>dog sees giant hairless ape with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species

>dog sees giant hairless ape with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species
>"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon interspecies cooperation has developed a lot of times. Wolf & raven are also pals in survival.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Animals don't think, they simply followed the food smell and some natural selection occurred prior to domestication

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >giant hairless ape sees dog with incomprehensible powers and motives lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species
    >"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >incomprehensible powers
      such as eating its own poop?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >giant hairless ape gives you food
    >damn this guy is cool
    >wait we hunt the same animals
    >let's stick together brah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit he has pointy sticks and can kill things way easier than me, all I have to do is tell him where they're going cause his nose sucks
      >man this rocks, I should tell my friends about this guy

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wolf sees hairless monkey eating
    >hairless monkey gives it food AND shelter, for free
    >wow I wonder what pack should I join, the one with the starvating morons or the one where all I have to do is act cute sometimes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You have not out grown your cringe teen phase OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have not out grown your cringe teen phase OP.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its not weird at all.
    Animals classify others as threat or prey or "friendly" (a.k.a not particularly disposed to frick you up right now). They don't see predators as predators if themselves aren't prey to them. Dogs and their ancestors are essentially stomachs on legs, so they'd naturally be attracted to our camps and fires.
    When you see a picture of a cat scratching a sheep's back its not that different. Or hear a story of a dog who had a bird as a best friend.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>"yep! that guy seems cool we should form a pack together!"
    This never happened though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it did. they self-domesticated. even wild wolves are friendly enough. they actually did it multiple times because we share the same food sources (meat) and habitat (aryan lands) while being psychologically and aesthetically compatible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >self-domesticated
        The rewritten Disney version of the story. We kidnapped wolves. It's that simple, why would you deny it? Do you feel bad about something that happened thousands of years ago?
        Domestication is not some wholesome thing where humans and animals come together happily. We call ourselves their masters for a reason.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you not being a massive wienersucking liying homosexual
          The rewritten Disney version of the story. You are a homosexual. It's that simple, why would you deny it? Do you feel bad about something that happened 13 of years ago?
          homosexualization is not some wholesome thing where your uncle and you come together happily. He calls himself your master for a reason.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Did something happen between you and one of your uncles, anon?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lacking even a passing resemblance to him or his species

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"that guy has food"
    All you need

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blind mole rat doesn't see
    ?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Plant sees massive fusion reactor emitting ionizing broad spectrum radiation capable of burning things millions of miles away, wielding incomprehensible power
    >Mmmhhhh that looks tasty
    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a myth and plants dies from nuclear radiation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats because nuclear radiation isnt made of the same stuff as electromagnetic radiation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He’s talking about the sun which emits a spectrum of wavelengths

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is domestication?

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