>"Dude, dogs have cleaner mouths than humans do!". >meanwhile dogs do pic related constantly

>"Dude, dogs have cleaner mouths than humans do!"
>meanwhile dogs do pic related constantly
Do people actually believe this pop-science nonsense?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >humans scrub every last inch of their body
    >they still stink like moldy cheese and onions
    >call them out on it and they ramble about indians
    how do they do it?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Indians have a very distinct and unique stench?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They eat so many spices it changes their own smell.
      Also, feces

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans do that with other humans

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    male humans smell like shit almost instantly even if we scrub our skin raw and pressure wash our buttholes. like actual shit. women don’t smell half as bad but still pretty bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pajeet bro...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let the dalit cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think that rotten garbae smell that comes from a man’s armpit isn’t awful I have the same news I deliver to people who think pussy stinks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's why showers exist
          wash your foreskin brudda
          and your armpits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think that rotten garbae smell that comes from a man’s armpit isn’t awful I have the same news I deliver to people who think pussy stinks.

      in bonland we got taught in primary school to wash
      our mitts, our pits & our bits
      you should try it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only idiots.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    normally i'd b***h at redditjaks but when you're right you're right
    now make a new meme newbie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lick their… belly? Properly functioninng mouths are self cleaning and dogs have stronger saliva.

    A husky shouldn’t have many pathogens up there but a floppy faced drooler probably does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They lick their anus dude. I don't care, that's NOT cleaner than a human's mouth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your mouth is deformed as frick from eating soft sugary junk food your whole life and dirty for the same reason. If you weren't an unhealthy mouth breather then your mouth would be cleaner. It's not a compliment for dogs, it's an insult to your oral hygiene. Your mouth is so fricked it has more bacteria in it than an animal that eats other animals (including their guts) and licks its own butthole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My mouth smells better than a dog's. So yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it really doesn't

            You're just blind to the stench

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then how come cute girls have even better smelling mouths? Checkmate dog owner

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because you are sexually attracted to them and your brain is wired to ignore how awful they smell and focus on the chemical signals that your immune system is compatible. People generally like the smell of things they want to frick and dislike the smell of everything else (sorry, anyone who thinks dudes dont smell like shit 3 hours after bathing)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i would sniff the smell that comes from a husky female after she licked her anus

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dude you totally destroyed your own strawman, even though nobody asked

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least is their own, unlike OP

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    people do say what op said though
    however nobody, and i mean NOBODY says this or looks like this

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i do the same with them and haven't died yet.

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