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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes let's blur their faces so they don't get caught

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me at local park with gf
    >Two teens see a turtle chilling in the sun by the lake
    >They pick it up and start messing with it like if petting it but really just stressing the lil guy
    >More people start to gather around, families with children
    >They all look at the turtle with awe and take turns handling it like they've never been outside of their pods
    >About to go tell them to put the freaking guy down but they do it on their own
    >Turtle quickly jumps into lake to get away
    Why are people so moronic with nature? Even if they werent stealing like the news in the OP I frankly despise them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NPC's didn't grow up camping and enjoying the outdoors

      so they something slightly irregular like a turtle at the park or a frog and lose their mind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people have always been like this. it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it.
      having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know psychopaths that kill stuff just for fun exists, I can't do anything about that. Its ignorance that bothers me. And I'm not empathic towards the turtle, its probably autism like how I wouldn't litter at the park but I see diversity is our strength hires do it everyday.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it. having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be
        Only if you are a inbred thirdworlder, normal people dont kill random turtles

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not normal. You’re a tamed animal socialized on talking animal cartoons and odd religious beliefs.

          Normal humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals. Especially aquatic ones.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals
            you are of african descent

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally every single human being on earth is of african descent you dumb snow monkey. The history of man was thus
              >Evolve in africa
              >leave africa
              >evolve some more in asia
              >some go back to africa, some stay in asia and some migrate to europe
              >ones that go back to africa kill everybody that was a tad too stupid
              >leave africa again, interbreed to humans who stayed up north
              >go through over 10 centuries of conquest and migrations
              >you are here
              Throughout all of that, except for the last 200 years and some religious wackjobs in asia, every human culture on earth saw animals as edible objects.

              I'll say it again, raise a human without talking animal cartoons or weird hindu-derived religions and their natural response to any animal without forward facing eyes is to kill and eat it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's but one of several competing hypotheses and only given prominence for political purposes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what it says in the Bible. I'd rather place my trust in the Lord than some random porch monkey on a Laotian breadmaking forum.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this dummy still mindlessly parroting the outdated "out of africa" theory

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                fake and gay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Normal humans are predatory and kill and eat most animals
            Yup, but killing or bothering animals just for the fun of it is psychopathic and I don't mean it in a go hunting some wild deer kind of way, but in a killing something you aren't gonna eat or take advantage of.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              cats, dolphins, killer whales etc do shit like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people have always been like this. it's actually weird that they didn't finish it by smashing it with a rock and eating it.
      having empathy for a turtle is not normal and never will be

      this tbh, be glad they didn't punt it, throw it like a frisbee, or smash it with a rock, bc that's normally what they would do.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these non Australians crying because they can't see a live platypus kek
    *goes down to the zoo and views a live platypus*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can go on a not too long drive and visit the den of a wild one if I want to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine paying to see a platypus when you can go on a walk and see them for free

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIVE IT BACK THEIF I'VE SENT THE AFP AFTER YOU

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIVE
        IT
        BACK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        West/south australia bros on suicide watch

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao it was probably taken by a chinaman and it is eaten already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither of those people look very chinese

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just let the guy take it who cares. They're not endangered. It's not like he can sell it online, and he only took 1. Maybe he was going to give it a better life free of polluted food and water.
    >NOOOO!!! the heckin government owns the native fauna and says you can't take it!!
    Stop hogging all the platypuses, homosexuals.

    I don't think these people even realized it was illegal to take them because they're not trying to conceal it at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're not endangered
      honestly if they’re not endangered why aren’t they in more zoos? i believe the only platypus zoo exhibit that you can see in the US is in the San Diego Zoo. apparently not a lot is known about them to keep them in captivity very long but surely they’d figure it out eventually. they’re not chinese pandas just hand them the frick over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because historically the Aus gov are tremendous homosexuals about any of their native fauna being exported. I hope that guy went back and took more platys and shipped them to another country so someone there can start breeding them.

        We WILL get pet platypuses sooner or later.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this, I hate auscucks and their moronic fish and wildlife delusions

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            we don't want to promote the illegal trade of our protected species

            and we just don't like the rest of the world so frick you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's only illegal because your homosexual representatives say it is.

