Giant squid

>*exists in your oceans*
what do we do about the giant squid "issue"?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are still a mere snak for sperm whales

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    squids are so tasty yet so horrifying

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at work
    >people talking about giant animals
    >claim the giant squid is like 400 meters long or something
    >people say no dude you are dumb how could he be that long
    >well if you take into consideration the tentacles
    >it's still not 400 meters long
    >yes it is
    >spend half an hour defending my claim that it's 400 meters long
    >someone googles the actual size
    >embarrassment ensues

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      four HUNDRED meters? dude, that's like an entire field's size lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking moron. There, is that what you wanted anon? Are you satisfied with your (You)?

        >trust me bro us giant squids arent 400 meters long you got nothing to worry about keep swimming
        nice try squid

        how would something that long even move lmfao

        https://i.imgur.com/bUfQAbU.png

        >recent estimates put the maximum size at around 12–13 m (39–43 ft) for females and 10 m (33 ft) for males
        Ah, classic mistaking inches and meters

        WELL WHY NAME IT GIANT THEN IF IT'S NOT REALLY ALL THAT BIG

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is big.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            For you.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is "big" for you then? Because the longest animal on Earth only grows to a bit over 30 meters long. The tallest tree was only a little under 95 meters tall. Fricking Godzilla is only a bit over a hundred meters tall.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon calm down, he was baneposting.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but let's be real... giant is quite a stretch. They live in the ocean.
          I wouldn't consider 13m tentacles included to be giant worthy. If you call it giant and it lives in the ocean I expect it to be a giant in respect of the other big fishes. The blue whale is longer than the giant squid and it doesn't have to rely on tentacles or other bullshit appendices to be that long. A regular orca is half that size, and I'm talking about actual measurements instead of "recent estimates".

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well they’re giant in relation to other squid, even if 500 kg isn’t giant in comparison to a 200,000 kg whale. A giant hornet is only like a couple inches, but that’s still a big ass hornet

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              dude, it's giant FOR a squid...
              Does the giant beetle needs to be the size of a minibus to be giant?

              >"giant" bugs aren't plane sized
              ANY OTHER LIES, Wauf?????

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude, it's giant FOR a squid...
            Does the giant beetle needs to be the size of a minibus to be giant?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              pic related for reinforcement

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                colossal as actually short but heavier

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                STOP FORGETTING ABOUT HUMBOS

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.deeperblue.com/dancing-with-demons-the-giant-humboldt-squid/
                Impossible

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What would they do to a human?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting the edit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking moron. There, is that what you wanted anon? Are you satisfied with your (You)?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trust me bro us giant squids arent 400 meters long you got nothing to worry about keep swimming
      nice try squid

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would something that long even move lmfao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >recent estimates put the maximum size at around 12–13 m (39–43 ft) for females and 10 m (33 ft) for males
      Ah, classic mistaking inches and meters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      where the frick did you get 400 from

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were a little off, they are in fact 6 gorrillion meters long.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a theory that say we only ever caught/observe it's babies, so you could be right...
      Don't google this information, I can be wrong...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      From the inky depths, 400m arms typed this post. You're not getting me, squid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually 400 miles mind you.
      Shit's scary. That's the distance between my hometown and my college.
      If those squid loved in outer space we'd call them megastructures.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people argued for half an hour before checking the validity of the claim

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heh, having a conversation? just check google and go back to tiktok moron

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only issue is you stopped taking your meds.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are the fat ugly bastard of the ocean

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPERMED

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      His fricking eyes look like they ache

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