Favorite Monkey?

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am my favorite monkey 🙂

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think bonobos are funny, literelly the coomer monkey

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the African American ones more, they grow bigger .. the Africans are annoying as fuck and are retarded, can't event build a bridge or shit

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    orangutan masterrace

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. I'll never achieve ottermode, but I'll definitely achieve pongomode.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that spottemgottem?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both apes, I dont care, but Rangu-Tans and Lanky Bous

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      orange tang

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil dictator one.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a real big fan of golden snub-nosed monkeys. I think they're real great and all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ewoks are real

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bonobos. Anyone got theories as to why theyre so gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are just our second closest relatives, instead of just "rape and murder machine"(chimps) or "deviant sex machine"(bonobos) we are the superior mixture of both

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not answering the question that just explains that humans are gay murdering weirdos cause our evolutionary family is full of gays murdering weirdos. I get that fine.

        My question is WHY are the Bonobos so gay? Is it a social advantage to having 2 male Bonobos fuck to resolve social conflict instead of fight? Why are the female monkeys even gayer? Are they all fake lesbian monkeys scissoring just for male monkey attention?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          because they do not need to be violent bastards like our common ancestors were, they had enough food, we had a moderate amount of food (when we got separated), chimps have not so much food

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So being gay is the natural state of primates given they are free from fighting over resources?

            Does not explain homo sapians gay4pay.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats just one strategy for getting resources

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being gay gives a monkey resources it wouldn't get if not gay? How?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wealthy westerner goes to Thailand
                >Meets and fucks a native ladyboy
                >ladyboy earns in a month what the average Thai male earns in a year

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok put I am talking about bonobo monkeys. Not thai trannies or human prostitution economics.

                Why does a bonobo monkeys group benefit from being so gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just their way of solving conflicts with less violence. Maybe the more dominant sexual partner "wins" in a gay situation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are pretty gay as well, it is just that the current dominant society comes from an anti-gay anti-masturbation religious branch (judaism, christianism and islamism) other cultures in general didn’t had as many issues with gay sex. A man could have a wife and children and still fuck a fuckboy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homosexuality was never normal for the commoners. It was high class men that fucked little underage boys like it has always been. Just like hollywood today.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those underage boys were commoners and gay for pay is still gay. Call it normal or abnormal it still occured across social class. Second oldest social currency after female prostitution is probably gay for pay given monkey behavior.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Recreational homosexuality among commoners was so normal throughout history that the hebrews had to forbid it along with wearing mixed fabrics and eating lobster to make sure they stood out.

          Do you really think a developmental condition caused by poor hormone timing and/or autoimmune responses in the womb is a modern invention?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love these lil fellas. The only monke native to Europe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The species is of particular interest because males play an atypical role in rearing young. Because of uncertain paternity, males are integral to raising all infants. Generally, Barbary macaques of all ages and sexes contribute in alloparental care of young.
      actually pretty interesting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uncertain paternity
        whore monkeys

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok which one of you took George floyd's baby pics?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awwwwoga

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never grow a mustache as fine as this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      very distinguished gentleman

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orangutans are pretty cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an ape.

      apes are so disgusting

      That's a monkey.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's an ape.
        this shit should die out already. apes are (a subclass of) monkeys.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          All ape are monkey

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    apes are so disgusting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're an ape

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      das rayciss

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saint Georgius Floydius

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not having a tail you can use to hang from trees
    The absolute state of old world monkeks

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    George floyd

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mantled Colobus.
      Also, nice future doctor, op.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proboscis Monkey

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the humble northern pig-tailed macaque, of course.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gibbons, capuchins, and macaques

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby George Floyd?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the orangutans have had their knee on our neck for 400 years

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you, bro
    but fr probably like spider monkeys or those little monkeys with the hat

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kate Mara.

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