>have bad day. >random fly lands on arm. >doesn't move. >isn't startled. >it lays down

>have bad day
>random fly lands on arm
>doesn't move
>isn't startled
>it lays down

uh.. fren? c:

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insects should just chill the frick out so you can observe them better, maybe learn a few funny tricks to entertain the humies.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flys rest on shit. The fly is telling you that you are shit.
    Or he's laying eggs on you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's laying eggs
      >he

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2023, men can lay eggs if they/them want to.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened to me when I was a child but it bit me. Yes they can bite.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever since then I kill every buzzing butthole I see

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was sitting on literal shit 10 minutes before that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and?
      it didn't even get close to my food, it just stayed elbow joint

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lays down what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rests its body on the surface instead of supporting it with its legs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be LIE down, not LAY down.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna tell it to lay eggs inside your eyes while you're asleep

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you got it! You see, lay is a transitive verb, it requires a direct object to act upon. In this case, the object is fly eggs.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks anon very kind of you 🙂

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              fly eggs where?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                overseas to be sold at the supermarket as a cheap alternative to chicken eggs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to jerk off while thinking about how much I hate you tonight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      eggs

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