>Be me at local park with gf >Two teens see a turtle chilling in the sun by the lake >They pick it up and start messing with it like if petting it but really just stressing the lil guy >More people start to gather around, families with children >They all look at the turtle with awe and take turns handling it like they've never been outside of their pods >About to go tell them to put the freaking guy down but they do it on their own >Turtle quickly jumps into lake to get away
Why are people so retarded with nature? Even if they werent stealing like the news in the OP I frankly despise them.
people have always been like this. it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it.
having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
I know psychopaths that kill stuff just for fun exists, I can't do anything about that. Its ignorance that bothers me. And I'm not empathic towards the turtle, its probably autism like how I wouldn't litter at the park but I see diversity is our strength hires do it everyday.
>it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it. having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
Only if you are a inbred thirdworlder, normal people dont kill random turtles
Literally every single human being on earth is of african descent you dumb snow monkey. The history of man was thus >Evolve in africa >leave africa >evolve some more in asia >some go back to africa, some stay in asia and some migrate to europe >ones that go back to africa kill everybody that was a tad too stupid >leave africa again, interbreed to humans who stayed up north >go through over 10 centuries of conquest and migrations >you are here
Throughout all of that, except for the last 200 years and some religious wackjobs in asia, every human culture on earth saw animals as edible objects.
I'll say it again, raise a human without talking animal cartoons or weird hindu-derived religions and their natural response to any animal without forward facing eyes is to kill and eat it.
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That's but one of several competing hypotheses and only given prominence for political purposes.
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That's not what it says in the Bible. I'd rather place my trust in the Lord than some random porch monkey on a Laotian breadmaking forum.
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>this dummy still mindlessly parroting the outdated "out of africa" theory
>Normal humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals
Yup, but killing or bothering animals just for the fun of it is psychopathic and I don't mean it in a go hunting some wild deer kind of way, but in a killing something you aren't gonna eat or take advantage of.
people have always been like this. it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it.
having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
this tbh, be glad they didn't punt it, throw it like a frisbee, or smash it with a rock, bc that's normally what they would do.
Just let the guy take it who cares. They're not endangered. It's not like he can sell it online, and he only took 1. Maybe he was going to give it a better life free of polluted food and water. >NOOOO!!! the heckin government owns the native fauna and says you can't take it!!
Stop hogging all the platypuses, gays.
I don't think these people even realized it was illegal to take them because they're not trying to conceal it at all.
>They're not endangered
honestly if they’re not endangered why aren’t they in more zoos? i believe the only platypus zoo exhibit that you can see in the US is in the San Diego Zoo. apparently not a lot is known about them to keep them in captivity very long but surely they’d figure it out eventually. they’re not chinese pandas just hand them the fuck over.
Because historically the Aus gov are tremendous gays about any of their native fauna being exported. I hope that guy went back and took more platys and shipped them to another country so someone there can start breeding them.
>They're not endangered
honestly if they’re not endangered why aren’t they in more zoos? i believe the only platypus zoo exhibit that you can see in the US is in the San Diego Zoo. apparently not a lot is known about them to keep them in captivity very long but surely they’d figure it out eventually. they’re not chinese pandas just hand them the fuck over.
They belong to us and you can’t do anything about it.
Because historically the Aus gov are tremendous gays about any of their native fauna being exported. I hope that guy went back and took more platys and shipped them to another country so someone there can start breeding them.
We WILL get pet platypuses sooner or later.
>The San Diego Zoo Safari Park is currently the only zoo outside Australia to house platypuses.
I spent a lot of time there as a kid.
I knew the San Diego was one of the best in the world but I didn't know it was that special.
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Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.
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It's because ausfalia and other similar, commonwealth shitholes value the privacy of the guilty. It makes no fucking sense it actually works to their detriment.
>Picture could be faked or AI generated >Picture could be of two unrelated dudes carrying a very lifelike replica platypus >Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught >Picture could be from a totally unrelated platypus theft from multiple years ago that is already resolved >Don't blur faces in any of the above cases; innocent people receive extreme social backlash, lose jobs or collage scholarships, get disowned by family, etc. >Encourages mob justice and vigilantism far beyond a (more) reasonable punishment set by the state
Innocent before proven guilty, fucking morons. You'd think on Wauf people would be less stupid.
The got on the train at Morayfield and got off at Caboolture. Both of these suburbs are filled to the brim with inbreds and criminals. These are absolutely teenage troglodytes hopped up on meth.
I didn’t called Obama a “Fucking socialist muslim gay moron”, your computers just glitched in a way that made it look like it, I got a virus on my computer, a monkey with a computer in South East Asia randomly guessed my username and password and made that post.
The simplest explanation is often the correct one, and pretty much every scenario you mentioned is absolutely insane. >Picture could be faked.
