Give a pet recommendation for me, a 23 y/o single male who lives a tiny apartment who works night shift with no future.

Give a pet recommendation for me, a 23 y/o single male who lives a tiny apartment who works night shift with no future. I'm hoping it will cure my depression and teach me some more responsibility. Thank you

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, start with houseplants if you don't have any. They'll make your home feel nicer and require a little bit of responsibility at least. The only kind of animal I'd get if I were you would be some kind of smaller rodent.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake or other reptile
    Doesn't need much maintenance, cool looking, can be cute.
    The main con is that it will be expensive when getting an enclosure and a reptile but the costs get significantly lower afterwards. My snake costs me like 3 bucks a month.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 rats, degus or guinea pigs, whichever sounds more likeable
    maybe a tortoise

    maintaining a fish tank or a reptile enclosure is a satisfying hobby too if you have an interest

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a veiled chameleon. they're grumpy and asocial too but will put up with you if you bring crickets. hard enough to take care of that you have to try, but not so hard you're dedicating your whole life towards keeping the thing alive.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RATS

    Rats sorted me out in exactly this situation, but that's because I knew I would never let them suffer shit living conditions (which forced me to get out of bed and attend to them). They require 1hr minimum per day of out of the cage interaction, and are incredibly cute, based, & intelligent. The downside is they only live two years average and will break your heart more than you thought a furry little pest ever could when they go. This will remind you that you are human.

    I miss Madam & Amok

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably an invert

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything without a backbone

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leopard gecko

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is labor out of the question? There are lots of high paying low skill jobs if you're willing to work pretty hard. Cable guys make 50k/year starting out in my state and they hire literally anybody, but it's hard and they're not very nice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is labor out of the question?
      Yeah. I don't have the energy to get out of bed. I barely have the energy to eat once a day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to get on SSRIs and a therapist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pay thousands for israelite meds and scammer who just listens to you rant
          Idk

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're actually coping and being treatment resistant, therapists do much more than listen to you rant.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              bs. ive had several and it doesnt fix not having a purpose in life. it doesnt fix living a shit life. the advice i got was completely useless go outside shit. yeah youre supposed to take ssri while you fix your life but they just give you that shit because life is so terrible for you that you might check out. ssri are the ultimate cope and most people dont use them the way its intended. they just keep taking them as a cope to deal with modern life. you think living in some shoe box without a family wage slaving away for low income is easily fixable Black person. if it was no one would fricking live like this. therapy is the biggest meme on the planet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What made everything decent and bearable for me was finding a job where me and my colleagues have genuine kinship. I don't have a "purpose" or whatever, but every day I work, talk and eat with nice people who care about each other.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can’t get out of bed or eat lil pup you’re already brain broken it can’t get much worse

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant bawd eating snake!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to /vp/ Shaun, nobody here understands your tard tirades.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a sighthound or a gay cat.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fibsh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any fishes I can hold/pet?

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