would be otherwise because it helps the soil hold ambient heat from the summer. Compacting it with animal feet removed air pockets and eliminates much of its potential for insulation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cool, thanks for the clarification

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to break it to you but this is a startup scam stealing money from moronic investors and they will not clone a woolly mammoth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meat for the super rich

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We have a lot of questions to ask.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. I hope they cultivate and sell their meat so I can feel like my ancestors from 10,000 years ago.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 more years

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    arent they trying to do that for at last 20years?
    every time the same clickbait BS
    >hurr durr dude just imagine having a mammoth steak!
    i can remember that we joked about that on the school yards ages ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just imagine having a mammoth steak!
      I cannot imagine a world where they succesfully clone an animal and then start producing them as a food animal

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been hearing about this shit for like 12 years, isnt all some science scam run by a guy who just gestures at jurassic park and demands money?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its exactly that, private donors give money because its cool not knowing the researchers are certain it won't work any time soon. The good thing is its at least is a way to funnel money into genetics research which will be helpful with preserving endangered animals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >genetics research which will be helpful with preserving endangered animals
        frick off

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