It's a video of security cam footage, so it would be almost impossible. >Could be a lifelike replica platypus
This is really the only one that has some basis in reality, but that scenario is still extremely unlikely, and why the hell did neither of them tell anyone that it was just an animatronic? >Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught
That assumes multiple sensible things didn't happen such as the suspects not making any phone calls to police, not giving the story about how they saved the platypus to the people that they were showing it off to, and the suspects somehow not making it to wherever they were going before the police made a statement about it. There are multiples layers of insane unlikeliness that could have happened to "explain" this such as neither of them owning a phone DURING THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023 and then not asking anyone for one, both suspects being contradictorily willing to show off the platypus to strangers, but being hush hush about the heroic tale of how they were able to save a platypus from someone stealing it (despite the fact that the saving of a platypus is arguably far more impressive than just having one in your hands), and also that they were somehow delayed on arriving the their destination despite how multiple witnesses were able to talk to police before then. Honestly, this just sounds like something a criminal would tell police upon being arrested for the crime. >Could have been an old picture
The police released a statement about it and there would be a date on the footage.
It's far better to a get suspect caught rather than focus on these bizarre scenarios.
how the fuck are you supposed to track down who did it if you can't see their faces? maybe a neighbor might recognize them and be able to locate them without ever seeing the animal itself
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Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.
It's because ausfalia and other similar, commonwealth shitholes value the privacy of the guilty. It makes no fucking sense it actually works to their detriment.
>commonwealth value the privacy of the guilty over the truth
no we don't, like all gay social change in the past twenty years it's from communist journos conforming to Scandinavian ideas. it's unironically a subversion of our cultural values perpetrated by a minority in the press against which we have no meaningful recourse
>commonwealth value the privacy of the guilty over the truth
no we don't, like all gay social change in the past twenty years it's from communist journos conforming to Scandinavian ideas. it's unironically a subversion of our cultural values perpetrated by a minority in the press against which we have no meaningful recourse
You should value the privacy of the accused dumbarses. Also it’s not some globohomo importation, it’s ancient fuckig legal principles
yes and no
yes they will stem the invasive signal crayfish population
no it wont be a great solution
australian male crayfish are an aggressive and solitary territory holding species
they will have a lower population than the signal crayfish in the same waterway area while actively wiping out signal crayfish populations, but they'll also kill every noble crayfish they meet
actually it might be a good solution
common yabbys need a higher temperature average than signal crayfish or noble crayfish to survive, they might kill off the signals then fail to cope with the winters
>https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/reminder%20platypus/
After all these years of anon reminding people, someone finally kept it in mind that they wanted a platypus.
did you know there is not ONE single platypus in any public zoo in north america? I tweeted this at Donald Trump several times during his administration hoping he would pick up on the issue and bully Australia for one but he never did it.
This is probably precisely why you aren't trusted with platypuses, platypusses, platypi yes let's go the fungi route this is why you can't be trusted with platypies I mean what if they would have had guns someone could have gotten hurt.
Hope that they animal is ok though and that those platystealers get a hard sentence, like shanghai them to Australia or something unless that was the plan all along...
yes let's blur their faces so they don't get caught
>Be me at local park with gf
>Two teens see a turtle chilling in the sun by the lake
>They pick it up and start messing with it like if petting it but really just stressing the lil guy
>More people start to gather around, families with children
>They all look at the turtle with awe and take turns handling it like they've never been outside of their pods
>About to go tell them to put the freaking guy down but they do it on their own
>Turtle quickly jumps into lake to get away
Why are people so retarded with nature? Even if they werent stealing like the news in the OP I frankly despise them.
NPC's didn't grow up camping and enjoying the outdoors
so they something slightly irregular like a turtle at the park or a frog and lose their mind
people have always been like this. it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it.
having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
I know psychopaths that kill stuff just for fun exists, I can't do anything about that. Its ignorance that bothers me. And I'm not empathic towards the turtle, its probably autism like how I wouldn't litter at the park but I see diversity is our strength hires do it everyday.
>it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it. having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
Only if you are a inbred thirdworlder, normal people dont kill random turtles
You’re not normal. You’re a tamed animal socialized on talking animal cartoons and odd religious beliefs.
Normal humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals. Especially aquatic ones.
>humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals
you are of african descent
Literally every single human being on earth is of african descent you dumb snow monkey. The history of man was thus
>Evolve in africa
>leave africa
>evolve some more in asia
>some go back to africa, some stay in asia and some migrate to europe
>ones that go back to africa kill everybody that was a tad too stupid
>leave africa again, interbreed to humans who stayed up north
>go through over 10 centuries of conquest and migrations
>you are here
Throughout all of that, except for the last 200 years and some religious wackjobs in asia, every human culture on earth saw animals as edible objects.
