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So what's the latest dolphin copypasta shitpost that is fake today lads?
Haven't heard a new one since the pussy jelly bit. I think I was even late to the party on it by several years.
Kids these days just don't know how to make shit up about dolphin sex.
Wait, this thread is about s*x with d*lphins!? I thought we were all interested in anatomy... oh no!
took me a minute to realize this thread was sexual. fuck you guys
Life is inherently sexual. Billions of years of banging is how animals were made and continue to be made. Stop being afraid of basic life processes. They should be celebrated.
bro i'm just mad that i'm now aware of the slit. fuck. you. guys.
is this loss
why not both?
You have been enlightened to the true nature of the world. Look away and wallow in darkness at your own peril
It still beats noticing the nuts of a dog
but that's the best part
Why can't there just be normal animal threads
This is normal, Anon.
What, you think only Wauf nerds know about dolphins? Remember that time you went to SeaWorld?
BOTH of your parents were thinking about fucking the dolphins the entire time. And one of them did.
>And one of them did.
My dad definitely would.
Seaworld san diego charges $70 for 10 minutes with a dolphin. It's a guided tour. They specifically point out the genitals. If by chance they show you a female, the trainer will put their finger on the nipples and say "look, this is how you can tell it's a female".
what if i cant last 10 whole minutes
Half of the time the trainer will be yacking and the other half you'll have your hands on a dolphin. You'll even be posed for a picture.
when will I muster the courage to beat ecco the dolphin?
Do dolphins ever go berserk in captivity like orcas do or are they more okay with it?
a preface for this post incase my lawyer sees it: this pic was posted for scientific purposes
i like my dolphins a bit bigger
I don't, but I respect orca lovers. Enjoy a nice view.
Dolphin enjoyers, report!
Dolphin enjoyers, report!
Wtf why do these actually look good?
Welcome to the club of people who can truly recognize beauty regardless of species.
it's like they are doing it on purpose
No it's not like they can hide it, but the people taking the pictures are doing it on purpose for sure
It's the dolphins, they want hot steamy cross species sex
Dolphins absolutely do show themselves off on purpose. Their reputation as highly promiscuous is well earned. A couple of the pics itt are sneak shots during shows though, yes.
Bottlenoses take to captivity better than orcas it seems, but there's also the point that orcas have way less relative space in captivity. Even in their larger enclosures, they're so much bigger than botties the difference is still stark.
There have been suicides of Bottlenoses in very small tanks. So I think it's mostly down to that.
it's gaping pretty wide
is every dolphin thread also a dolphin fucker thread?
yes, just like every husky or collie thread
should be a bannable offense here
I just hide them all
Bird threads too, and herp threads occasionally.
Face it, this board may not be for you if you can't handle people enjoying nature to the fullest.
Yes but the same can be said for every general on this board
>ywn be a dolphin trainer
it's not fair
those are all male you know...
You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing.
if you look closely, you will notice that all of them have nipple slits
None of the dolphins itt which have visible slits are male.
I've been on Wauf for a decade and only actyally saw dolphin porn once. And I can go on with my life with seeing that again.
Same shit with people putting it in alligators and women getting fucked by horses. Seeing that shit once was more than enough for me.
They like to show off
time to le
what does DOLPHIN PUSSY feel like?
Very muscular and snug with three inner sphincters. Reportedly they're strong enough to nearly lock shut and push anything out, which is why males have that distinct thin tapered shape, to try and wedge inside even if she's not interested.
it's strong enough to grip and hold onto things
Will future dolphins discover pussy-based tool use?
Playful, alluring creatures. We're lucky to have them, even at a distance with our differences in environment.
useless rubbery shits
my therapist said it'd be best if i refrained from dolphin threads from now on
Don't listen to them. If you want to have sex with one, it's totally okay.
Think of the one zoo keeper from K-Chat and his former boyfriend Bobo.
What is k-chat?
Pff, I played a lot of VC and never heard that.
Poor Bobo, the victim of a cursed, prudish society.
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