>don't atack humans

>don't atack humans
Why?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're picky morons and would rather starve to death than eat anything that's not the exact same brand of mcpingus they were raised on.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ORCARS ARE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
    DO NOT ENGAGE WITH ORCA POSTERS

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video of an orca squeezing a penguin until it burst out of its skin

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe our skinny limbs look bony and unappetizing

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >don't atack humans
    >Why?
    One possibility: they eat humans all the time but don't leave any evidence.
    Another possibility: humans are not something they want to eat. Too bony, not fatty enough. Humans don't have gigantic livers like the great white sharks they hunt and kill and tear the livers out of.
    Humans don't have giant tongues like the giant tongues they rip out of the mouths of whales.
    I mean, would you be eating crickets when you could be eating great big lobsters instead?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Killer Whale" is a mistranslation from when an explorer asked his guide what the natives called them.
    The proper translation is "Whale Killer".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thread has now entered peak midwit if it wasn't there already.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Orcas were given the name 'killer whale' by ancient sailors' observations of groups of orcas hunting and preying on larger whale species. They called orcas asesina ballenas, or 'whale killer'
        Us.whales.org

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they were called "whale killers" by Basque fishermen and when that was translated into English it became "killer whales."

          I'm not saying that your trivia fact is wrong, you idiot.
          Only the implied "gotcha" aspect of it insinuating that
          >A. killer whale isn't a perfectly apt name
          >B. "killer whale" and "whale killer" aren't for all intents and purposes the same thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Let's try this again.
            >killer bee
            >bee killer
            Now tell me those mean the same thing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If this bee killer is itself a form of bee, then yeah it basically is.
              A killer whale aka whale killer is a whale that kills other whales.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they were called "whale killers" by Basque fishermen and when that was translated into English it became "killer whales."

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Because they're smart enough not to leave survivors who can report an 'Orca Attack'.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're just smart enought to know it's not worth it

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because these are the rules neworcagay

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Or so you think. They're attacking boats in Portugal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They still never maimed nor physically harm people even those who had to escape the boats in life vest and a dinky life raft that’s even EASIER to sink.

      Also it’s an isolated incident of a single family of pods in Portugal who basically goes full GET OFF MY LAWN on any boats they see on their feeding grounds. Basically they told any boats to frick off their feeding grounds.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK israeli SEAWORLD Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      found the lib who fell for blackfish propaganda that now only cares about captive cetaceans and not the wild populations

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dont worry you'll get them all released by 2040 when all sharks are extinct due to no one caring because "muh precious dolphins" and the japs and chinese will have started hunting them for orca fin soup and cut them up alive i have faith in you anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't like Black folk raping your women?
            >But don't you know that Mudslimes are also raping your women?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i stated a fact you stated yours
              nothing changes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only real solution is to incarcerate everyone that exploits the natural world, throw them all in a walled off living area. Restrict hunting wild animals and make strict no-hunt zones with harsh penalties for violations.

                I'm surprised no one has ever cared about the natural world enough to do this. I'd vote for such a person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SeaWorld does more for wildlife than the average troony or redditor ever fricking will

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is quite possibly the lowest bar I have ever seen set on boards.Wauf.org

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i mean you trannies already set the bar so low by hyperfocusing on attacking seaworld instead of marineland canada where actual abuse was occuring, but nah you wanted to focus on seaworld because "muh anti-capitalism agenda" that matters to you more than the animals actually do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2MlV66O.png

      >

      >Look up Sea World executives
      >None of them are israeli
      Take your meds, you're having a schizo moment.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TicklyCum did nothing wrong.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How else would they get that un-stretched trainer cooch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the same way I do?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get captured

    Put in tank fed tons of Premium fish by hot 10/10 Female trainers.

    Get to play every day In live shows normies think what you do naturally anyway is amazing and clap.

    Kill the occasional ugly old trainer

    One day get tossed back into the plastic and red tide polluted Sea by shit libs

    Only a matter of time before they start eating commies off the coast of California kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking imbecile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't freed orcas usually die in a matter of months because their fricked up teeth make them dependent on antibiotics?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That and they’ve become too dependent on Humans AND the chance of local family/pods accepting them is incredibly low because Matriarchs rarely adopts adult strangers into their pods.

        The BEST way of releasing an Orca to the wild is unfortunately to have them to be still nearby people to depend on while hoping any passing family would finally adopt them.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're swimming in the ocean and 6 tons of muscle rams you so hard he went airborne

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OUTTA MY WAY DOLPHIN FRICKING SHITS

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most animals won't frick with us

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Orcas only eat the tastiest most nutritious part of their prey like shark livers or whale tongues

    What part of humans would they eat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Glutes and abdomen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic answer, genitals, scalp, face, ass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do his fins look so big? Did he had a growing problem in the tank?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ass makes sense because it's fatty but I don't understand why the other parts? Why would they eat a face?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would they eat a face?
          Spite, they want to make absolutely sure first responders are as horrified as possible and that the funeral is guaranteed to be closed casket

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was real cetacean shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would they eat a face?
          because its also oily and fatty, just protected by the skull

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      breasts, ass and pussy

