Goddamn it frankie

>be me, 23
>lonely ass loser
>no one to talk to
>hang out mostly with an ancient ass daddy long legs
>dude is huge
>he's my pal tho
>we watch three's company and wkrp together
>I decide to name him frankie
>don't know why, it just fits
>it's comforting watching Frankie boi try to climb the window with his muppet legs or scramble across the floor like a thing of spaghetti that's late for a meeting
>summer comes
>flies fucking everywhere
>these shits keep getting way too friendly
>frankie do your mf job m8
>feel bug tickle on chest
>fuckfuckfuck
>swipe it off
>... it's frankie boi
>watch my buddy curl up
>queueue the picture of pepe
> I hear taps playing in my mind
>I can't believe I did friendly fire on my best bro
>as I'm staring at my bro in disbelief lil guy just sort of uncurls and walks off
>fuckin frankie pranked my ass

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we watch three's company
    I hope you know they have piss poor eyesight and only two eyes. Bruh their eyes are so bad they hunt via vibrations.
    I had some Longleg bros that lived in my dad's basement with me. Would feed them whatever insect crawled out via teasers.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are daddy long legs even spiders?

    Prayer for franky btw

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an odd choice for spider friend. Just get a black widow, tarantula or jumping spider.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wasn't even close to dead
    >just wanted to give me a scare
    >dude's got a sick sense of humor
    >weird that a spider would have that
    >anyways
    >glad he's okay
    >weird how close I got to him
    >weird how much I care for him
    >weird how much I think about him
    >weird how I'm starting to think of him as family
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my son
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my best friend
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my everything
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my reason for living
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my world
    >weird that I'm starting to think of him as my life

    But he's just a spider.

    It's weird how a spider can become such an important part of my life, but I'm glad he's in it. He brings me comfort and happiness, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

    Thank you, Frankie, for everything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, my guy, do you want a picture of frankie since you're as attached to him as i

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cool!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hi Frankie!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's missing a leg

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that nail polish?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The man is in his 20's and his best friend is a spider, of course he paints his nails, leave him be

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              looks more czech to me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why are you fat?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uh, anon...That's a harvestman, not a spider. he's not gonna do shit to a fly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            absolute fucking unit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AY FRANKIE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frankie can probably survive off whatever dust and skin cells lie on the floor but make sure he gets some water.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that bro's big

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's akshually not a spider

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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