>giraffe head. >zebra stripes. >deer body

>giraffe head
>zebra stripes
>deer body
what the frick was god on making these?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I FRICKING hate this job HnghhHHHHH I should have slept for two weeks before starting this planet- FRICK!
    >okay okay someone write this down *cracks open a beer*
    >*snorts* okay okay so it's a duck *sips*
    >with uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *sips* the body of a beaver (angelic laughter)
    >okay okay but but, it's actually a MAMMAL (angelic laughter increases)
    >and it lays EGGS *sips*
    >also it has DEADLY POISON on its legs

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    the better question is what the frick was god on when he made the giraffe

    >guys, I got it
    >what if I take this deer-elk looking thing
    >and make it into a mini-brontosaurus?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      in fact, if anything both Giraffes and Okapis are kind of shit compared to some of their extinct relatives

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sivatherium

      Sivatherium resembled the modern okapi, but was far larger, and more heavily built, being about 2.2 m (7.2 ft) tall at the shoulder, 3 m (9.8 ft) in total height with a weight up to 400–500 kg (880–1,100 lb). A newer estimate has come up with an estimated body mass of about 1,250 kg (2,760 lb) or 1,360 kg (3,000 lb). This would make Sivatherium one of the largest known ruminants, rivaling the modern giraffe and the largest bovines. This weight estimate is thought to be an underestimate, as it does not take into account the large horns possessed by males of the species.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a species evolving into something, it's just in the middle of it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    O.K. api.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually evolution. It was a fish that evolved millions of years to decide it wanted a giraffe head, zebra stripes, and a deer body.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you that loser who made the creationist b8 thread a week ago that got saged instantly?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are basically the underachiever giraffes.
    The cool ones actually thought
    >the sky is the limit
    and just fricking gave it a go, reaching for the sky and succeeded.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shooting for the sky is stupid when you live in lush forests and all the food is easy to reach

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Lamarck

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lamarck was right.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a less weird giraffe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting to think how Giraffes are so ubiquitous in culture that they're basically perceived as a normal every day animal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did he do it ?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same can be said of all african megafauna

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unfortunate that we learn all that shit as kids and the world runs out of surprises so quickly. IMO giraffes should be hidden from anyone under 18.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unfortunate that we learn all that shit as kids and the world runs out of surprises so quickly. IMO giraffes should be hidden from anyone under 18.

        >be East asia
        >wtf is a giraffe
        >come up with an electric dragon horse based on descriptions

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