>Good evening.

>Good evening.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know why anybody would go into such an enclosed space willingly, whats the enjoyment to be had out of it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a cave called Birth Canal
      >why yes, sounds like a perfect place to spend my weeke-

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he just sprinkle it with the hose until it fricked off?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wassssssuppppp

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like if you took a pig, a rabbit, and a rat and mixed them together

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How dare they do Patrick like that. Get him a gf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >take a shower
        >hit the weights
        >get a clue
        >have sex
        ffs patrick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we're going to keep this wombat for 29 years and never let him get a mate
      bro... azzoids are next level fricked in the head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re just preventing the proliferation of dangerous animals

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You never know what's lurking in those tunnels.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How often does interspecies cooperation occur?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Badger and coyote, apparently frequently.
        Badger digs out the burrows and the coyote gets a meal when some prey runs out, then they take turns watching the territory.
        Coyote doesn't try to eat the badger because those damn claws and thick skin are a hassle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Coyotemgottem and Trash Shiesty linked up?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NEED IT

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bonjour

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You never know what's lurking in those tunnels.

      >It's never wise to wander into unknown caves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you were saying?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way he lived.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing more dangerous than being stuck in a burrow with a wombat. You’d have better odds of survival being trapped in a cave with an angry grizzly bear than with a wombat

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are azzoids really this afraid of a rat with a dumpster ass? also the frick if chuchi? why can't these frickers just learn english and stick with it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Are azzoids really this afraid of a rat with a dumpster ass?
        Given that they’ve been known to kill dingos and even a horse on one occasion, yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just move it lmao, how weak are azzoids?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >just move it lmao
            As in move the wombat physically? You’d have better luck moving a bear

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's the size of a nutria, you're telling me I should be picking up a bear?
              are you high?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They’re like 5 times the size of a nutria, and yes you would be better off with the bear. A bear might be bigger and stronger but is more likely to run away and less likely to maul you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                > ~1m, 35kg
                Just fricking kick it's shit you gronk, you could crush it's ribs and back with a stomp. Try it on a child if you're unsure, they're about the same size.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you could crush it's ribs and back with a stomp
                No you can’t, they’re hard as a brick. You could stand on one and jump up and down and it wouldn’t be phased in the slightest

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