>goes insane for no reason

>goes insane for no reason

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incelephant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no reason
      He's an incelephant.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goes insane for no reason
    what an interesting teleological view you have of mindless natural and sexual selection.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >for no reason
    If your two natural habitats were full of indians or africans how would you feel?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      logically speaking, elephants are pajeet and moron animals.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tadaiMA!!! *crashes the entire house*

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no reason
    hormones and constant pain are two pretty good reasons.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hes literally me!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    question
    what would happen if someone ingested the funny musth juice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese outlawed it because it is too potent of an aphrodisiac. It can turn you into a sex-crazed maniac for days at a time and cause you to fuck and jerk off so hard that you get a heart attack or permanently damage your cock and prostate to the point where you only cum blood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so where do I buy it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can someone make a joker edit of it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow he's literally me!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no reason
    He's an incelephant.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just came up with theory right now
    elephants are nice social creatures because obviously you have better overall success working together. however being nice doesn't get you bitches so males developed rage mode that makes them aggressive assholes. they drive away competition and make elephant pussies wet.
    now such behaviour obviously exist in most mammals during heat but because elephants are particularly intelligent they need that additional chemical anger to override their common sense and become hostile towards family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually not bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't this imply that humans have or at least should have the same behavior?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We do, females will choose an extremely violent mate based on their size/aggression all the time, especially in their reproductive prime (14-25). Were a little more polite about it but not really.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Humans adapted by literally hiding the female heat cycle coupled with year-round mating. The period of maximum fertility where stacy wants gigachad is only known to stacy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The period of maximum fertility where stacy wants gigachad is only known to stacy.
          even she doesn't consciously know it.
          or if she does, her ethics prevent her from admitting it to herself

          but men can tell anyways. By her looks and her smell. Stacey becomes more attractive when ovulating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only known to stacy
          Not true, I can tell when my little sister is in heat, as we spend so much time together. It starts about a week after her period ends.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We do. It's called alcohol.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >drink alcohol
          >simply be happy and get along with everyone
          I love not having manlet syndrome.
          >t. 6'5

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alcohol
            >contains more estrogen than sœi
            >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6761902/
            Enjoy the moobs

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >contains estrogen
              Thank God we don't digest it, phew.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what is this for? periodic reshuffling of bull hierarchy? a yearly kumite or something?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no reason
    He's horny.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >testosterone levels 100 times higher than normal
    >that leaking substance

    You're not supposed to take the expression "have cum up to your eyeballs" literally. Stupid elephants.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the expression "have cum up to your eyeballs"
      Who THE FUCK says this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me I say that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newfag

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he smiling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he remembers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you knew what he knew you'd be smiling too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's about to fuck your shit up and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The move that BTFO'ed every other megafauna
          How are throwlets even supposed to compete ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They really didn't BTFO everything.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              climate change is a meme retards use to dismiss anything that can't explain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not for the Younger Dryas, but I agree. "Humans did it!" is also a meme people need to stop using.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SCIENCE GO ON AND FIND OUT NEW THINGS THAT CONFLICT WITH MY POOR UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD I GOT FROM A CONGOLESE BACKGAMMON FORUM BECAUSE.....BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!??!?!?!

                I look forward to hearing all about how pre-industrial humans managed to pollute the environment enough to cause climate change.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll be getting that as soon that the overkill fags loose enough ground.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/VwhR4cg.jpg

                Not for the Younger Dryas, but I agree. "Humans did it!" is also a meme people need to stop using.

                >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SCIENCE GO ON AND FIND OUT NEW THINGS THAT CONFLICT WITH MY POOR UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD I GOT FROM A CONGOLESE BACKGAMMON FORUM BECAUSE.....BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!??!?!?!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's with the absolute seethe with no real bite coming from gays here?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wauf is easily one of the dumbest boards

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/VwhR4cg.jpg

              Not for the Younger Dryas, but I agree. "Humans did it!" is also a meme people need to stop using.

              I dunno lads, my opinion is that if it weren't for human hunting climate change wouldn't have had such a serious effect.
              Also relevant would be the effect climate change would have had on human populations. IIRC, generally speaking, as temperatures rose human communities grew and spread out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you can't just postulate multiple causes
                the autism guild won't allow it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bro I was drunk when I posted that, I now realize the error of my ways, it was exactly one (1) factor which determined the presence of megafauna across the entire earth and the one (1) I believe in is the only possible answer,

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Before the ice age or after it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "Humans killed all the megafauna" is a presumption so outdated it's baffling to still see it be used.

              >no, my heckin noble savages couldn't have killed anything off

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, which one sounds more believable.
                >humans were one of the many factors that accelerated the extinction of already declining animal groups in a period of rapid climatic change
                or
                >humans are voracious orcs that murdered every last mammoth on the planet they could get their hands on and were single-handedly responsible for the disappearance of all megafauna outside africa and southeast asia

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I imagine if climate change wasn't a thing we'd still have wiped them out. We've been doing this to a lot of species anyway even without climate change.
                Over hunting has always been an issue for humans even when we get our food from crops and cattle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, American Paleo injuns armed with rocks and sticks couldn't kill enough animals from the tons of different megafauna species that absolutely infested the continent to make a Younger Dryas-sized dent in their populations. They couldn't even do it to extant buffalo in the 1800's, even when they implemented techniques like cliff running, in which they would drive full herds of them off of cliffs (mind you they used horses and guns as well). Westward pioneers from the same time where that hunting technique is described also give accounts of there being entire plains of buffalo as far as the eye could see; there were so many they were seen a vermin like deer today.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I should follow up by saying, it took railroads, guns, and government intervention to bring American bison to the brink of extinction.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bison: 7 month gestation, 3 years to sexual maturity
                >elephants: 20 month gestation, 14 years to sexual maturity
                a little bit of a difference!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The mammoth has a long gestation period! That explains how every single megafauna was hunted to death

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "Humans killed all the megafauna" is a presumption so outdated it's baffling to still see it be used.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So what happened?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Younger Dryas event. Massive glacial melt caused by either a meteor or volcanic activity made flood water/mud that wiped out a shit ton of large land animals and basically uprooted the food chains on several continents (didn't do much to places like Africa, since they still have megafauna today). You can find evidence of thus through the flash frozen mammoths with dandelions still in their mouths in Siberia and on Alaskan islands. Of course it didn't kill everything all at once, and we've found that some megafauna like mammoths died much later than we thought they did in North America (they were apparently living even as recent as 6000 years ago), which is something that would never happen if humans were partial to hunting them to extinction.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              false dichotomy

              if humans killed even one animal they contributed to the extinction.

              of course they didn't kill all of the animals in a population that went extinct. Don't be retarded. Killing some of them either contributed to or caused the extinction depending how you choose to look at it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We've found so many atlatl point embedded in mammoth ribs that we might as well have driven them into extinction or at least we did hunt them a lot so there was definitely human contribution.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are humans like this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta consoom everything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nice form bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just stand behind him and punch him repeatedly. If he tried to sit on me i'd just roll out the way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          leave that poor animal alone. he's suffering enough without your smartass comments

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Someone post the image from that one thread of the cartoon elephant saying alas I am defeated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              zanzibabar forgive me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >teleports behind elephant thinking he's safe

          gg no re

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing the joker face meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he's crazy!

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