What happens when you cross the friendliest dog with the meanest dog? Do they cancel out? Is a Golden Pitbull the best or worst of both worlds? Will it still maul toddlers?
Golden Retriever-Pitbull Mix
What happens when you cross the friendliest dog with the meanest dog? Do they cancel out? Is a Golden Pitbull the best or worst of both worlds? Will it still maul toddlers?
>every single American man as soon as german shepherds are re-discovered by the US: i no longer want anything to do with pitbulls. also, hunting with dogs is for european homosexuals. i just got this new gun it shoots 10 rounds of 30-06 as fast as you can pull the trigger.
>blacks: AYOOOOO I GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLA IMMA FINNA BET ON DEM DOGFIGHTS MAKE ME SOME MOOLAH
>serbs: i wish i had guns ;_;
Men back then: Give me toughest dog you can find, I'm going to hunt
Modern ''men'': I need friendliest dog... (cat)
>meanest dog
>maul toddlers
No men talks like that
>Golden Pitbull
Does It have a bossfight theme?
yes it's a hip hop remix of a classical music track
it might have the pitbull's biting instinct along with the gr retrieving instinct, so instead of randomly biting the face of a kid that happens to be in front of it, it'll get out of its way to find kids to bite
>take it duck hunting
>it shreds up the duck before bringing it back to you
Looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz
>Combine the dog that has the biggest insatiable hunger
>With the dog that hungers for infants
Can only go well
>What happens when you cross the friendliest dog with the meanest dog?
This is a meme, it's all about how you treat them and their environment. If you treat your dog with kindness and love, they will show the same.
I hate how the inundation of pits and pit mixes in shelters/everywhere has made people think of them as the default dog phenotype. They've forgotten what a dog is supposed to look like.
I've had multiple pit/lab/collie over the years
>calmer and less hyperactive than a pure collie
>as intelligent as a typical lab/collie
>can be as strong as a pit without the overly agressiveness
Biggest issues is keeping them in my yard(fuckers patrol my fence line testing for weakness like the jp raptors) and if they get pissy with each other they'll hold a grudge for days.
>Dog owners in general are the dumbest of all pet owners. People should have to past a written test and get registered to own a dog.
Not even close. Maybe the third or fourth dumbest just because of german shepherd, retriever, and mastiff owners. They can't all be collie people, yknow.
The second dumbest pet owner is the one honestly believes a domesticated animal is just a wild animal that has voluntarily chosen to be their pet, thinks it is one of the smartest animals (or at least smarter than one that is provably more intelligent) and thinks it holocausts rodents despite no material evidence in favor of a population reduction and at least a halt in population growth and so many shitloads of material evidence showing the rodents are merely hiding. These people are so dumb they let their overgrown kitten roam free and then blame everyone else when it dies, ignoring the fact that in its native africa, everything larger than it eats it, and it is not in fact an apex predator.
The first dumbest is the one that thinks its okay to take a wild parrot and keep it in a cage for most of its life despite being fully aware that parrots have the intelligence of a large primate.
Cat people are just country dog owners that live in civilization for some reason. Trapped in the last century.
>their ancestors: cats are evil and useless therefore I light them on fire.
>them: reddit told me cats are gods and do everything. my cat will defend me from a home invader.
>>them: reddit told me cats are gods and do everything. my cat will defend me from a home invader.
That's literally what dogfags believe about their pets though. Catfags just want something that's soft and cute. Only dogtards cope by claiming a pet has to have some sort of utility. Anyone who trusts his own life to a "guard dog" or any other animal deserves a Darwin award.
>Anyone who trusts his own life to a "guard dog" or any other animal deserves a Darwin award.
I can confirm. I had a rottweiler that ran away like a little bitch when some teenager hopped into my backyard. At least his barks sounded scary and deterred most people but he was worthless when something actually happened.
I think this is because dogs, like most animals, aren't as dumb as most people think they are. They won't engage in fights they don't think they can win. The only reason you hear about dogs defending their owners to the death is because they are pack animals that believe their owners will back them up in a fight instead of cowering or running away.
>catfags want something soft and cute
Forces a retarded domesticated animal to live in the alley, thinks this will cause rat extinction this time
>dogtards cope-
Fraid you’re the one coping
You just need the right breed and to train it appropriately. Huskies hunt and pull, labs retrieve, pitbulls kill other dogs for no reason, pointers point, army dogs fight.
>Forces a retarded domesticated animal to live in the alley, thinks this will cause rat extinction this time
Literally no one thinks that.
>Huskies hunt and pull, labs retrieve, pitbulls kill other dogs for no reason, pointers point, army dogs fight.
And 99% of the fags who adopt those dogs don't do any of that (aside from the shitbulls of course). Smells like cope.
>literally no one
Approximately 1/3 of cats are outdoor only. The majority of cat owners believe cats control or exterminate rodents.
>99% of those fags
Beat the shit out of a gsd/mastiff so it bites literally everything actually.
>Approximately 1/3 of cats are outdoor only. The majority of cat owners believe cats control or exterminate rodents.
And how many dogs live chained up in the yard because the owners think fido will defend them from burglars?
>Beat the shit out of a gsd/mastiff so it bites literally everything actually.
Wannabe tough guys who own those types of dogs are trying to project an image that they hope will get them laid. They're the same fags who buy mall crawlers like Wranglers and Tacomas because they think they're pussy magnets.
In the UK its worse. Most people won’t even give you a cat unless you promise it will have the right to roam. Despite no evidence it helps with anything except your house stinking. And mountains of evidence of harm to humans and cats.
