Dog hygiene

How do dog owners deal with hygiene? As far as I know, dogs don't groom themselves like cats. Is their ass always covered in shit and piss? If so, how can you let them sit in your bed/sofa etc? How do you clean them? Do they ever shit/piss in the house due to not being able to use a litter tray? Does their fur always stink? How do you deal with this?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So clean

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an Aussie, she gets dirty feet from mud on the ground and occasionally goes for a swim in swampy water. Generally a gentle rinse with the sprayer head in the bath tub is all she needs to not track dirt on my floor, but occasionally she gets smelly, especially in late summer when the swamp is smelliest, and if she’s smelly, I’ll use a gentle in scented shampoo and a horse mane conditioner to get rid of the smell and restore her coat oils so her skin doesn’t over-compensate.
    Apart when antibiotic treatment for a cut and infected toe pad gave her an upset digestive system, she’s never had issues with feces sticking to her fur.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do dog owners deal with hygiene?
    I just take mine to a groomer once a month
    >Is their ass always covered in shit and piss?
    no because they're not cats, dogs usually shit out solid dry logs and they piss on the ground/tree away from their body
    all you described is stuff cats do, not dogs

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog has sensitive skin so I have to bathe at least once a week regardless of if she's stinking or not. She's a chihuahua though, so a thorough bath of 3 scrubs and rinses is only like 10 minutes tops.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs don't have buttcheeks so their poop falls off quite neatly. Sometimes I've wiped my dog's ass with paper after coming back from the walks if she's had runny poops, but that's maybe once every two weeks. Dogs do lick from where they pee.

    Unless the owner is an incompetent negligent dipshit or the dog has some kind of serious trauma issues, dogs can be housebroken, after which they only pee and poo outside the house.

    My dog doesn't stink, I wash her in the shower maybe once every two months in winter. In the summer she swims in a lake almost every day, that might also help. She did smell a bit when I just got her due to stress and nervousness from a new environment, she also had crazy dandruff for a couple of days then. But when she's calm she doesn't smell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >runny poops every two weeks
      What the hell are you feeding that animal? Dog shit should always be a log that breaks apart into sections and turns white. Every day. If it changes they're sick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a super delicate stomach and basically gets diarrhea if I change the kibble to a different brand. It's mostly solid though so eh, I assume the occasional sligth runniness is due to some leftovers my parents fed her or a new training treat or something

        I've never heard of dog poo turning white.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats and dogs both lick their ass/dick. Cats don't actually clean themselves. It's only ritually clean by mudslime standards.
    No, their fur does not stink except for certain breeds that retarded europeans bred to have oily, rancid coats because they thought they knew what a canine needed to live outside better than evolution did.
    And no, they shit and piss outside my house, because anything that shits and pisses inside my house anywhere but the toilet needs to die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats don't actually clean themselves.
      Yes they do you absolute retard. OP is asking a question and you somehow make up bullshit to try and turn this into a cat hate thread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eat stinky goyslop and mouse guts full of mouse poop
        >lick asshole
        >lick piss off dick
        >lick the top millimeter of fur with that same mouth
        >I AM CLEAN!
        And did you know golden retrievers bathe their owners so they are the cleanest people on earth?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of negative things to say about cats but you third world retards always resort to actual incorrect bullshit.
          A cat's tongue is bristled like a brush and is specifically designed to be able to reach down to its skin. Their saliva contains antibacterial and antimicrobial properties that, yes, gets them clean. Dogs and many other animals also have this feature to their saliva, cats just have the brush tongue and are generally more fastidious than other animals. The difference in a cat that cleans itself and one that doesn't is palpable, which you'd know if you'd ever been around a cat.
          I realize Brazil hasn't evolved past junglemorondry, favelas, and bestiality specifically because of people like you, but please, we invented the internet for your ilk to be able to grow past learning entirely through retarded hearsay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon. Their saliva contains a heavy dose of bacteria THAT GIVES YOU FULL BODY NECROSIS IF IT GETS IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM. Dogs and many other animals also have this feature. They are immune to it. We are not. Thankfully, most people are not masochistic enough to let a cat sit there and continuously lick their wounds, but people have done this with dogs, and lost limbs for it.

            The "bristles" on their tongue initially evolved to lick meat off bones. They are less than a milimeter in length and can not reach the skin. Cats are licking themselves with a mouth that has scraped an anus and dick clean, eaten guts and garbage, and coating themselves in a short lived film of deadly bacteria. The more you know. I have owned 3 cats in my life and the ones that went outdoors frequently could be tossed in the bathtub if you felt like turning the water slightly grey or brown. The "grooming" feature of the cat is designed to break up their scent trail by changing their accumulated scent signature so predators have a harder time eating them but all cats have a characteristic animal odor and outdoor cats have an odor reminiscent of household dust, AKA very fine, very old dirt.