I'll say it again, raise a human without talking animal cartoons or weird hindu-derived religions and their natural response to any animal without forward facing eyes is to kill and eat it.
That's but one of several competing hypotheses and only given prominence for political purposes.
That's not what it says in the Bible. I'd rather place my trust in the Lord than some random porch monkey on a Laotian breadmaking forum.
>this dummy still mindlessly parroting the outdated "out of africa" theory
fake and gay
>Normal humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals
Yup, but killing or bothering animals just for the fun of it is psychopathic and I don't mean it in a go hunting some wild deer kind of way, but in a killing something you aren't gonna eat or take advantage of.
cats, dolphins, killer whales etc do shit like that
this tbh, be glad they didn't punt it, throw it like a frisbee, or smash it with a rock, bc that's normally what they would do.
>all these non Australians crying because they can't see a live platypus kek
*goes down to the zoo and views a live platypus*
I can go on a not too long drive and visit the den of a wild one if I want to.
Imagine paying to see a platypus when you can go on a walk and see them for free
GIVE IT BACK THEIF I'VE SENT THE AFP AFTER YOU
GIVE
IT
BACK
West/south australia bros on suicide watch
lmao it was probably taken by a chinaman and it is eaten already
neither of those people look very chinese
Just let the guy take it who cares. They're not endangered. It's not like he can sell it online, and he only took 1. Maybe he was going to give it a better life free of polluted food and water.
>NOOOO!!! the heckin government owns the native fauna and says you can't take it!!
Stop hogging all the platypuses, gays.
I don't think these people even realized it was illegal to take them because they're not trying to conceal it at all.
>They're not endangered
honestly if they’re not endangered why aren’t they in more zoos? i believe the only platypus zoo exhibit that you can see in the US is in the San Diego Zoo. apparently not a lot is known about them to keep them in captivity very long but surely they’d figure it out eventually. they’re not chinese pandas just hand them the fuck over.
Because historically the Aus gov are tremendous gays about any of their native fauna being exported. I hope that guy went back and took more platys and shipped them to another country so someone there can start breeding them.
We WILL get pet platypuses sooner or later.
this, I hate auscucks and their retarded fish and wildlife delusions
we don't want to promote the illegal trade of our protected species
and we just don't like the rest of the world so fuck you
It's only illegal because your gay representatives say it is.
Hand over the platypuses and neat exotic reptiles, bogan, before china sticks it's boot further up your ass.
sorry but we are a first world nation and care about the welfare of our flora and fauna
and the real reason is because we are cunts
They belong to us and you can’t do anything about it.
>The San Diego Zoo Safari Park is currently the only zoo outside Australia to house platypuses.
I spent a lot of time there as a kid.
I knew the San Diego was one of the best in the world but I didn't know it was that special.
you can't replicate the platypus environment. You can imitate it but it won't ever be enough. Its become way too specialized.
stop being such a platypussy
Aren't platypuses, like, venomous?
What are the chances this cunt got stinged?
hardly venomous to humans
Hardly dangerous* to humans. The venom is excruciatingly painful
you're a big guy
It's only the males
why the fuck would they censor the faces when the people have clearly committed a crime?
ARE YOU HAPPY PUGGLE POSTER?!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
this it's the same with people who think pitbulls are cool eventually people who don't know what they're doing will steal one and everyone gets hurt
Am I tripping or is this a boomer couple? I really want to know what was going on in their heads
they probably wanted to set it free in the sea
aren't those things venomous?
Aren't they venomous?
Only males
Why blur their faces?
act in good faith of the hostage dilema to strike a deal
the faces aren't blurred, you okay bro?
>Picture could be faked or AI generated
>Picture could be of two unrelated dudes carrying a very lifelike replica platypus
>Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught
>Picture could be from a totally unrelated platypus theft from multiple years ago that is already resolved
>Don't blur faces in any of the above cases; innocent people receive extreme social backlash, lose jobs or collage scholarships, get disowned by family, etc.
>Encourages mob justice and vigilantism far beyond a (more) reasonable punishment set by the state
Innocent before proven guilty, fucking morons. You'd think on Wauf people would be less stupid.
>t. Criminal
When time I'd of the essence, you don't play optic games. Aussies are pathetic cucks
The got on the train at Morayfield and got off at Caboolture. Both of these suburbs are filled to the brim with inbreds and criminals. These are absolutely teenage troglodytes hopped up on meth.
>Source: a dream I once had
I didn’t called Obama a “Fucking socialist muslim gay moron”, your computers just glitched in a way that made it look like it, I got a virus on my computer, a monkey with a computer in South East Asia randomly guessed my username and password and made that post.
that's wild, same thing happened to me.
The simplest explanation is often the correct one, and pretty much every scenario you mentioned is absolutely insane.
>Picture could be faked.
It's a video of security cam footage, so it would be almost impossible.
