Golden Retriever-Pitbull Mix

What happens when you cross the friendliest dog with the meanest dog? Do they cancel out? Is a Golden Pitbull the best or worst of both worlds? Will it still maul toddlers?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every single American man as soon as german shepherds are re-discovered by the US: i no longer want anything to do with pitbulls. also, hunting with dogs is for european homosexuals. i just got this new gun it shoots 10 rounds of 30-06 as fast as you can pull the trigger.
    >blacks: AYOOOOO I GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLA IMMA FINNA BET ON DEM DOGFIGHTS MAKE ME SOME MOOLAH
    >serbs: i wish i had guns ;_;

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men back then: Give me toughest dog you can find, I'm going to hunt
    Modern ''men'': I need friendliest dog... (cat)

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meanest dog
    >maul toddlers
    No men talks like that

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Golden Pitbull
    Does It have a bossfight theme?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's a hip hop remix of a classical music track

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it might have the pitbull's biting instinct along with the gr retrieving instinct, so instead of randomly biting the face of a kid that happens to be in front of it, it'll get out of its way to find kids to bite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take it duck hunting
      >it shreds up the duck before bringing it back to you

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Combine the dog that has the biggest insatiable hunger
    >With the dog that hungers for infants

    Can only go well

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happens when you cross the friendliest dog with the meanest dog?

    This is a meme, it's all about how you treat them and their environment. If you treat your dog with kindness and love, they will show the same.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how the inundation of pits and pit mixes in shelters/everywhere has made people think of them as the default dog phenotype. They've forgotten what a dog is supposed to look like.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had multiple pit/lab/collie over the years
    >calmer and less hyperactive than a pure collie
    >as intelligent as a typical lab/collie
    >can be as strong as a pit without the overly agressiveness
    Biggest issues is keeping them in my yard(frickers patrol my fence line testing for weakness like the jp raptors) and if they get pissy with each other they'll hold a grudge for days.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dog owners in general are the dumbest of all pet owners. People should have to past a written test and get registered to own a dog.
      Not even close. Maybe the third or fourth dumbest just because of german shepherd, retriever, and mastiff owners. They can't all be collie people, yknow.

      The second dumbest pet owner is the one honestly believes a domesticated animal is just a wild animal that has voluntarily chosen to be their pet, thinks it is one of the smartest animals (or at least smarter than one that is provably more intelligent) and thinks it holocausts rodents despite no material evidence in favor of a population reduction and at least a halt in population growth and so many shitloads of material evidence showing the rodents are merely hiding. These people are so dumb they let their overgrown kitten roam free and then blame everyone else when it dies, ignoring the fact that in its native africa, everything larger than it eats it, and it is not in fact an apex predator.

      The first dumbest is the one that thinks its okay to take a wild parrot and keep it in a cage for most of its life despite being fully aware that parrots have the intelligence of a large primate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cat people are just country dog owners that live in civilization for some reason. Trapped in the last century.
        >their ancestors: cats are evil and useless therefore I light them on fire.
        >them: reddit told me cats are gods and do everything. my cat will defend me from a home invader.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>them: reddit told me cats are gods and do everything. my cat will defend me from a home invader.
          That's literally what doggays believe about their pets though. Catgays just want something that's soft and cute. Only dogtards cope by claiming a pet has to have some sort of utility. Anyone who trusts his own life to a "guard dog" or any other animal deserves a Darwin award.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anyone who trusts his own life to a "guard dog" or any other animal deserves a Darwin award.
            I can confirm. I had a rottweiler that ran away like a little b***h when some teenager hopped into my backyard. At least his barks sounded scary and deterred most people but he was worthless when something actually happened.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think this is because dogs, like most animals, aren't as dumb as most people think they are. They won't engage in fights they don't think they can win. The only reason you hear about dogs defending their owners to the death is because they are pack animals that believe their owners will back them up in a fight instead of cowering or running away.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >catgays want something soft and cute
            Forces a moronic domesticated animal to live in the alley, thinks this will cause rat extinction this time
            >dogtards cope-
            Fraid you’re the one coping

            You just need the right breed and to train it appropriately. Huskies hunt and pull, labs retrieve, pitbulls kill other dogs for no reason, pointers point, army dogs fight.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Forces a moronic domesticated animal to live in the alley, thinks this will cause rat extinction this time
              Literally no one thinks that.
              >Huskies hunt and pull, labs retrieve, pitbulls kill other dogs for no reason, pointers point, army dogs fight.
              And 99% of the gays who adopt those dogs don't do any of that (aside from the shitbulls of course). Smells like cope.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally no one
                Approximately 1/3 of cats are outdoor only. The majority of cat owners believe cats control or exterminate rodents.
                >99% of those gays
                Beat the shit out of a gsd/mastiff so it bites literally everything actually.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Approximately 1/3 of cats are outdoor only. The majority of cat owners believe cats control or exterminate rodents.
                And how many dogs live chained up in the yard because the owners think fido will defend them from burglars?
                >Beat the shit out of a gsd/mastiff so it bites literally everything actually.
                Wannabe tough guys who own those types of dogs are trying to project an image that they hope will get them laid. They're the same gays who buy mall crawlers like Wranglers and Tacomas because they think they're pussy magnets.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In the UK its worse. Most people won’t even give you a cat unless you promise it will have the right to roam. Despite no evidence it helps with anything except your house stinking. And mountains of evidence of harm to humans and cats.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He who sins the most needs described the least

