>be me, 23
>lonely ass loser
>no one to talk to
>hang out mostly with an ancient ass daddy long legs
>dude is huge
>he's my pal tho
>we watch three's company and wkrp together
>I decide to name him frankie
>don't know why, it just fits
>it's comforting watching Frankie boi try to climb the window with his muppet legs or scramble across the floor like a thing of spaghetti that's late for a meeting
>summer comes
>flies fucking everywhere
>these shits keep getting way too friendly
>frankie do your mf job m8
>feel bug tickle on chest
>fuckfuckfuck
>swipe it off
>... it's frankie boi
>watch my buddy curl up
>queueue the picture of pepe
> I hear taps playing in my mind
>I can't believe I did friendly fire on my best bro
>as I'm staring at my bro in disbelief lil guy just sort of uncurls and walks off
>fuckin frankie pranked my ass
>we watch three's company
I hope you know they have piss poor eyesight and only two eyes. Bruh their eyes are so bad they hunt via vibrations.
I had some Longleg bros that lived in my dad's basement with me. Would feed them whatever insect crawled out via teasers.
Are daddy long legs even spiders?
Prayer for franky btw
What an odd choice for spider friend. Just get a black widow, tarantula or jumping spider.
>wasn't even close to dead
>just wanted to give me a scare
>dude's got a sick sense of humor
>weird that a spider would have that
>anyways
>glad he's okay
>weird how close I got to him
>weird how much I care for him
>weird how much I think about him
>weird how I'm starting to think of him as family
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my son
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my best friend
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my everything
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my reason for living
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my world
>weird that I'm starting to think of him as my life
But he's just a spider.
It's weird how a spider can become such an important part of my life, but I'm glad he's in it. He brings me comfort and happiness, and I wouldn't want it any other way.
Thank you, Frankie, for everything.
Yo, my guy, do you want a picture of frankie since you're as attached to him as i
That would be cool!
Hi Frankie!
He's missing a leg
Is that nail polish?
The man is in his 20's and his best friend is a spider, of course he paints his nails, leave him be
looks more czech to me
why are you fat?
uh, anon...That's a harvestman, not a spider. he's not gonna do shit to a fly.
absolute fucking unit
AY FRANKIE
frankie can probably survive off whatever dust and skin cells lie on the floor but make sure he gets some water.
Damn that bro's big
he's akshually not a spider