He who sins the most needs described the least
>so this guy uhhh stole and also jerked off in public and called me a whore and then paid a whore and threw shit at pedestrians and bla bla bla words words words
>vs
>Gentlemen, Joseph Stalin.
Dog owners in general are the dumbest of all pet owners. People should have to past a written test and get registered to own a dog.
>make the hunting dog worse at hunting
>make the fighting dog worse at fighting
>have no idea what the behavior will be like
for what reason? if you want a bulky retriever then get a newfoundland instead
It looks like a mulatto
>best or worst of both worlds
That's not how F1 hybrids work. You'd have to breed several generations of Golden Pitbulls to get predictable results.
that is one ugly fucking dog. sweet jesus
WARNING
PITBULL MENSTRUATION THREAD COMPROMISED:
WARNING
ATTENTION ALL READERS:
THE OP IS A /misc/ TRANSLANT AND ACTIVE REDDITOR,
WHICH MAY NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE TONE AND CONTENT OF THIS DISCUSSION. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
ALL FIELDS
>Inconsistent identification of pit bull-type dogs by shelter staff
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26403955/
>Co-occurrence of potentially preventable factors in 256 dog bite-related fatalities in the United States (2000-2009)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24299544/
>The effect of breed-specific dog legislation on hospital treated dog bites in Odense, Denmark—A time series intervention study
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0208393
warning, serb dogfucker copypasta spam detected
>dat wuznt an APBT it wuz an am bully!
Irrelevant. Pitbull is a generic term for all dogfighting breeds like husky is a generic term for all the dog sledding breeds.
When was the last time you seriously heard "that wasnt a HUSKY it was a GREENLAND DOG"? Never because pit mommy propagandists aren't dipping their toes in the 0.75 deaths a year sled dog "issue" any more than they are interested in chopping up the bites of "labs" to determine what was a field line REAL lab and a lab mix. They only care about trying to lessen the psychological impact of the pitbull number by saying shit like "the dogo argentino, a dog that is descended from and frequently crossed with other pitbull breeds, and has the same purpose, can't be a pitbull, because in my mind pitbull only means APBT"
>Dog bites are preventable!
So is foodborne illness. So I'm sure you won't mind if your lettuce occasionally has human shit on it right? Just wash it.
>BSL on.... bites
BSL doesn't work on bites, because all dogs will bite, and people will always freak out over it and seek out antibiotics even when it's pic related - a golden retriever bite. Yeah that's a single puncture wound and poses as much of a risk to your body as a cat bite - and comes with the same "what did you do to earn that" because it's a fucking golden retriever, they're safe, or they were savagely beaten by caesar milan. Golden retriever bites matter like cat attacks. No one gives a fuck about cat bites. Stupid people cause them, not cats. BSL works on DEATHS. Because some dogs bite for different reasons. Such as pitbulls, which always attack to kill, because if they dont, THEY CANT DO THEIR FUCKING JOB.
Least mentally deranged pit enthusiast
I have a yellow lab/ red nose pit mix. Got her when she was 4 weeks old and still have her now at 13.
Best dog on the planet and I will fight you over it. Loves friends and family. Never met a black person she liked, though. Had to put her in the bedroom when two of my friends were over because she'd bite them. Doesn't care what color a kid is, she understands children. Boy, she doesn't like black adults at alllll, though.
Had to stop taking her out to eat with me because a homeless black dude walked by our table and she fucking lost it.
She's never been aggressive towards other animals but loves to bark at anything acting a fool.
Anyway, that's my dogblog. Hope you read it all, homo
>best dog on the planet
>it just tries to murder random people for no reason lol
genocide all pitfuckers
>for no reason
>random people.
naggers, you moron. Not people.
And she's never bitten anyone anyway
Good dog.
>he's a sweetheart, he just kinda lunges and mauls people with no warning lol
She
And she's never bitten anyone. She hates naggers like everyone else, stupid tranny
Hate to break it to you but normal, not- hellspawned dogs (not pitbull mixes) can behave and don't just lunge at naggers whenever they see them, regardless of how based and redpilled that would make them. You're free to cope below.
>hate to break it to you
>smuggie.jpg
Get over yourself, uppity homosexual.
Never said she lunges at people. She growls and barks at naggers. And I've never taken the chance just IN CASE she might bite one. I'm a responsible human running an autistic amount of scenarios
Settle down, outrage tranny
you make a ghoulish looking pitbull mutt that is still 100x more likely to snap and eat little timmy's face of than a purebred golden retriever
a very hungry mean dog
>Best of both worlds
>Pits
Name ONE desirable trait pits can offer to the species.
the inbreeding of pitbulls is typically what makes them clinically insane, mixing them effectively cures pitbull homicidal mania, at worst your golden retriever mix should be no more dangerous than the average german shepherd
>the inbreeding of pitbulls is typically what makes them clinically insane
Lots of dogs are severely inbred and and aren't baby-eating machines.
yes but pitbulls have been specifically inbred to be PIT FIGHTING DOGS whose instinct is to do nothing but bite to kill everything around them, obviously when one of those goes insane it's a problem instead of what
said, when plushy wimpy dogs try chimping out and can't do anything but gum you and look sorry while doing it
this is only half truth, inbreeding is indeed an issue, but the prey drive can still be hereditary, and it may have a pitbull mouth instead of the soft mouth of the retrievers
He will take them for dinner then really take them for dinner
Its like wolfdogs, their personality is a coin flip.
it will eat half the kid and snuggle the other half.