>Fart around ocean for literally hundreds of years
>Move so slow its common for parasites to embed themselves in your eyes and make you blind
>Fastest recorded member of your species moved at a remarkable 1.6 mph or 3km per hour
>Be fairly docile
>Somehow do this to seals
I will never not have distrust of Greenland Sharks
"Hundreds of years " to them is just one generation.
>never
>not
>distrust
a triple negative. impressive you middle school dropout
that's only a double negative
ESL?
How can one man be so violently retarded?
oof!
seal has been peeled
is he ok?
>whiskers
>fur
>two feet like fins
>shark
At least it didn't take his keys
Why do you think they're called sleeper sharks? They seals sleep floating in the ocean to avoid polar bears.
>Fart around earth for literally hundreds of years
>Move so slow its common for crows to eat your eyes and make you blind
>Fastest recorded member of your species moved at a remarkable 1.6 mph or 3km per hour
>Be fairly dumb
>Somehow do this to humans
I will never not have distrust of zombies
Those circular holes look oddly clean.
How do they do that?
Looks like a cookie cutter shark made those.
That's maggot work. They only eat the soft tissue. Some seals have really big eyes.
it was aliems.
No seal has eyes in the butt though
That's what they want you to believe.
This: the elite don't want you to know the third eye is located in your butthole. Pants are an abomination unto god. They call it the place sun doesn't shine because they want to keep your third eye in the dark forever.
This is why every morning I present my butthole to the rising sun as a sign of worship.
Join me in the light my chuldren, join the church of nopan.
Cookie cutter shark.
food chain