>eats your insides while you are still alive

>eats your insides while you are still alive

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I unironically think we should kill all predators

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The predators are unironically the only ones capable of suffering. Prey species are automatons only capable of running away and fricking as much as they can before other prey shove them over and leave them to be dinner. If they had souls, they would fight back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They do fight back. That is why predators usually target the old, sick and weak. Predators who weren’t careful enough got stomped, gored or had its jaw broken by a kick. Cows kill more people than sharks.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They do it cuz they have no time to waste. Therrs bigger predators all around waiting to scoop in for the kill

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would that hurt do you think

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would stick my dick inside as long as possible for an happy last moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your dick WOULD be inside as they chew it off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they would chew your dick off from the inside

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like their ears.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks your insides while you are still alive

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This may all be true, but Wauf has some of the worst, most over-sensitive jannies on the site. They'll delete anything calling them out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And anything mentioning the Chinese apparently. I got a 30 day ban for posting a bear that had been partially eaten by a tiger... in a thread about predator interactions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh, nothin personnel dingo

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ive seen a jaguar botch a neck kill and start eating anyways. As long as they aren’t kicking they’re as good as dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many many deleted posts on Wauf? It always seems to be on topic posts with people responding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The third world dog rapist and leto spammer started abusing proxy services, so mods ended up on a hair trigger and now they seem to delete posts at complete random without a full IP wipe, likely due to people on dynamic IPs eventually landing on an IP once used by one of the zoo spammers and setting off some ban evasion alert.

        If you ever see the ban log a lot of the bans they hand out to the zooposters are 1-3 days since they're residential proxies, which are actual IPs, usually from dynamic pools, that someone running a proxy node for a service like smartproxy temporarily holds and then discards later to minimize the amount of blocks that smartproxy users encounter. The service was designed for running scalping bots but is also used for Wauf shitposting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this + any "animal cruelty" ban is often an IP wipe even if it's something stupid like predation footage or a stray dog falling into a volcano

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If you ever see the ban log a lot of the bans they hand out to the zooposters are 1-3 days since they're residential proxies, which are actual IPs, usually from dynamic pools, that someone running a proxy node for a service like smartproxy temporarily holds and then discards later to minimize the amount of blocks that smartproxy users encounter. The service was designed for running scalping bots but is also used for Wauf shitposting.
          I'm not remotely tech savvy so this is all Greek to me. But I find this all both fascinating and disturbing...do people really jump through all these hoops just to post about fricking dogs? Talk about misplaced dedication kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IP wipes, say or post something you shouldn't in one thread and a mod will click a checkbox on his banhammer and all live posts on the same board for that IP address get wiped.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hate to be a gazelle being chased by these dogs
    >Built for long distance running, will chase their prey until it collapses
    >They work in relay so when the front dog tires, the one behind it picks up the pace
    >Chases often end with the prey jumping into a body of water out of desperation. Will either drown, get eaten by a croc or crawl back to shore where the dogs are waiting
    >Don't even go for the neck to make a quick kill, just start ripping out its organs while it's still alive
    >80% hunt success rate, if they chase you it's basically already over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh, dog testicles

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i do like wild dogs. they are aesthetically pleasing and fricking dangerous, which i appreciate. as a saffer i think they should feature prominently, if not being the main creature, on our coat of arms.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to name a large predator that doesn't do this besides humans, and humans are moronic carnivores that treat animal bodies like giant fruit.
    >inb4 big cats
    No, they absolutely do eat their prey alive, usually ass first, going straight for the intestines full of yummy turds and savory liver, exactly like every other carnivore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      iirc bears don't, they like to have their victims suffer first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yummy turds
      Do big cats really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve seen a gif of a leopard slurping down an intestine while pushing the shit out the other end so maybe not always

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No, they absolutely do eat their prey alive, usually ass first
      Depends, they’re so big a lot of their prey has the windpipe crushed or neck brown even if they weren’t really trying to kill it first. They’ll eat their prey alive, but they’re also much more likely to suffocate it first than basically any other big carnivores. If I had to guess it’s because they have shit stamina so can’t afford to let it get away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >neck brown
        Neck broken*

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    okay so I found the news clip to see how far off the mark I was their really unflattering render of the mother and apparently it took 5 minutes. No one really had the guts to jump in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mom chose to stand her son up on the railing, just inches away from falling into a wild dog habitat

      Of course it was fricking white woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      “We ask that you please keep children off the rails of the wild dog habitat. They do like kids, but they’re a bit hard to digest”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If other species young are anything to go by, kids have the best meat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that clever comment was undermined by this fact. Soft toddler bones would be a welcome treat to those dogs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that clever comment was undermined by this fact. Soft toddler bones would be a welcome treat to those dogs.

          Yes but American babies are often quite fatty and full of plastics, the clothes can’t be too good either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she kinda thicc fr doe

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the OP is an african wild dog not a hyena

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I guess I am a brainlet, nevermind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using the short gif

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't even self depreciate properly, I truly am a moronic brainlet.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing personnel, kid

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that story about the toddler being eaten alive at the zoo haunts me
    i had no idea about it until a few months ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like skill issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the story?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Toddler fell in animals ripped it apart before anyone could get in there in like less than 40 seconds. Probably spent half an hour trying to chase down something they could burry as "remains" instead of an empty box. I didn't read the story just like what else could possibly happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A dumb mother held her toddle boy up over the wild dog pit to "get a better view."
        She lost her grip and fell like 15 down, bounced off a net for item, and then like 10 dogs ate him to nothing but bone in about 2 minutes in front of horrified onlookers.
        Mother tried to sue the zoo. WOMAN MOMENT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was she black?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've read the most insane attack stories, I have no clue where to source them, that was years ago, but the shit stayed with me.
      > Hyena walks into tourist camp, into tent where someone is sleeping, eats their *head* because your cranium is like a fricking apple to them, leaves.
      > Dude comes across a bunch of hyenas in the wild, run back to his car, starts it, the hyenas bite out the tires then the fricking door itself and eats the dude inside his car.
      > that story holy frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the story?

      Toddler fell in animals ripped it apart before anyone could get in there in like less than 40 seconds. Probably spent half an hour trying to chase down something they could burry as "remains" instead of an empty box. I didn't read the story just like what else could possibly happen?

      maybe dont drop your toddler in an animal enclosure next time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t tell me what to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Places child on enclosure bars so he can get a better look, WITHOUT even bracing him with your hands for safety
      >He falls into enclosure of a predator that has a crazy high kill rate in the wild & is promptly killed
      >Proceeds to attempt to sue the zoo
      I’m sorry the kid died but holy shit, what a brain dead sequence of events

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the story?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8H_JhCaTss

      natural selection at work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mom did it on purpose so she could get a post natal abortion and get paid huge $ for it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sad that i will never be eaten alive by an african wild dog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, but are neither

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Astoundingly brainlet post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spotted hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, despite their dog-like appearance. Their closest relatives are actually mongooses and civets. Another fun fact is that I fricked your mother last night and will be doing so again tonight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, despite their dog-like appearance. Their closest relatives are actually mongooses and civets. Another fun fact is that I fricked your mother last night and will be doing so again tonight

        what the other anon said
        moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, despite their dog-like appearance. Their closest relatives are actually mongooses and civets. Another fun fact is that I fricked your mother last night and will be doing so again tonight

        That’s not a hyena

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But that is a african wild dog/african painted dog (Lycaon pictus)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based savage animal without remorse and a jaw that can chew right through bone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao why is the wild dog so scrawny? What a cuck. Chadbulls win again.

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