              Hand over the platypuses and neat exotic reptiles, bogan, before china sticks it's boot further up your ass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but we are a first world nation and care about the welfare of our flora and fauna

                and the real reason is because we are c**ts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Gbi0lZv.gif

          >They're not endangered
          honestly if they’re not endangered why aren’t they in more zoos? i believe the only platypus zoo exhibit that you can see in the US is in the San Diego Zoo. apparently not a lot is known about them to keep them in captivity very long but surely they’d figure it out eventually. they’re not chinese pandas just hand them the frick over.

          They belong to us and you can’t do anything about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because historically the Aus gov are tremendous homosexuals about any of their native fauna being exported. I hope that guy went back and took more platys and shipped them to another country so someone there can start breeding them.

        We WILL get pet platypuses sooner or later.

        >The San Diego Zoo Safari Park is currently the only zoo outside Australia to house platypuses.
        I spent a lot of time there as a kid.
        I knew the San Diego was one of the best in the world but I didn't know it was that special.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't replicate the platypus environment. You can imitate it but it won't ever be enough. Its become way too specialized.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop being such a platypussy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't platypuses, like, venomous?
    What are the chances this c**t got stinged?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hardly venomous to humans

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardly dangerous* to humans. The venom is excruciatingly painful

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a big guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only the males

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would they censor the faces when the people have clearly committed a crime?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE YOU HAPPY PUGGLE POSTER?!
    IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this it's the same with people who think pitbulls are cool eventually people who don't know what they're doing will steal one and everyone gets hurt

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I tripping or is this a boomer couple? I really want to know what was going on in their heads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they probably wanted to set it free in the sea

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't those things venomous?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they venomous?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only males

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why blur their faces?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.

      act in good faith of the hostage dilema to strike a deal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the faces aren't blurred, you okay bro?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.

      [...]
      [...]
      It's because ausfalia and other similar, commonwealth shitholes value the privacy of the guilty. It makes no fricking sense it actually works to their detriment.

      >Picture could be faked or AI generated
      >Picture could be of two unrelated dudes carrying a very lifelike replica platypus
      >Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught
      >Picture could be from a totally unrelated platypus theft from multiple years ago that is already resolved
      >Don't blur faces in any of the above cases; innocent people receive extreme social backlash, lose jobs or collage scholarships, get disowned by family, etc.
      >Encourages mob justice and vigilantism far beyond a (more) reasonable punishment set by the state
      Innocent before proven guilty, fricking morons. You'd think on Wauf people would be less stupid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Criminal
        When time I'd of the essence, you don't play optic games. Aussies are pathetic cucks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The got on the train at Morayfield and got off at Caboolture. Both of these suburbs are filled to the brim with inbreds and criminals. These are absolutely teenage troglodytes hopped up on meth.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Source: a dream I once had

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t called Obama a “Fricking socialist muslim gay Black person”, your computers just glitched in a way that made it look like it, I got a virus on my computer, a monkey with a computer in South East Asia randomly guessed my username and password and made that post.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's wild, same thing happened to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The simplest explanation is often the correct one, and pretty much every scenario you mentioned is absolutely insane.
        >Picture could be faked.
        It's a video of security cam footage, so it would be almost impossible.
        >Could be a lifelike replica platypus
        This is really the only one that has some basis in reality, but that scenario is still extremely unlikely, and why the hell did neither of them tell anyone that it was just an animatronic?
        >Picture could be of two dudes who found the stolen platypus and are trying to find someone to turn it into before the thieves were caught
        That assumes multiple sensible things didn't happen such as the suspects not making any phone calls to police, not giving the story about how they saved the platypus to the people that they were showing it off to, and the suspects somehow not making it to wherever they were going before the police made a statement about it. There are multiples layers of insane unlikeliness that could have happened to "explain" this such as neither of them owning a phone DURING THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023 and then not asking anyone for one, both suspects being contradictorily willing to show off the platypus to strangers, but being hush hush about the heroic tale of how they were able to save a platypus from someone stealing it (despite the fact that the saving of a platypus is arguably far more impressive than just having one in your hands), and also that they were somehow delayed on arriving the their destination despite how multiple witnesses were able to talk to police before then. Honestly, this just sounds like something a criminal would tell police upon being arrested for the crime.
        >Could have been an old picture
        The police released a statement about it and there would be a date on the footage.
        It's far better to a get suspect caught rather than focus on these bizarre scenarios.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why blur their faces?
    And why word it like they "took" it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why blur their faces?

      Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one in black is clearly a grown ass man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah I see 16 and 17 year olds with bodies like that all the time here in burgerland. maybe that's not a good thing though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            16 and 17 year olds are biologically adult

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick are you supposed to track down who did it if you can't see their faces? maybe a neighbor might recognize them and be able to locate them without ever seeing the animal itself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why blur their faces?

      [...]
      Probably underage criminals. In such cases you cant divulge persobally identifiable information iirc.

      It's because ausfalia and other similar, commonwealth shitholes value the privacy of the guilty. It makes no fricking sense it actually works to their detriment.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >commonwealth value the privacy of the guilty over the truth
        no we don't, like all gay social change in the past twenty years it's from communist journos conforming to Scandinavian ideas. it's unironically a subversion of our cultural values perpetrated by a minority in the press against which we have no meaningful recourse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >commonwealth value the privacy of the guilty over the truth
        no we don't, like all gay social change in the past twenty years it's from communist journos conforming to Scandinavian ideas. it's unironically a subversion of our cultural values perpetrated by a minority in the press against which we have no meaningful recourse

        You should value the privacy of the accused dumbarses. Also it’s not some globohomosexual importation, it’s ancient frickig legal principles

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    average moreton bay resident

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sandals
    Of course

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do platypus taste like?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do platypus even eat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benthic freshwater invertebrates and rarely small vertebrates like fish and amphibians. Crayfish and worms are their favorites.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crayfish
        Can we introduce then in europe to stop the evil american crayfish?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and no
          yes they will stem the invasive signal crayfish population
          no it wont be a great solution

          australian male crayfish are an aggressive and solitary territory holding species
          they will have a lower population than the signal crayfish in the same waterway area while actively wiping out signal crayfish populations, but they'll also kill every noble crayfish they meet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they could wipe the native crayfish too...
            Well, I guess I will eat them myself.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean the yabby will be easier to wipe out after it's done its job so there's that at least

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually it might be a good solution
              common yabbys need a higher temperature average than signal crayfish or noble crayfish to survive, they might kill off the signals then fail to cope with the winters

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just eat them yourself, you dumb git

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          just eat them yourself, you dumb git

          Suck some crawdad heads.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just introduce IKEA and Swedes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they reproduce so fast someone I knew used to "seed" rusty crayfish into lakes so he could come back later and trap them 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          introducing an Australian invasive species to Europe in a moronic attempt to control another invasive species would be really funny

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor thing's gonna die from stress before starvation gets her.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the thief would die if he doesn't return it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's justice in this world, yes.
      Reminds me of this moronic stunt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those comments
        fricking nuke youtube

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely platypainful

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you steal a platypus? For what purpose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For what purpose
      tiktok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want to snuggle a puggle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *smuggle a puggle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steal
      the animals outside are free you can just take them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      meth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For what purpose?
      a platypurpose, of course

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its all "daily reminder to want a platypus" anon's fault.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they were actually rescuing the animal from a dangerous environment

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to die isn't it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based

      probably not much is known about keeping platypus

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/reminder%20platypus/
    After all these years of anon reminding people, someone finally kept it in mind that they wanted a platypus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know what, I really DO want a platypus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy released it into a different river where it may or may not adapt and survive
      he's being sentenced next sunday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you know there is not ONE single platypus in any public zoo in north america? I tweeted this at Donald Trump several times during his administration hoping he would pick up on the issue and bully Australia for one but he never did it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably precisely why you aren't trusted with platypuses, platypusses, platypi yes let's go the fungi route this is why you can't be trusted with platypies I mean what if they would have had guns someone could have gotten hurt.

        Hope that they animal is ok though and that those platystealers get a hard sentence, like shanghai them to Australia or something unless that was the plan all along...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you ever think a coastal elite who lived in an ivory tower in New York would ever care about spending money to ship them to a U.S. zoo?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did you know there is not ONE single platypus in any public zoo in north america?
        That isn't true my local zoo has platypodes

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