>eats mostly fish. >Is scared of water

>eats mostly fish
>Is scared of water
How do wild cats do it?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Domesticated cats are dumb and mentally ill. Wild cats are not. We did this to make them more social.

    Housecat hunt success rate = 30%
    Wildcat hunt success rate = 80%

    Basically we took a ruthless, unthinking bloodshed seeking missile with perfected instincts and knives for hands and turned it into a discount dog.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do big cats like water?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure that tiger is enjoying that water? He looks pissed as fuck to me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He looks pissed as fuck to me
        Pibbles is smiling. 🙂

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    House cat's don't like water because their fur is covered in oils that give them a water resistant coat and getting dunked in water strips that off.
    That being said there are cats like the turkish van and a few other breeds known to really like water.
    I figure it is a lot like you or me. Going swimming or getting in a shower is a whole lot different than randomly being blasted by a hose, or pushed in a pool when you weren't expecting it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >water resistant coat and getting dunked in water strips that off.
      not really water resistant then, is it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the difference between water resistant and water proof and then there's water proof and water proof to 20 meters you can split hairs about it and play garden gnomewy word games but the meanings are pretty well established.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >their fur is covered in oils
      Cat fur isn't oily at all. It is fluffy and quite water absorbent and doesn't dry easily.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some cat breeds like Maine Coon actually have a water-repellent fur

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eats mostly fish
    >no thumbs for a can opener
    i don't even think they could eat tuna from a pull tab without a humans help. How did they make it in the wild?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buys groceries from the store
      >can't even grow food in dirt
      Do Americans really?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eats mostly fish
    >because I saw it in a cartoon so that's how it must be!
    do americans really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean my cat eats mostly fish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your cat is not a wild cat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean my cat eats mostly fish
        How many fish has it bought home?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No even kidding, my cat brings home mice and birds all the time. Never brought home a fish. I even live near a river.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because why would you bother with agile fish when you can catch fat, old or sick mice/birds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are the americans here in the room with us now?

      Cats always go nuts over fish, what are you on about? Whenever i've given them any they end up licking the dish/can clean. One time i had to stop them from trying to eat the disposable aluminium pan some fish was cooked in just because it smelled of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean my cat eats mostly fish

      You pedantic butthole. Dogs don't have a reputation as fish eaters, yet they're much less afraid of water.

      https://i.imgur.com/ojx1neR.jpg

      >eats mostly fish
      >Is scared of water
      How do wild cats do it?

      There's one wild cat species (pic related) that loves hunting for fish. It could be that they all have some fishing ancestor.

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