Financially speaking, how can I profit from stray dogs?

Financially speaking, how can I profit from stray dogs?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnap and resell to asian restaurants. Your cost is literally zero. Chinks will pay $4 us per pound of pure canine protein. Snatch a few 40 lb dogs and make a quick $200 a day, plus all the sweet and sour "chicken" you can eat. Woof woof friend.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have dreamed with this.

    >design something like pic related but for dogs.
    >Include a bell and a automatic food disposal after number of turns. teach the damm dogs how to get their pellet.
    >Could be useful in some cities where dogs live to store some energy to lift stuff or to heat stuff.
    >Marketize it as enviromental, and animal responsible.
    >contact city hall or municipalities for funds or pitch it in a globohomosexual venture capital scams.
    >alternatively add a tips box "to sustain tthe dog community" or whatever

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >open hot air balloon company
    >send stray dogs in hot air balloons
    >no pilot
    >they land in whatever place
    >you probe their butts
    >one ends up in france eating 5 star spaghetti
    >profit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogfighting ring

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute them

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics/clips online and say you’re starting a shelter and ask for d’nations.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Open a tiktok or instagram about you feeding stray dogs. Go viral. Open a site for donations and also share crypto address. Profit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so much women are already doing this tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So partner with and marry one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not racist, but damn bro you're so israeli

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Open a Chinese food restaurant

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hot dog stand

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sell them to white american women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spot on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad not bad, I take note.
      So you are implying white american women are having sex with dogs?
      I heard about it but never went too far to investigate that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s literally a wolf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, it's trying to seize you doing that.

        If you close your mouth and deny it it might get pissed off and attack you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw women would rather make out with wolf dog then me
      >killing myself tonight !

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