>eats your insides while you are still alive Posted on September 15, 2022 by Anonymous >eats your insides while you are still alive
Sometimes I unironically think we should kill all predators
The predators are unironically the only ones capable of suffering. Prey species are automatons only capable of running away and fucking as much as they can before other prey shove them over and leave them to be dinner. If they had souls, they would fight back.
They do fight back. That is why predators usually target the old, sick and weak. Predators who weren’t careful enough got stomped, gored or had its jaw broken by a kick. Cows kill more people than sharks.
They do it cuz they have no time to waste. Therrs bigger predators all around waiting to scoop in for the kill
Would that hurt do you think
I would stick my dick inside as long as possible for an happy last moment.
your dick WOULD be inside as they chew it off
they would chew your dick off from the inside
I like their ears.
>fucks your insides while you are still alive
This may all be true, but Wauf has some of the worst, most over-sensitive jannies on the site. They'll delete anything calling them out
And anything mentioning the Chinese apparently. I got a 30 day ban for posting a bear that had been partially eaten by a tiger... in a thread about predator interactions
heh, nothin personnel dingo
Ive seen a jaguar botch a neck kill and start eating anyways. As long as they aren’t kicking they’re as good as dead.
Why are there so many many deleted posts on Wauf? It always seems to be on topic posts with people responding
The third world dog rapist and leto spammer started abusing proxy services, so mods ended up on a hair trigger and now they seem to delete posts at complete random without a full IP wipe, likely due to people on dynamic IPs eventually landing on an IP once used by one of the zoo spammers and setting off some ban evasion alert.
If you ever see the ban log a lot of the bans they hand out to the zooposters are 1-3 days since they're residential proxies, which are actual IPs, usually from dynamic pools, that someone running a proxy node for a service like smartproxy temporarily holds and then discards later to minimize the amount of blocks that smartproxy users encounter. The service was designed for running scalping bots but is also used for Wauf shitposting.
this + any "animal cruelty" ban is often an IP wipe even if it's something stupid like predation footage or a stray dog falling into a volcano
>If you ever see the ban log a lot of the bans they hand out to the zooposters are 1-3 days since they're residential proxies, which are actual IPs, usually from dynamic pools, that someone running a proxy node for a service like smartproxy temporarily holds and then discards later to minimize the amount of blocks that smartproxy users encounter. The service was designed for running scalping bots but is also used for Wauf shitposting.
I'm not remotely tech savvy so this is all Greek to me. But I find this all both fascinating and disturbing...do people really jump through all these hoops just to post about fucking dogs? Talk about misplaced dedication kek.
IP wipes, say or post something you shouldn't in one thread and a mod will click a checkbox on his banhammer and all live posts on the same board for that IP address get wiped.
I'd hate to be a gazelle being chased by these dogs
>Built for long distance running, will chase their prey until it collapses
>They work in relay so when the front dog tires, the one behind it picks up the pace
>Chases often end with the prey jumping into a body of water out of desperation. Will either drown, get eaten by a croc or crawl back to shore where the dogs are waiting
>Don't even go for the neck to make a quick kill, just start ripping out its organs while it's still alive
>80% hunt success rate, if they chase you it's basically already over
heh, dog testicles
i do like wild dogs. they are aesthetically pleasing and fucking dangerous, which i appreciate. as a saffer i think they should feature prominently, if not being the main creature, on our coat of arms.
It's hard to name a large predator that doesn't do this besides humans, and humans are retarded carnivores that treat animal bodies like giant fruit.
>inb4 big cats
No, they absolutely do eat their prey alive, usually ass first, going straight for the intestines full of yummy turds and savory liver, exactly like every other carnivore.
iirc bears don't, they like to have their victims suffer first
Do big cats really?
I’ve seen a gif of a leopard slurping down an intestine while pushing the shit out the other end so maybe not always
>No, they absolutely do eat their prey alive, usually ass first
Depends, they’re so big a lot of their prey has the windpipe crushed or neck brown even if they weren’t really trying to kill it first. They’ll eat their prey alive, but they’re also much more likely to suffocate it first than basically any other big carnivores. If I had to guess it’s because they have shit stamina so can’t afford to let it get away
okay so I found the news clip to see how far off the mark I was their really unflattering render of the mother and apparently it took 5 minutes. No one really had the guts to jump in there.
>Mom chose to stand her son up on the railing, just inches away from falling into a wild dog habitat
Of course it was fucking white woman.
“We ask that you please keep children off the rails of the wild dog habitat. They do like kids, but they’re a bit hard to digest”
If other species young are anything to go by, kids have the best meat
Yeah that clever comment was undermined by this fact. Soft toddler bones would be a welcome treat to those dogs.
Yes but American babies are often quite fatty and full of plastics, the clothes can’t be too good either
she kinda thicc fr doe
the OP is an african wild dog not a hyena
Fuck I guess I am a brainlet, nevermind
>using the short gif
I can't even self depreciate properly, I truly am a retarded brainlet.
>Nothing personnel, kid
that story about the toddler being eaten alive at the zoo haunts me
i had no idea about it until a few months ago
Sounds like skill issue
What was the story?
Toddler fell in animals ripped it apart before anyone could get in there in like less than 40 seconds. Probably spent half an hour trying to chase down something they could burry as "remains" instead of an empty box. I didn't read the story just like what else could possibly happen?
A dumb mother held her toddle boy up over the wild dog pit to "get a better view."
She lost her grip and fell like 15 down, bounced off a net for item, and then like 10 dogs ate him to nothing but bone in about 2 minutes in front of horrified onlookers.
Mother tried to sue the zoo. WOMAN MOMENT.
Was she black?
I've read the most insane attack stories, I have no clue where to source them, that was years ago, but the shit stayed with me.
> Hyena walks into tourist camp, into tent where someone is sleeping, eats their *head* because your cranium is like a fucking apple to them, leaves.
> Dude comes across a bunch of hyenas in the wild, run back to his car, starts it, the hyenas bite out the tires then the fucking door itself and eats the dude inside his car.
> that story holy fuck.
maybe dont drop your toddler in an animal enclosure next time
Don’t tell me what to do
>Places child on enclosure bars so he can get a better look, WITHOUT even bracing him with your hands for safety
>He falls into enclosure of a predator that has a crazy high kill rate in the wild & is promptly killed
>Proceeds to attempt to sue the zoo
I’m sorry the kid died but holy shit, what a brain dead sequence of events
natural selection at work
The mom did it on purpose so she could get a post natal abortion and get paid huge $ for it.
sad that i will never be eaten alive by an african wild dog
hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, but are neither
Astoundingly brainlet post
Spotted hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, despite their dog-like appearance. Their closest relatives are actually mongooses and civets. Another fun fact is that I fucked your mother last night and will be doing so again tonight
what the other anon said
That’s not a hyena
But that is a african wild dog/african painted dog (Lycaon pictus)
Based savage animal without remorse and a jaw that can chew right through bone
Lmao why is the wild dog so scrawny? What a cuck. Chadbulls win again.