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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about pitbulls that draw them to the worst people to be owning them?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dog discussion on this board is impossible isn't it? why is that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most dogs are shit so most dog discussion will be shit
      >most dogs:
      >moronic or autistic
      >wrinkly and disgusting looking or a fur explosion
      >may or may not leak putrid drool
      >stinky or loud
      >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach
      >pick at least one: attacks small animals, children, strangers, or furniture
      literally worse cats at best

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic and autistic
        >wrinkly and disgusting looking and a fur explosion
        >leaks putrid drool
        >stinky and loud
        >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach AND visually offensive dinner plate sized second butthole takes up half the females rear end
        >attacks small animals, chidlren, strangers, and furniture
        GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

        THE ULTIMATE DOG

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most of those characteristics probably apply to you though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >autistic
          >fur explosion
          >loud
          >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach
          >attacks small animals, children
          why yes that is true
          want to see my fursuit uwu

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically killed my neighbor's pitbull this weekend. His poorly-trained murder mutt always escapes his yard and terrorizes the neighborhood. My neighbor went on a trip this weekend, and on cue, his moronic shitbull "somehow" escaped the house. It stumbled into my garage while I was building a cage and I really fricking had it with this shit. This moronic dog has been wreaking havok on the neighborhood; barking at people for no reason, lunging at people, and tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it. I took it into the soundproof room I have in my basement, and blew its fricking head off with my 44 mag... shit was cash. Free fertilizer for my garden!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cats vanished
      At least he did some good in his life. Outdoor cats are the last pet based public health crisis ever since we rounded up and gassed the outdoor dogs and started forcing neutering on NPCs. 750 people die every year from illnesses spread exclusively by cat poop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it.
      Dogs that kill outdoor cats are based. I leave food out for coyotes purposefully so they stay in the area and snatch up the outdoor cats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately pitbulls and coyotes can not just stick to cats and inevitably chew their way into yards with large dogs and children

        some sort of medium sized sighthound would be nice as a neighborhood pest patrol animal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          we have a lot of deer that are a way worse pest, so they get those too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >medium sized
          >friendly to people and dogs
          >deals with rabbits, cats, deer, rats, skunks, raccoons, etc
          if it works for the russians, why not us?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    instantly hired

  6. 1 year ago
    SAGE

    >four bites, one leading to brief mauling
    >twelve strays...
    >these are some impressive claims, nearly overqualified, but I would like you to explain the 8 month gap in this resume as well as the lack of smaller dogs and owned cats

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least that one looks like a doggo instead of a pitbull
    Are those any better or are they still moronic face maulers?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My pitbull is wearing a tie. Your dog bites statistics are invalid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My pitbull is wearing a tie. Your dog bites statistics are invalid
      This argument would be more convincing if your pitbull had decent taste in ties -- but this tie is horrible.
      The shirt/vest combo is decent but spend the extra to get the collar professionally pressed, especially for an interview,

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey. I suggest posting your cutest and most adorable pups in the dog general. I hear pitties make the spammers seethe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, children being mauled tends to get people upset.

      My sister is a massive progressive. She just had to go out and challenge the stereotypes (because all stereotypes appear out of thin air). She got a rescue “pitty” (aww so adorable!).

      Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face.
      >blaming everything but the “nanny”breed incoming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sister is a massive progressive
        >Old enough to have a grand daughter
        >Despite being old, rescues a 50-80 pound dog
        I smell bullshit. Just say you hate Black folk and get on with your day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you think pitmommies are logical people?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My sister is a massive progressive
        >Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face.

        He was helping her with her carbon footprint.
        Having a child is also cis-normative bigot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pitties
      Kys
      I'm going to start taking night walks in shitty pitbull areas to kill them and make you seeth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, children being mauled tends to get people upset.

        My sister is a massive progressive. She just had to go out and challenge the stereotypes (because all stereotypes appear out of thin air). She got a rescue “pitty” (aww so adorable!).

        Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face.
        >blaming everything but the “nanny”breed incoming

        >say pittie
        Make people seethe.
        >say nanny
        Make people cope.

        Lmao.

        I'm going to start a pittie puppy farm and give the dogs away for free. It'll be so easy because they're literally nanny dogs! 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so glad I adopt ones on fb and take them to kill shelters. Frick you and your ilk.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, this is a day care.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, my bad
      *mauls a child on the way out*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Day care?! I thought it was abortion clinic!

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