Feral horse plague

Horse slaughter and consumption of horse meat should become legal and commonplace in the US to combat the rising population of destructive, invasive feral horses.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly why the second amendment was created. Horses are an invading threat to American prosperity. A well regulated militia is needed to fight it off.

    Lucky for you, a magazine-fed semi-automatic rifle is the exact thing you need for culling an entire herd in one day and they're still legal. And they make them in horse-friendly calibers like .300 win mag with horse-friendly accessories like suppressors that reduce the gunshot to a still audible, but less startling supersonic crack.
    >sportsmen don't need...
    Population control bitches.

    All these feral horses are so far away from civilization I doubt anyone would notice or care, or catch you shooting them from a vantage point 500m out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You people really do not understand how powerful the horsefucker lobby is. They're the sole reason we have feral horse and burro protection laws in america.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you'd get caught
        invest in NVG for extra lulz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we already did this to stray dogs despite them being a sacred animal to the nordic man. no one will remember or care. horses are only a sacred animal to the asiatic man, and the aging white woman.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nords are wolfaboos not dog people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, aging horse girls are unironically a huge issue to the American ecosystem.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There too many horsefucker lobbyists in america. We'll have to wait to fix things until after america is no more.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    noooo we’ll run out of grass!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why wont anyone think of the bison

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make retard traps that make them trip, their legs are twigs.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horse meat is good, but only *nglo countries see its consumption as bad because they put horses on the same level as household pets.
    Meanwhile most other countries eat horses, however it's becoming less common as people are getting lazier and don't make their own food. Here it's actually easier to find equine meat than rabbit meat, not that the latter is hard to find.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are too smart, social, and display too much personality and willpower. They're not like cannibalistic pigs and pitbulls or most other passive and treacherous herd animals.

      Donkeys are even better and will attack and kill animals they perceive as threatening.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just round up the males, geld them, and send them on their way. Easy peasy.

    And before some brain dead retard says it, yes you can geld wild or otherwise untamed horses.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horse slaughter and consumption of horse meat should become legal
    It already is.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invasive
    Horses evolved on this continent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then went extinct. The ecosystem has evolved long ago to move on from being able to support horses.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only real reason why the US ecosystem can't really support feral equines is that there are currently too few wolves and cougars around in their range. Same reason why it is currently struggling to support whitetails.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modern wolves and cougars are not adapted to hunt horses as prey, especially not domestic horses that are much larger and stronger than their wild ancestors. Direwolves and Saber-toothed cats probably struggled to hunt extinct NA equids, modern wolves and cougars have 0 chance.
          Face it, NA ecosystem cannot support large feral horse populations. They're demolishing the environment and BLM is stretched so thin trying to fix it all the while having horse girls breathing down their neck to take 'good care of the poniess' otherwise they'll make a stern Instagram story.
          Pisses me off.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not actually correct. One of the two North American native horses still exist. It's called the Przewalski's Horse today though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not native to NA, dumbass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither are humans, fuckface.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally what does that have to do with anything

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Irrelevant ecofash retardation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spanish warhorses didn't. Next you'll be telling us poodles are native to Canadian taiga. Retard. Domesticated animals are native nowhere. They are a human creation.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mares should become our wives

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's not. Instead, we should encourage them to eat meat and see how quickly we can evolve a long legged predatory horse species because that would be cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1000lb fast as fuck predator with the endurance to chase all day and the back of your neck right at the correct chomping height

      That wouldn't be cool so much as it would be fucking terrifying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The instinct is there, we could see it in our lifetime

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