>Fart around ocean for literally hundreds of years

>Fart around ocean for literally hundreds of years
>Move so slow its common for parasites to embed themselves in your eyes and make you blind
>Fastest recorded member of your species moved at a remarkable 1.6 mph or 3km per hour
>Be fairly docile
>Somehow do this to seals

I will never not have distrust of Greenland Sharks

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Hundreds of years " to them is just one generation.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >never
    >not
    >distrust
    a triple negative. impressive you middle school dropout

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's only a double negative

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ESL?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can one man be so violently retarded?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oof!

  3. 1 month ago
    97958379

    seal has been peeled

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is he ok?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >whiskers
    >fur
    >two feet like fins
    >shark

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least it didn't take his keys

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think they're called sleeper sharks? They seals sleep floating in the ocean to avoid polar bears.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fart around earth for literally hundreds of years
    >Move so slow its common for crows to eat your eyes and make you blind
    >Fastest recorded member of your species moved at a remarkable 1.6 mph or 3km per hour
    >Be fairly dumb
    >Somehow do this to humans

    I will never not have distrust of zombies

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those circular holes look oddly clean.
    How do they do that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a cookie cutter shark made those.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's maggot work. They only eat the soft tissue. Some seals have really big eyes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a cookie cutter shark made those.

        it was aliems.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No seal has eyes in the butt though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what they want you to believe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This: the elite don't want you to know the third eye is located in your butthole. Pants are an abomination unto god. They call it the place sun doesn't shine because they want to keep your third eye in the dark forever.
            This is why every morning I present my butthole to the rising sun as a sign of worship.
            Join me in the light my chuldren, join the church of nopan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cookie cutter shark.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    food chain

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