Guinea chads finally rise up against the petco-cels. We need this nationwide

Guinea chads finally rise up against the petco-cels.
We need this nationwide

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    considering how many people live in NYC, 600 seems like a tiny number. how many cats and dogs were dropped off I wonder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats and dogs arent viable indoor livestock, you see. They compete directly with us for food. If anything they help you raise other animals for food.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people don't eat guinea pigs here joao

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, if only there were a way to get more guinea pigs from the pair of pigs you're having...

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will start with this and soon you wont be allowed to adopt a pet because your yard isnt 50,000 square feet

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Our stores are now implementing a shared living space enclosures for our mammals ensuring maximum engagement and play!"
      >"No you can't adopt this dog, you work 6 hours and would leave it in a cage all day!"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The world would definitely be less amusing without conspiracy-brained idiots constantly making shit up.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont adoption places legitimately force you to sign all sorts of shit, do a check to make sure your house is big enough, you can afford a vet, you dont have any big dogs that could kill it, you arent a pet hoarder, etc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really.
          I had to put a deposit up for spay/neutering and sign something saying I wouldn't get the cat declawed.
          They also wanted to meet everyone in the house and any other animals you might have. Mostly to cut down on people returning adopted pets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what if you dont want a neutered pet
            and what if you're a hoarder and you want 50 pets

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more and more restrictions on keeping pets getting stricter everyday
        >"lol it's just a conspiracy chud"
        Kys you disingenuous moron

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The restrictions are getting looser because shelters are full. In what universe are they getting stricter?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are stricter than petco's restrictions

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying an increase on the restrictions of what animals can be kept as pets and who can keep them and how is a bad thing
          lol. Lmao. even.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            owning a pet is not a right

            Nobody should own a pet to begin with.

            Look, son, these are what you would call "cuckolds" - they're pathetic human beings with no self-worth whatsoever!
            >really dad? how could someone not have any self worth at all? are you telling me they WANT to be miserable
            More than that, son, they actively want others to stop them from doing things!
            Think about it this way - imagine, when we play ball, that the ball accidentally hit you in the stomach, it'd hurt a little, sure, but what would you do next?
            >well, i'd just keep playing ball, i guess, it hurt, but these things happen in life
            Well, son, these people, they would ask the government to ban playing ball!
            >no way dad, you're lying
            Even more so, they actually think that they'd be able to prevent every possible instance of discomfort in the world, without realizing that some discomforts make us better people, and they think if they just keep banning everything, everyone will be happier!
            >but dad, that's crazy!
            Sure is, son, sure fricking is.

            You disgusting commie pinko fricks want everything to be banned.
            >SOMEONE DID A BAD THING SOMEWHERE, SO BAN EVERYONE DOING IT
            >SOMEONE DIDN'T FEED THEIR CHILD BECAUSE THEY'RE A PSYCHOPATH, LET'S BAN ALL PARENTING AND SHOVE KIDS IN A PUBLIC INDOCTRINATION CAMP INSTEAD
            >THE GUBBERMINT CAN SOLVE THIS!111!!

            I hate commies so fricking much it's unreal.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        go outside

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More restrictions is good. Most people genuinely should not own animals. For every good pet owner, there is 20 bad ones.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody should own a pet to begin with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      owning a pet is not a right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it is

        Nobody should own a pet to begin with.

        t. peta

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are livestock.

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