        >so this guy uhhh stole and also jerked off in public and called me a prostitute and then paid a prostitute and threw shit at pedestrians and bla bla bla words words words
        >vs
        >Gentlemen, Joseph Stalin.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog owners in general are the dumbest of all pet owners. People should have to past a written test and get registered to own a dog.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make the hunting dog worse at hunting
    >make the fighting dog worse at fighting
    >have no idea what the behavior will be like
    for what reason? if you want a bulky retriever then get a newfoundland instead

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a mulatto

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best or worst of both worlds
    That's not how F1 hybrids work. You'd have to breed several generations of Golden Pitbulls to get predictable results.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is one ugly fricking dog. sweet jesus

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WARNING

    PITBULL MENSTRUATION THREAD COMPROMISED:

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    WHICH MAY NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE TONE AND CONTENT OF THIS DISCUSSION. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

    ALL FIELDS

    >Inconsistent identification of pit bull-type dogs by shelter staff
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26403955/

    >Co-occurrence of potentially preventable factors in 256 dog bite-related fatalities in the United States (2000-2009)
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24299544/

    >The effect of breed-specific dog legislation on hospital treated dog bites in Odense, Denmark—A time series intervention study
    https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0208393

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      warning, serb dogfricker copypasta spam detected

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dat wuznt an APBT it wuz an am bully!
      Irrelevant. Pitbull is a generic term for all dogfighting breeds like husky is a generic term for all the dog sledding breeds.
      When was the last time you seriously heard "that wasnt a HUSKY it was a GREENLAND DOG"? Never because pit mommy propagandists aren't dipping their toes in the 0.75 deaths a year sled dog "issue" any more than they are interested in chopping up the bites of "labs" to determine what was a field line REAL lab and a lab mix. They only care about trying to lessen the psychological impact of the pitbull number by saying shit like "the dogo argentino, a dog that is descended from and frequently crossed with other pitbull breeds, and has the same purpose, can't be a pitbull, because in my mind pitbull only means APBT"
      >Dog bites are preventable!
      So is foodborne illness. So I'm sure you won't mind if your lettuce occasionally has human shit on it right? Just wash it.
      >BSL on.... bites
      BSL doesn't work on bites, because all dogs will bite, and people will always freak out over it and seek out antibiotics even when it's pic related - a golden retriever bite. Yeah that's a single puncture wound and poses as much of a risk to your body as a cat bite - and comes with the same "what did you do to earn that" because it's a fricking golden retriever, they're safe, or they were savagely beaten by caesar milan. Golden retriever bites matter like cat attacks. No one gives a frick about cat bites. Stupid people cause them, not cats. BSL works on DEATHS. Because some dogs bite for different reasons. Such as pitbulls, which always attack to kill, because if they dont, THEY CANT DO THEIR FRICKING JOB.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least mentally deranged pit enthusiast

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a yellow lab/ red nose pit mix. Got her when she was 4 weeks old and still have her now at 13.
    Best dog on the planet and I will fight you over it. Loves friends and family. Never met a black person she liked, though. Had to put her in the bedroom when two of my friends were over because she'd bite them. Doesn't care what color a kid is, she understands children. Boy, she doesn't like black adults at alllll, though.
    Had to stop taking her out to eat with me because a homeless black dude walked by our table and she fricking lost it.
    She's never been aggressive towards other animals but loves to bark at anything acting a fool.
    Anyway, that's my dogblog. Hope you read it all, homo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best dog on the planet
      >it just tries to murder random people for no reason lol
      genocide all pitfrickers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for no reason

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random people.
        Black folk, you moron. Not people.
        And she's never bitten anyone anyway

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good dog.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a sweetheart, he just kinda lunges and mauls people with no warning lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She
        And she's never bitten anyone. She hates Black folk like everyone else, stupid troony

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hate to break it to you but normal, not- hellspawned dogs (not pitbull mixes) can behave and don't just lunge at Black folk whenever they see them, regardless of how based and redpilled that would make them. You're free to cope below.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hate to break it to you
            >smuggie.jpg
            Get over yourself, uppity homosexual.
            Never said she lunges at people. She growls and barks at Black folk. And I've never taken the chance just IN CASE she might bite one. I'm a responsible human running an autistic amount of scenarios
            Settle down, outrage troony

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you make a ghoulish looking pitbull mutt that is still 100x more likely to snap and eat little timmy's face of than a purebred golden retriever

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a very hungry mean dog

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best of both worlds
    >Pits
    Name ONE desirable trait pits can offer to the species.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the inbreeding of pitbulls is typically what makes them clinically insane, mixing them effectively cures pitbull homicidal mania, at worst your golden retriever mix should be no more dangerous than the average german shepherd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the inbreeding of pitbulls is typically what makes them clinically insane
      Lots of dogs are severely inbred and and aren't baby-eating machines.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but pitbulls have been specifically inbred to be PIT FIGHTING DOGS whose instinct is to do nothing but bite to kill everything around them, obviously when one of those goes insane it's a problem instead of what

        this is only half truth, inbreeding is indeed an issue, but the prey drive can still be hereditary, and it may have a pitbull mouth instead of the soft mouth of the retrievers

        said, when plushy wimpy dogs try chimping out and can't do anything but gum you and look sorry while doing it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is only half truth, inbreeding is indeed an issue, but the prey drive can still be hereditary, and it may have a pitbull mouth instead of the soft mouth of the retrievers

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will take them for dinner then really take them for dinner

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its like wolfdogs, their personality is a coin flip.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will eat half the kid and snuggle the other half.

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