> go to fossil producing site. > dig up a crusty toe bone. > i name thee "bambinosaurus maximus"

> go to fossil producing site
> dig up a crusty toe bone
> i name thee "bambinosaurus maximus"
> Profit????

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't even make the reconstruction purple

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when they find a only a couple of vertebrae and then declare this dinosaur was the biggest of all time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You appear to have lodged a scientific complaint in a thread for aesthetic b***hing. You will now be ignored by the thread.

      OP the paleoschizo doesn't know shit about science, he can only complain when he thinks something looks dumb or sounds dumb. And even then he sucks at it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this "paleoschizo" in the room with us?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I am right here. I'm everywhere. I'm even behind you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHO REMOVED ALL THE FEATHERS FROM MY SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE T-REX PLUSHIE?!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You thought it was a paleontologist, but it was me Dio!!!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maip is a really bad name

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      All these "native" names are bad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't care about the origin of the name if it sounded cool. "b-b-but it means shadow demon of death and sorrow" don't care, Maip sound stupid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what do you mean you dont like "squee" as the name for this new huge theropod?
          >it literally means "ruinous eater of worlds" in sclerblovian native tongue!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. moron

        Native names are good, rejecting them is a one-way road to Pantydraco and Boraras and Heckingchonkasaurus.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, you forgot the meme arrow.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            newbie

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If shit like Thanos, Ninjatitan and Gojirasaurus can get a pass then I'm sure whatever meme names that came out of this site could too

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mini
    mum

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to kill someone through your screen

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to call an extinct frog pepeasaurus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pepebufo, funnier and literally means "pepe frog"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally means "pepe frog"
        nope

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it does. You don't have to argue with me about how it means toad instead of frog because 1.) I already know 2.) the difference is negligible 3.) pepe is typically a toad instead of a frog anyway despite being called a frog

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1.) I already know 2.
            you do now
            you didn't an hour ago

            You're such a fricking moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "bufo" means toad, "rana" is the Latin word for frog.

        "Peperana". If one of you frickers discovers a new green member of the Anura with red lips, you know how to name it. "Pepe" is also an acceptable species name.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm (the guy about to be mauled)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missed it by that much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evidence for creation and man living alongside dinosaurs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        1850s should be the most accurate one, they're just big lizards after all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be mauled by the Maip, I want to cuddle and protect the Velociraptor!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not how paleontology works

    or taxonomy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna synthesize a new element and name it [LOCATION]-ium because i live in [LOCATION]

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your new element differs from (random toe bone #4836) because it is demonstrably new.

        if you want to name a new species of vertebrate based on a toe bone, you first have to prove that the toe bone doesn't belong to any existing species.

        good luck with that. Toe bones aren't usually diagnostic to a species level.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          unless its really big

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            infantile understanding of biology

            most reptiles don't stop growing their entire lives, so really big reptile bones are not specifically diagnostic unless you find a bunch of them.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're serious about finding fossils, Megalodon teeth are still relatively easy to find in the American southeastern coast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bot

      that's not how paleontology works

      or taxonomy

      wrong homosexual and i dont even need a source

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lame, bad-faith troll, here's your (You)

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