Goddamn it frankie

>be me, 23
>lonely ass loser
>no one to talk to
>hang out mostly with an ancient ass daddy long legs
>dude is huge
>he's my pal tho
>we watch three's company and wkrp together
>I decide to name him frankie
>don't know why, it just fits
>it's comforting watching Frankie boi try to climb the window with his muppet legs or scramble across the floor like a thing of spaghetti that's late for a meeting
>summer comes
>flies fucking everywhere
>these shits keep getting way too friendly
>frankie do your mf job m8
>feel bug tickle on chest
>fuckfuckfuck
>swipe it off
>... it's frankie boi
>watch my buddy curl up
>queueue the picture of pepe
> I hear taps playing in my mind
>I can't believe I did friendly fire on my best bro
>as I'm staring at my bro in disbelief lil guy just sort of uncurls and walks off
>fuckin frankie pranked my ass

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we watch three's company
    I hope you know they have piss poor eyesight and only two eyes. Bruh their eyes are so bad they hunt via vibrations.
    I had some Longleg bros that lived in my dad's basement with me. Would feed them whatever insect crawled out via teasers.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are daddy long legs even spiders?

    Prayer for franky btw

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an odd choice for spider friend. Just get a black widow, tarantula or jumping spider.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasn't even close to dead
    >just wanted to give me a scare
    >dude's got a sick sense of humor
    >weird that a spider would have that
    >anyways
    >glad he's okay
    >weird how close I got to him
    >weird how much I care for him
    >weird how much I think about him
    >weird how I'm starting to think of him as family
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my son
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my best friend
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my everything
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my reason for living
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my world
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my life

    But he's just a spider.

    It's weird how a spider can become such an important part of my life, but I'm glad he's in it. He brings me comfort and happiness, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

    Thank you, Frankie, for everything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, my guy, do you want a picture of frankie since you're as attached to him as i

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cool!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hi Frankie!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's missing a leg

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that nail polish?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The man is in his 20's and his best friend is a spider, of course he paints his nails, leave him be

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              looks more czech to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are you fat?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            uh, anon...That's a harvestman, not a spider. he's not gonna do shit to a fly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            absolute fucking unit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            AY FRANKIE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            frankie can probably survive off whatever dust and skin cells lie on the floor but make sure he gets some water.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that bro's big

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's akshually not a spider

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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