>drowns in your alcohol

>drowns in your alcohol

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should be drinking straight vodka, fruity boy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they're funny retards. I let them build new hives in my house every year and then remove them in the winter and keep them because they're cool.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're addicts. Tweakers. Alcohol is a dopaminergic stimulant. If you made a solution of amphetamine, sugar and water entire hives would migrate just to drown.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So that's why I keep getting wasps in my trailer trash pit-traps.
      Thanks anon!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who's worked on an orchard late in the season knows that bees and wasps love getting drunk on rotten fruit. The older the fruit is, the more they love it.
    Just like humans, they'll drink until they vomit and then go back to drinking. Repeat this until about a third of them are dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >loves getting drunk
      >aggressive for no reason
      literally the humans of the insect world, OUR GUYS!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Humans. Not a specific race of humans, no siree. Can't have that word said on one of the most Redditite blue boards. ALL humans love getting intoxicated and being aggressive for no reason. Not just morons. Nope. Socioeconomic factors

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most morons barely could craft alcohol retard. Alcoholic drinks are a sophisticated process.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah white people definitely dont get shitfaced and aggressive EVER. we're too heckin ARYAN and TRAD WHOLESOME!!!

            honestly man you gotta have a nice day posthaste

            Utterly seething Redditors

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >leave some fruits to rot in a jar
            wooooo so complex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah white people definitely dont get shitfaced and aggressive EVER. we're too heckin ARYAN and TRAD WHOLESOME!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          honestly man you gotta have a nice day posthaste

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When I think "belligerent drunk" my mind immediately conjures up the image of a fat pink br*tisher

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd heard about bees puking but I didn't know wasps could do that, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow, theyre just like us

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not if I drown in it first.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hornets can have a little beer

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stay mellow and wear white, they'll be your bros then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why white?
      What colours do wasps NOT like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just black. No one knows why. They just can't relax though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Black bears and badgers are bees and wasps biggest predator. They'll rip into the hive and eat the larva or honey.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasps are not valid

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't cry for bee, I'm already dead

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must be tough being a yellowjacket

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these things are so retarded
    >cover tree trunk with glue to protect it from ants
    >5 wasps land on it within a few minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Insects love solvent, I spray all my stuff indoors now because these retards will not stop flying straight into the paint spray or worse landing on still wet surfaces

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are just like me!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get buzzed out of existence
    at least it's a humane way to go i guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They get drunk off oil too for fun, they're a special type of whackos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Canola or vegetable?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oil, as in fossil oil, can't remember if they do It after It's refined or not

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It sounds made up. I haven't found anything corroborating this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I vividly remember It in a documentary about insects on arte, but I can't remember the title or which one

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