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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the latest dolphin copypasta shitpost that is fake today lads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't heard a new one since the pussy jelly bit. I think I was even late to the party on it by several years.
      Kids these days just don't know how to make shit up about dolphin sex.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this thread is about s*x with d*lphins!? I thought we were all interested in anatomy... oh no!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    took me a minute to realize this thread was sexual. frick you guys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Life is inherently sexual. Billions of years of banging is how animals were made and continue to be made. Stop being afraid of basic life processes. They should be celebrated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        animal rapist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Village idiot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bro i'm just mad that i'm now aware of the slit. frick. you. guys.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          choose wisely...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            is this loss

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why not both?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have been enlightened to the true nature of the world. Look away and wallow in darkness at your own peril

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It still beats noticing the nuts of a dog

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but that's the best part

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't there just be normal animal threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is normal, Anon.
      What, you think only Wauf nerds know about dolphins? Remember that time you went to SeaWorld?
      BOTH of your parents were thinking about fricking the dolphins the entire time. And one of them did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >And one of them did.
        My dad definitely would.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seaworld san diego charges $70 for 10 minutes with a dolphin. It's a guided tour. They specifically point out the genitals. If by chance they show you a female, the trainer will put their finger on the nipples and say "look, this is how you can tell it's a female".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what if i cant last 10 whole minutes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Half of the time the trainer will be yacking and the other half you'll have your hands on a dolphin. You'll even be posed for a picture.
            P4GAY

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when will I muster the courage to beat ecco the dolphin?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do dolphins ever go berserk in captivity like orcas do or are they more okay with it?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a preface for this post incase my lawyer sees it: this pic was posted for scientific purposes

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like my dolphins a bit bigger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, but I respect orca lovers. Enjoy a nice view.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Q8Nn2iw.jpg

        Dolphin enjoyers, report!

        Wtf why do these actually look good?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome to the club of people who can truly recognize beauty regardless of species.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that slit
        it's like they are doing it on purpose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not like they can hide it, but the people taking the pictures are doing it on purpose for sure

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the dolphins, they want hot steamy cross species sex

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dolphins absolutely do show themselves off on purpose. Their reputation as highly promiscuous is well earned. A couple of the pics itt are sneak shots during shows though, yes.

            Do dolphins ever go berserk in captivity like orcas do or are they more okay with it?

            Bottlenoses take to captivity better than orcas it seems, but there's also the point that orcas have way less relative space in captivity. Even in their larger enclosures, they're so much bigger than botties the difference is still stark.
            There have been suicides of Bottlenoses in very small tanks. So I think it's mostly down to that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's gaping pretty wide

            >captcha: ASSPTT

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is every dolphin thread also a dolphin fricker thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, just like every husky or collie thread
      should be a bannable offense here
      I just hide them all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bird threads too, and herp threads occasionally.
        Face it, this board may not be for you if you can't handle people enjoying nature to the fullest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but the same can be said for every general on this board

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dolphin enjoyers, report!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be a dolphin trainer
      it's not fair

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those are all male you know...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you look closely, you will notice that all of them have nipple slits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None of the dolphins itt which have visible slits are male.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on Wauf for a decade and only actyally saw dolphin porn once. And I can go on with my life with seeing that again.
    Same shit with people putting it in alligators and women getting fricked by horses. Seeing that shit once was more than enough for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normie

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They like to show off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        time to le

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what does DOLPHIN PUSSY feel like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very muscular and snug with three inner sphincters. Reportedly they're strong enough to nearly lock shut and push anything out, which is why males have that distinct thin tapered shape, to try and wedge inside even if she's not interested.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's strong enough to grip and hold onto things

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Will future dolphins discover pussy-based tool use?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playful, alluring creatures. We're lucky to have them, even at a distance with our differences in environment.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    useless rubbery shits

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my therapist said it'd be best if i refrained from dolphin threads from now on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to them. If you want to have sex with one, it's totally okay.
      Think of the one zoo keeper from K-Chat and his former boyfriend Bobo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is k-chat?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=FMK-9lee2bs

          41:15

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pff, I played a lot of VC and never heard that.
            Poor Bobo, the victim of a cursed, prudish society.

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