they are just our second closest relatives, instead of just "rape and murder machine"(chimps) or "deviant sex machine"(bonobos) we are the superior mixture of both
Thats not answering the question that just explains that humans are gay murdering weirdos cause our evolutionary family is full of gays murdering weirdos. I get that fine.
My question is WHY are the Bonobos so gay? Is it a social advantage to having 2 male Bonobos fuck to resolve social conflict instead of fight? Why are the female monkeys even gayer? Are they all fake lesbian monkeys scissoring just for male monkey attention?
because they do not need to be violent bastards like our common ancestors were, they had enough food, we had a moderate amount of food (when we got separated), chimps have not so much food
Humans are pretty gay as well, it is just that the current dominant society comes from an anti-gay anti-masturbation religious branch (judaism, christianism and islamism) other cultures in general didn’t had as many issues with gay sex. A man could have a wife and children and still fuck a fuckboy.
Homosexuality was never normal for the commoners. It was high class men that fucked little underage boys like it has always been. Just like hollywood today.
Those underage boys were commoners and gay for pay is still gay. Call it normal or abnormal it still occured across social class. Second oldest social currency after female prostitution is probably gay for pay given monkey behavior.
Recreational homosexuality among commoners was so normal throughout history that the hebrews had to forbid it along with wearing mixed fabrics and eating lobster to make sure they stood out.
Do you really think a developmental condition caused by poor hormone timing and/or autoimmune responses in the womb is a modern invention?
>The species is of particular interest because males play an atypical role in rearing young. Because of uncertain paternity, males are integral to raising all infants. Generally, Barbary macaques of all ages and sexes contribute in alloparental care of young.
actually pretty interesting
Sneed
I am my favorite monkey 🙂
I think bonobos are funny, literelly the coomer monkey
I like the African American ones more, they grow bigger .. the Africans are annoying as fuck and are retarded, can't event build a bridge or shit
orangutan masterrace
Damn. I'll never achieve ottermode, but I'll definitely achieve pongomode.
Is that spottemgottem?
Both apes, I dont care, but Rangu-Tans and Lanky Bous
orange tang
Evil dictator one.
I'm a real big fan of golden snub-nosed monkeys. I think they're real great and all.
ewoks are real
Bonobos. Anyone got theories as to why theyre so gay?
they are just our second closest relatives, instead of just "rape and murder machine"(chimps) or "deviant sex machine"(bonobos) we are the superior mixture of both
Thats not answering the question that just explains that humans are gay murdering weirdos cause our evolutionary family is full of gays murdering weirdos. I get that fine.
My question is WHY are the Bonobos so gay? Is it a social advantage to having 2 male Bonobos fuck to resolve social conflict instead of fight? Why are the female monkeys even gayer? Are they all fake lesbian monkeys scissoring just for male monkey attention?
because they do not need to be violent bastards like our common ancestors were, they had enough food, we had a moderate amount of food (when we got separated), chimps have not so much food
So being gay is the natural state of primates given they are free from fighting over resources?
Does not explain homo sapians gay4pay.
thats just one strategy for getting resources
Being gay gives a monkey resources it wouldn't get if not gay? How?
>Wealthy westerner goes to Thailand
>Meets and fucks a native ladyboy
>ladyboy earns in a month what the average Thai male earns in a year
Ok put I am talking about bonobo monkeys. Not thai trannies or human prostitution economics.
Why does a bonobo monkeys group benefit from being so gay?
It's just their way of solving conflicts with less violence. Maybe the more dominant sexual partner "wins" in a gay situation.
Humans are pretty gay as well, it is just that the current dominant society comes from an anti-gay anti-masturbation religious branch (judaism, christianism and islamism) other cultures in general didn’t had as many issues with gay sex. A man could have a wife and children and still fuck a fuckboy.
Homosexuality was never normal for the commoners. It was high class men that fucked little underage boys like it has always been. Just like hollywood today.
Those underage boys were commoners and gay for pay is still gay. Call it normal or abnormal it still occured across social class. Second oldest social currency after female prostitution is probably gay for pay given monkey behavior.
Recreational homosexuality among commoners was so normal throughout history that the hebrews had to forbid it along with wearing mixed fabrics and eating lobster to make sure they stood out.
Do you really think a developmental condition caused by poor hormone timing and/or autoimmune responses in the womb is a modern invention?
Love these lil fellas. The only monke native to Europe.
>The species is of particular interest because males play an atypical role in rearing young. Because of uncertain paternity, males are integral to raising all infants. Generally, Barbary macaques of all ages and sexes contribute in alloparental care of young.
actually pretty interesting
>uncertain paternity
whore monkeys
Ok which one of you took George floyd's baby pics?
Awwwwoga
You will never grow a mustache as fine as this.
very distinguished gentleman
Orangutans are pretty cool.
That's an ape.
That's a monkey.
>That's an ape.
this shit should die out already. apes are (a subclass of) monkeys.
All ape are monkey
apes are so disgusting
you're an ape
das rayciss
Saint Georgius Floydius
>not having a tail you can use to hang from trees
The absolute state of old world monkeks
George floyd
Mantled Colobus.
Also, nice future doctor, op.
Proboscis Monkey
the humble northern pig-tailed macaque, of course.
gibbons, capuchins, and macaques
Baby George Floyd?
>the orangutans have had their knee on our neck for 400 years
you, bro
but fr probably like spider monkeys or those little monkeys with the hat
Kate Mara.