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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BBC BIG BROWN CLAM

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i'm a wiener with no balls

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These things are proof that God is real and has a sense of humour (finds penises funny)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >finds penises funny
      Why else would he have put them on so many male animals?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like my penis though mine probably wouldnt go hard from having boiling water poured on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU
      JUST
      KNOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BBSea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen 3 or 4 people get 30 day bans from Wauf for that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because muh heckin' squidarinos getting boiled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Animal cruelty, shes boiling it alive and then taking a bite out of it.
          Similarly, post the video of chinese eating baby rats alive and you get a ban. Or the many videos of them boiling octopus alive. Or of them boiling rats alive. Or of them boiling dogs alive. Or the video of them hunting pet dogs for food. Or the video of them butchering octopus alive.
          Etc, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Clams aren't conscious. They aren't experiencing anything. Rats are conscious (dog-like in intelligence). Octopus (mollusks like clams) are quite conscious (again, highly intelligent). Dogs (also conscious) have deep ties to humans and hurting them in any capacity is a betrayal.

            The clam is, however, not self-aware. Are jellyfish self-aware?

            >taking a bite out of it.
            Not in that particular webm.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A few years ago somebody posted a vid of molten aluminum being poured into an anthill and got banned for that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is a bit extreme.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
                It's usually only a ban from this one board anyways.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I dont care enough to argue if it is or isnt actual animal abuse based on consciousness, but thats the logic mods are operating on.
              >Not in that particular webm.
              Fair. Guess Ive just seen the full thing enough to stupidly assume everyone always posts the full.

              Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
              It's usually only a ban from this one board anyways.

              Maybe way back ago, but these days mods seem to be far more triggerhappy about handing all board bans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                good

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no not really the new wave of jannies arent that great

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Rats are not dog like. They’re just so studied, and easy to study, that we uncovered as much hard to observe intelligence as a layman can readily observe in a particularly dull dog, ie: golden retriever, research beagle. Which means cats and then dogs and raccoons may as well be considered persons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Rats are not dog like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do clams even have a brain?
            And no, a nervous system isn't a brain.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fricking love chinks, basedboi redditors getting their fee fees hurt chang boiled a dog.

            If you eat meat shut the frick up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              weak b8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haven't met many people as dense as you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok guys very funny but what actually is that stuff dripping from its tip? Is it just water? Is it crying?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's crying. It's crying because it will never see it's geoduck family again, and knows that they will probably spend the rest of their lives searching in vain for it, never finding closure. It's crying because it never got to reach it's dream of climbing Mt. Everest, and will never be able to see the view from the top of the world, like it always dreamed it would as a child. It's crying because it actually had a crush on the asian girl, and was just about to ask her out on a date to a fancy resturant, and it doesn't understand what it ever did in its entire geoduck life to deserve such a fate. This is why it is crying.

        You fricking moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          quality post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They filter water through their bodies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is this still up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good question still

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too much hot water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOW IS SHE NOT HURTING HER FINGERS ?!?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because it's not actually boiling water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >instinctively opens her mouth wide and has to make a conscious effort to close it
      >with each mental lapse her mouth springs open again
      Y
      J
      K

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question. Do you think some women tmwver tried to frick these?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ever*

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coastal girls make do.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha what if you sat on one and it expanded up your butt haha

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ancient china used them as anus cleaners

    based or cringe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chang you got toilet pap- ACK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient china used them as anus cleaners
      >current china eats them
      What a culture shift that mustve been

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What a culture shift that mustve been
        Great Leap Farward made them desperate enough eat everything. China has the highest population of canibaks, even if most of thrm no longer practice it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basinge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using an animal to wipe your ass, forever establishing that you truly are the superior species
      Seems based to me. Imagine

      • 2 years ago
        Heavyweights

        It's ok when Flinstones do that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same energy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do wienerles even compete?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha benis :DDDDDDD

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >according to atheists this just happened to evolve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah man, a israelite demon created it of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >complex and beautiful organism: proof of God!
      >ugly hunk of shit clam that is simple and purely practical in design:proof of God!
      If God exists and hates gays, why are gays like you running around?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because he loves everyone 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          🙂

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CLAMMED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lost

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weanus?

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