>dog sees giant hairless ape with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species

>dog sees giant hairless ape with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species
>"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon interspecies cooperation has developed a lot of times. Wolf & raven are also pals in survival.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Animals don't think, they simply followed the food smell and some natural selection occurred prior to domestication

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >giant hairless ape sees dog with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species
    >"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
    ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incomprehensible powers
      such as eating its own poop?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >giant hairless ape gives you food
    >damn this guy is cool
    >wait we hunt the same animals
    >let's stick together brah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit he has pointy sticks and can kill things way easier than me, all I have to do is tell him where they're going cause his nose sucks
      >man this rocks, I should tell my friends about this guy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wolf sees hairless monkey eating
    >hairless monkey gives it food AND shelter, for free
    >wow I wonder what pack should I join, the one with the starvating retards or the one where all I have to do is act cute sometimes

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You have not out grown your cringe teen phase OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have not out grown your cringe teen phase OP.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its not weird at all.
    Animals classify others as threat or prey or "friendly" (a.k.a not particularly disposed to fuck you up right now). They don't see predators as predators if themselves aren't prey to them. Dogs and their ancestors are essentially stomachs on legs, so they'd naturally be attracted to our camps and fires.
    When you see a picture of a cat scratching a sheep's back its not that different. Or hear a story of a dog who had a bird as a best friend.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
    This never happened though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it did. they self-domesticated. even wild wolves are friendly enough. they actually did it multiple times because we share the same food sources (meat) and habitat (aryan lands) while being psychologically and aesthetically compatible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >self-domesticated
        The rewritten Disney version of the story. We kidnapped wolves. It's that simple, why would you deny it? Do you feel bad about something that happened thousands of years ago?
        Domestication is not some wholesome thing where humans and animals come together happily. We call ourselves their masters for a reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you not being a massive cocksucking liying gay
          The rewritten Disney version of the story. You are a gay. It's that simple, why would you deny it? Do you feel bad about something that happened 13 of years ago?
          gayization is not some wholesome thing where your uncle and you come together happily. He calls himself your master for a reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did something happen between you and one of your uncles, anon?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"that guy has food"
    All you need

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blind mole rat doesn't see
    ?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Plant sees massive fusion reactor emitting ionizing broad spectrum radiation capable of burning things millions of miles away, wielding incomprehensible power
    >Mmmhhhh that looks tasty
    ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a myth and plants dies from nuclear radiation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats because nuclear radiation isnt made of the same stuff as electromagnetic radiation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s talking about the sun which emits a spectrum of wavelengths

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is domestication?

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