most dogs are shit so most dog discussion will be shit >most dogs: >retarded or autistic >wrinkly and disgusting looking or a fur explosion >may or may not leak putrid drool >stinky or loud >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach >pick at least one: attacks small animals, children, strangers, or furniture
literally worse cats at best
>Retarded and autistic >wrinkly and disgusting looking and a fur explosion >leaks putrid drool >stinky and loud >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach AND visually offensive dinner plate sized second asshole takes up half the females rear end >attacks small animals, chidlren, strangers, and furniture
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
>autistic >fur explosion >loud >visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach >attacks small animals, children
why yes that is true
want to see my fursuit uwu
I unironically killed my neighbor's pitbull this weekend. His poorly-trained murder mutt always escapes his yard and terrorizes the neighborhood. My neighbor went on a trip this weekend, and on cue, his retarded shitbull "somehow" escaped the house. It stumbled into my garage while I was building a cage and I really fucking had it with this shit. This retarded dog has been wreaking havok on the neighborhood; barking at people for no reason, lunging at people, and tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it. I took it into the soundproof room I have in my basement, and blew its fucking head off with my 44 mag... shit was cash. Free fertilizer for my garden!
>cats vanished
At least he did some good in his life. Outdoor cats are the last pet based public health crisis ever since we rounded up and gassed the outdoor dogs and started forcing neutering on NPCs. 750 people die every year from illnesses spread exclusively by cat poop.
>tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it.
Dogs that kill outdoor cats are based. I leave food out for coyotes purposefully so they stay in the area and snatch up the outdoor cats
>four bites, one leading to brief mauling >twelve strays... >these are some impressive claims, nearly overqualified, but I would like you to explain the 8 month gap in this resume as well as the lack of smaller dogs and owned cats
>My pitbull is wearing a tie. Your dog bites statistics are invalid
This argument would be more convincing if your pitbull had decent taste in ties -- but this tie is horrible.
The shirt/vest combo is decent but spend the extra to get the collar professionally pressed, especially for an interview,
Well yeah, children being mauled tends to get people upset.
My sister is a massive progressive. She just had to go out and challenge the stereotypes (because all stereotypes appear out of thin air). She got a rescue “pitty” (aww so adorable!).
Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face. >blaming everything but the “nanny”breed incoming
>Sister is a massive progressive >Old enough to have a grand daughter >Despite being old, rescues a 50-80 pound dog
I smell bullshit. Just say you hate morons and get on with your day.
Well yeah, children being mauled tends to get people upset.
My sister is a massive progressive. She just had to go out and challenge the stereotypes (because all stereotypes appear out of thin air). She got a rescue “pitty” (aww so adorable!).
Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face. >blaming everything but the “nanny”breed incoming
>say pittie
Make people seethe. >say nanny
Make people cope.
Lmao.
I'm going to start a pittie puppy farm and give the dogs away for free. It'll be so easy because they're literally nanny dogs! 🙂
What is it about pitbulls that draw them to the worst people to be owning them?
dog discussion on this board is impossible isn't it? why is that?
most dogs are shit so most dog discussion will be shit
>most dogs:
>retarded or autistic
>wrinkly and disgusting looking or a fur explosion
>may or may not leak putrid drool
>stinky or loud
>visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach
>pick at least one: attacks small animals, children, strangers, or furniture
literally worse cats at best
>Retarded and autistic
>wrinkly and disgusting looking and a fur explosion
>leaks putrid drool
>stinky and loud
>visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach AND visually offensive dinner plate sized second asshole takes up half the females rear end
>attacks small animals, chidlren, strangers, and furniture
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
THE ULTIMATE DOG
Most of those characteristics probably apply to you though
>autistic
>fur explosion
>loud
>visually offensive genitalia takes up half the males stomach
>attacks small animals, children
why yes that is true
want to see my fursuit uwu
I unironically killed my neighbor's pitbull this weekend. His poorly-trained murder mutt always escapes his yard and terrorizes the neighborhood. My neighbor went on a trip this weekend, and on cue, his retarded shitbull "somehow" escaped the house. It stumbled into my garage while I was building a cage and I really fucking had it with this shit. This retarded dog has been wreaking havok on the neighborhood; barking at people for no reason, lunging at people, and tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it. I took it into the soundproof room I have in my basement, and blew its fucking head off with my 44 mag... shit was cash. Free fertilizer for my garden!
>cats vanished
At least he did some good in his life. Outdoor cats are the last pet based public health crisis ever since we rounded up and gassed the outdoor dogs and started forcing neutering on NPCs. 750 people die every year from illnesses spread exclusively by cat poop.
>tons of neighborhood cats have vanished since my neighbor adopted it.
Dogs that kill outdoor cats are based. I leave food out for coyotes purposefully so they stay in the area and snatch up the outdoor cats
unfortunately pitbulls and coyotes can not just stick to cats and inevitably chew their way into yards with large dogs and children
some sort of medium sized sighthound would be nice as a neighborhood pest patrol animal
we have a lot of deer that are a way worse pest, so they get those too
>medium sized
>friendly to people and dogs
>deals with rabbits, cats, deer, rats, skunks, raccoons, etc
if it works for the russians, why not us?
instantly hired
>four bites, one leading to brief mauling
>twelve strays...
>these are some impressive claims, nearly overqualified, but I would like you to explain the 8 month gap in this resume as well as the lack of smaller dogs and owned cats
At least that one looks like a doggo instead of a pitbull
Are those any better or are they still retarded face maulers?
>My pitbull is wearing a tie. Your dog bites statistics are invalid
>My pitbull is wearing a tie. Your dog bites statistics are invalid
This argument would be more convincing if your pitbull had decent taste in ties -- but this tie is horrible.
The shirt/vest combo is decent but spend the extra to get the collar professionally pressed, especially for an interview,
Hey. I suggest posting your cutest and most adorable pups in the dog general. I hear pitties make the spammers seethe.
Well yeah, children being mauled tends to get people upset.
My sister is a massive progressive. She just had to go out and challenge the stereotypes (because all stereotypes appear out of thin air). She got a rescue “pitty” (aww so adorable!).
Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face.
>blaming everything but the “nanny”breed incoming
>Sister is a massive progressive
>Old enough to have a grand daughter
>Despite being old, rescues a 50-80 pound dog
I smell bullshit. Just say you hate morons and get on with your day.
you think pitmommies are logical people?
>My sister is a massive progressive
>Took that thing less than two weeks to clamp on to her granddaughters face.
He was helping her with her carbon footprint.
Having a child is also cis-normative bigot
>pitties
Kys
I'm going to start taking night walks in shitty pitbull areas to kill them and make you seeth
>say pittie
Make people seethe.
>say nanny
Make people cope.
Lmao.
I'm going to start a pittie puppy farm and give the dogs away for free. It'll be so easy because they're literally nanny dogs! 🙂
I'm so glad I adopt ones on fb and take them to kill shelters. Fuck you and your ilk.
Sir, this is a day care.
Oh, my bad
*mauls a child on the way out*
But why
Day care?! I thought it was abortion clinic!