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    an orca ate my babby!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a joke, but i just cant help but be reminded of the fact that the woman actually did lose her baby. The way how they found it is so weird.
      Some random british guy fell of a cliff near an area near some dingo lairs, and while investigators were searching for his body, they found the clothes of Azaria near the dingo lair.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain#:~:text=As%20police%20searched%20the%20area,and%20the%20case%20was%20reopened.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dingo lair
        Frick, I can't imagine what pain that kid went through. Frick dingos, and frick the kid's parents

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Take a toddler on a safari
      Deserved.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a nice individual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry, who the frick should I blame, the wild animal who lived its entire life in it's own hunting grounds not asking to be thrown toddlers at it, or the libshit who decided to throw her toddler at them?
          Toddlers die falling in anything's pen. If you bring your toddler to a zoo or a farm make sure you always hold them. Binging them where wild animals roam free is literally asking for it to die. Bet she intentionality did it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Who said you had to blame anyone, you vindictive nitwit? It may have been stupid of her but that doesn't mean its not fricking tragic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How is taking a baby on a safari “libshit” lol
            Goddammit why are zoomers so stupid

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Bet she intentionality did it.
            Btw her father was there too. Why do people only ever talk about/blame the mom?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry but do you know what toddler means? That is a baby

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people lost at sea are actually orca kidnappings
    Wouldn't we find evidence of this already due to radio communication that orcas don't understand?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >to radio communication that orcas don't understand?
      >land-dwelling bony snacks actually believe this

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They do attack humans, but they have the intelligence to do so without humans finding out later. They know that if they leave witnesses, they'll tell the other humans and start a war. And they seem to have some idea that humans are racist and don't believe crazy people of different colors. "Supposedly" they ate a few migrants off the boats they knocked over but no one witnessed biting or blood, they simply disappeared underwater, presumed drowned. If any of the african migrants saw an orca eat someone they'd be written off as going insane from the stress. Those crazy tribals!

    100% of orca attacks are recorded as mere disappearances.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What part of your deranged anus did you pull this factoid from?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Orca

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Superb bait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they simply disappeared underwater, presumed drowned
      That's how they kill humans in captivity, drowning.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tilikum is the exception but he's not in the wrong to be honest.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There have been a few recorded attacks on people and ships by wild orcas. My theory is that humans aren't particularly valuable prey for them to pursue. And on those rare occasions that they decide to hunt people in water? Well, if a killer whale decides that it wants to eat you and you can't get out of the water quickly enough, you probably won't live to tell the tale.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My theory is that humans aren't particularly valuable prey for them to pursue
      Since they're mostly seal hunters, if you put a bunch of, say, 600lbs people to float in open waters, would orcas consider that meal or is human fat not appealing to them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are zero recorded fatalities from Orcas in the wild.
      Those "attacks" could have been an Orca attempting to help humans because they know we're not suppose to be in the water.
      On a side note....
      Tilikum is an Orca that was captured from the wild and spent his life at Sea World.
      He was used for breeding and is the sire for 75% of all captive born Orcas.
      He's also responsible for 60% (3 out of 5) of all known deaths directly from an Orca.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He's also responsible for 60% (3 out of 5) of all known deaths directly from an Orca.
        And he did nothing wrong

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They know what's good for them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr durr
      Orca attacks are quite rare but rest assured that when they DO want you dead, and you're alone on their turf in open water, there's not much you can do about it.

      They do attack humans, but they have the intelligence to do so without humans finding out later. They know that if they leave witnesses, they'll tell the other humans and start a war. And they seem to have some idea that humans are racist and don't believe crazy people of different colors. "Supposedly" they ate a few migrants off the boats they knocked over but no one witnessed biting or blood, they simply disappeared underwater, presumed drowned. If any of the african migrants saw an orca eat someone they'd be written off as going insane from the stress. Those crazy tribals!

      100% of orca attacks are recorded as mere disappearances.

      has it right. A lot of people that get lost at sea and written off as "disappearances" or drownings probably did have an encounter with an orca, or shark, or god knows what else.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        except for all the recordings of people, alone out at sea, who not only encounter orcas - but other animals will run to the humans for safety because they understand that the orcas won't risk even harming the humans.
        So far the most aggressive actions which have actually been substantiated with evidence, are orcas tipping sailboats in a particular region of the world.
        asserting that they surely kill humans when no one is looking or recording is bordering on unfalsifiable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >except for all the recordings of people, alone out at sea, who not only encounter orcas
          Well gee anon, it's almost like I specifically said that orca attacks are very rare and running into one is not a guarantee of it killing you.
          > but other animals will run to the humans for safety
          There's nothing inherently special about this. Prey animals both in water and on land will often try to hide behind a larger creature when a predator is around, be it an elephant, or a whale, etc. And in this case it's probably a human's BOAT in the water, not a free swimming human itself. The things orcas hunt are often much bigger than us, so what good would that do?
          >be-bcause they understand the power of our intellect and weapons and have a proper reverence for us!!
          Lol get fricked, /k/ autist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue waves weren't substantiated with evidence for centuries, nor were random acts of altruism from dolphins. Intentional malice/kindness are two sides of the same coin coming from intelligent species.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

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