>Could be a lifelike replica platypus
This is really the only one that has some basis in reality, but that scenario is still extremely unlikely, and why the hell did neither of them tell anyone that it was just an animatronic?
>Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught
That assumes multiple sensible things didn't happen such as the suspects not making any phone calls to police, not giving the story about how they saved the platypus to the people that they were showing it off to, and the suspects somehow not making it to wherever they were going before the police made a statement about it. There are multiples layers of insane unlikeliness that could have happened to "explain" this such as neither of them owning a phone DURING THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023 and then not asking anyone for one, both suspects being contradictorily willing to show off the platypus to strangers, but being hush hush about the heroic tale of how they were able to save a platypus from someone stealing it (despite the fact that the saving of a platypus is arguably far more impressive than just having one in your hands), and also that they were somehow delayed on arriving the their destination despite how multiple witnesses were able to talk to police before then. Honestly, this just sounds like something a criminal would tell police upon being arrested for the crime.
>Could have been an old picture
The police released a statement about it and there would be a date on the footage.
It's far better to a get suspect caught rather than focus on these bizarre scenarios.
Why blur their faces?
And why word it like they "took" it?
Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.
The one in black is clearly a grown ass man
nah I see 16 and 17 year olds with bodies like that all the time here in burgerland. maybe that's not a good thing though.
16 and 17 year olds are biologically adult
how the fuck are you supposed to track down who did it if you can't see their faces? maybe a neighbor might recognize them and be able to locate them without ever seeing the animal itself
It's because ausfalia and other similar, commonwealth shitholes value the privacy of the guilty. It makes no fucking sense it actually works to their detriment.
>commonwealth value the privacy of the guilty over the truth
no we don't, like all gay social change in the past twenty years it's from communist journos conforming to Scandinavian ideas. it's unironically a subversion of our cultural values perpetrated by a minority in the press against which we have no meaningful recourse
You should value the privacy of the accused dumbarses. Also it’s not some globohomo importation, it’s ancient fuckig legal principles
average moreton bay resident
>sandals
Of course
What do platypus taste like?
what do platypus even eat?
Benthic freshwater invertebrates and rarely small vertebrates like fish and amphibians. Crayfish and worms are their favorites.
>Crayfish
Can we introduce then in europe to stop the evil american crayfish?
yes and no
yes they will stem the invasive signal crayfish population
no it wont be a great solution
australian male crayfish are an aggressive and solitary territory holding species
they will have a lower population than the signal crayfish in the same waterway area while actively wiping out signal crayfish populations, but they'll also kill every noble crayfish they meet
Yeah, they could wipe the native crayfish too...
Well, I guess I will eat them myself.
I mean the yabby will be easier to wipe out after it's done its job so there's that at least
actually it might be a good solution
common yabbys need a higher temperature average than signal crayfish or noble crayfish to survive, they might kill off the signals then fail to cope with the winters
just eat them yourself, you dumb git
This
Suck some crawdad heads.
Just introduce IKEA and Swedes.
Because they reproduce so fast someone I knew used to "seed" rusty crayfish into lakes so he could come back later and trap them 🙂
introducing an Australian invasive species to Europe in a retarded attempt to control another invasive species would be really funny
Poor thing's gonna die from stress before starvation gets her.
So the thief would die if he doesn't return it?
If there's justice in this world, yes.
Reminds me of this retarded stunt.
>those comments
fucking nuke youtube
It would be extremely platypainful
Why would you steal a platypus? For what purpose?
>For what purpose
tiktok
>he doesn't want to snuggle a puggle
*smuggle a puggle
>steal
the animals outside are free you can just take them
meth
>For what purpose?
a platypurpose, of course
Its all "daily reminder to want a platypus" anon's fault.
maybe they were actually rescuing the animal from a dangerous environment
It's going to die isn't it?
Holy based
probably not much is known about keeping platypus
>https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/reminder%20platypus/
After all these years of anon reminding people, someone finally kept it in mind that they wanted a platypus.
>you know what, I really DO want a platypus
the guy released it into a different river where it may or may not adapt and survive
he's being sentenced next sunday
did you know there is not ONE single platypus in any public zoo in north america? I tweeted this at Donald Trump several times during his administration hoping he would pick up on the issue and bully Australia for one but he never did it.
This is probably precisely why you aren't trusted with platypuses, platypusses, platypi yes let's go the fungi route this is why you can't be trusted with platypies I mean what if they would have had guns someone could have gotten hurt.
Hope that they animal is ok though and that those platystealers get a hard sentence, like shanghai them to Australia or something unless that was the plan all along...
Why did you ever think a coastal elite who lived in an ivory tower in New York would ever care about spending money to ship them to a U.S. zoo?
>did you know there is not ONE single platypus in any public zoo in north america?
That isn't true my local zoo has platypodes