Doesnt calling them anteaters kinda limit their potential?

Doesn’t calling them “anteaters” kinda limit their potential?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair theyre the GIANT anteaters, and thus deserve to hold the title of anteater over all other myrmecophagest fauna. Sloth bear frickers need not reply, come back when you stop cheating by cramming those nasty ass supplementary veggies and fruits down your craw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >giant anteater
      >the ants they eat are actually quite small
      lol who was in charge of naming these guys, what a blunder

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    electrical cabinet destroyer

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ribcage peelers didn’t have the same ring to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They certainly can if you get too close. There’s been a few maulings

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brazilian poachers' dogs like to frick with them, and when the poacher tries to disentangle the dog, the anteater will turn on them and tear open their ribcage. They also do this to panthers, it's basically the same strategy sloth bears use against tigers.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not very nice of you, God.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Something has to keep the balance

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lion.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont see them eating deers, do you?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can he smile?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    apparently the russian used them to hunt wolves
    sounds kinda sketchy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How fast even are they? I can't imagine them chasing wolves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Always take care when walking alone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, anon. I got the joke.

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