>fast runner, can chase prey. >great swimmer. >can climb trees. >can weigh nearly a ton

>fast runner, can chase prey
>great swimmer
>can climb trees
>can weigh nearly a ton
>can hibernate for months
>smart as fuck, can learn tricks

why are bears so OP?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can also go bipedal for a bit but not sure if that's a significant advantage or not

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would only mettr if they had thumbs like we do

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't bears evolve to be digitigrade? They'd be a lot more faster/efficient as predators

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because hunting prey that can run away makes up such a small amount of their diet they never really had to. Most species eat primarily plants and insects for most of the year, and even when more carnivorous species like brown bears hunt they’re usually eating things like baby deer or salmon that don’t exactly run away. Polar bears are the only highly predatory ones and seals don’t exactly run

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't run downhill

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      retard, see

      lol

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bears have the largest and the most convoluted brain relative to their size among all land mammals except humans. Conversely, the brain of a dog is around the size of a tangerine and (while smart) most dogs are not as smart as bears.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off yogi we won’t believe your lies

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 100% sure I can outrun a bear

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        reconsider

        it would be easy to outrun a bear, but not in a forest because you'd trip easily, so unless there's a freak accident at a circus it would not be easy to outrun a bear

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reconsider

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>can hibernate for months
    Achilles heel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the thing that makes them even more OP. if humans could hybernate we could be already be colonizing mars.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If humans could hibernate, there'd be a section of the population that fights the instinct and calls the others lazy for sleeping months at a time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If humans could hibernate, there'd be a section of the population that fights the instinct and calls the others lazy for sleeping months at a time.

        >if humans could hybernate
        that's called being homeless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking called it

          If humans could hibernate, there'd be a section of the population that fights the instinct and calls the others lazy for sleeping months at a time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose it also makes them vulnerable to other big predators, but it’s probably well worth it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I suppose it also makes them vulnerable to other big predators
          like who lol, they're the apex predator of every ecosystem they're in

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other bears and tigers in Russia

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    arent they like definitely the least intelligent mammal predators?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      op is a bear

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see that being possible when bats, moles, and shrews exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can bats be retarded if they have such a sophisticated echolocation system

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sophisticated info-gathering is not intelligence.
          Intelligence is what the being does with the info.
          You can have the best map and still be a really shitty driver.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SIGINT is not INT
            mfw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Civits, cats, red pandas and skunks are all more retarded. They may not be on the level of raccons, seals or dogs. But stupid are they defentivly not

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