            They are not clean. Absolutely no animals are clean. Man alone has the sense to go into water once daily and scrub every last trace of filth away without doing anything as disgusting as replacing it with spit. They are only ritually clean by mudslime standards, because those christ denying heretics consider splashing water on your face enough of a bath for their moon demon.

            The cleanest of dogs has an animal odor that shifts with their mood. Their body largely has the stale dust odor from going outside so often, their feet smell like cornchips or bread, and the odor around their face shifts between something semi-floral/woody and earwaxy/the bad kind of yeasty depending on how stressed they are. The cleanest of cats has a light musk to most of their body and a urine-like scent to their face and paws.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              AAll animal saliva gives you "blOdAy" necrosis if it gets into your bloodstream.

              case in point: you are a retarded britbong

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >essay
                lololol not reading that

                >catfag is borderline illiterate
                imagine my shock

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >essay
                lololol not reading that

                [...]
                >catfag is borderline illiterate
                imagine my shock

                samefag

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >essay
              lololol not reading that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat stinky goyslop and mouse guts full of mouse poop
      >lick asshole
      >lick piss off dick
      >lick the top millimeter of fur with that same mouth
      >I AM CLEAN!
      And did you know golden retrievers bathe their owners so they are the cleanest people on earth?

      holy fucking seethe

      Anon. Their saliva contains a heavy dose of bacteria THAT GIVES YOU FULL BODY NECROSIS IF IT GETS IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM. Dogs and many other animals also have this feature. They are immune to it. We are not. Thankfully, most people are not masochistic enough to let a cat sit there and continuously lick their wounds, but people have done this with dogs, and lost limbs for it.

      The "bristles" on their tongue initially evolved to lick meat off bones. They are less than a milimeter in length and can not reach the skin. Cats are licking themselves with a mouth that has scraped an anus and dick clean, eaten guts and garbage, and coating themselves in a short lived film of deadly bacteria. The more you know. I have owned 3 cats in my life and the ones that went outdoors frequently could be tossed in the bathtub if you felt like turning the water slightly grey or brown. The "grooming" feature of the cat is designed to break up their scent trail by changing their accumulated scent signature so predators have a harder time eating them but all cats have a characteristic animal odor and outdoor cats have an odor reminiscent of household dust, AKA very fine, very old dirt.

      They are not clean. Absolutely no animals are clean. Man alone has the sense to go into water once daily and scrub every last trace of filth away without doing anything as disgusting as replacing it with spit. They are only ritually clean by mudslime standards, because those christ denying heretics consider splashing water on your face enough of a bath for their moon demon.

      The cleanest of dogs has an animal odor that shifts with their mood. Their body largely has the stale dust odor from going outside so often, their feet smell like cornchips or bread, and the odor around their face shifts between something semi-floral/woody and earwaxy/the bad kind of yeasty depending on how stressed they are. The cleanest of cats has a light musk to most of their body and a urine-like scent to their face and paws.

      yeah, not reading that
      why do dogfags always write novels when something makes them seethe?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogfags on Wauf are more intelligent so they can justify their beliefs. catfags are less intelligent so they just repeat what other people have said. when intelligent people encounter people they don't believe are intelligent, they tend to explain things very thoroughly.

        interestingly everything he said was equally critical of each animal and was designed to take catfags inflated egos down a notch rather than saying dogs are better.
        >catcunt: cats rule, dogs drool!
        >dogchad: they're just animals you insufferable prick you fucking pathetic beta you ridiculous virgin fuck you
        fits with their animals doesn't it? the cat is stupid and just meows incessantly. the dog has a lengthy argument that ultimately says "fuck off retard".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          : cats rule, dogs drool!
          : they're just animals you insufferable prick you fucking pathetic beta you ridiculous virgin fuck you
          >fits with their animals doesn't it? the cat is stupid and just meows incessantly. the dog has a lengthy argument that ultimately says "fuck off retard".

          Either you're a newfag or being disingenuous. Literally every argument regarding this subject on here is always started by dogfags. Constantly barking and drooling like the retards they are. Reddit tourists ruined this site and you're one of them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its incredible how retarded you maggots get to be
            >ugh le reddit, remember the good old times? I dont but i read it on that page that i hate so much UGH

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