Do you believe that the Dinosaurs really got wiped out by asteroids?

Do you believe that the Dinosaurs really got wiped out by asteroids?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was CIA actually, why do you think we keep getting those bird flu epidemics all the time?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they got wiped out by hemorrhoids?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe steroids killed the dinosaurs
    I fricking knew the t. rex wasnt natty

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are warm blooded vertebrates and therefore mammals, you moronic homosexuals.
    Since dinosaurs were warm blooded vertebrates, too, they were also clearly mammals.
    I swear you degenerate brainlets wouldn't recognise science if it raped your already loose buttholes.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yes I do.

    Jesus fricking christ haven’t you seen the opening from ARMAGEDDON? Charles Heston was quite clear that a piece of rock just six miles wide did that.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I believe that 9/11 was caused by airliners.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few degenerated species survive deep underground in air filled caverns in the Pacific Ocean. Magma provides light and warmth to them and they feed on crabs and dive to get fish.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was one asteroid large enough to break the earth's crust and transfer enough energy into the plates that they're still moving 65 million years later.
    So, ya.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and transfer enough energy into the plates that they're still moving 65 million years later.
      >continental drift is because of the dinosaurs
      you sóyntists really are something else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >continental drift is because of the dinosaurs
        What kind of a moronic take is this?

        Earth had one massive landmass.
        Gets hit by space rock.
        Splits apart and pushes fragments away from eachother.

        Organisms living on earth had no effect on space rock.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't what happened at all, they were already moving before the asteroid hit.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the israelites

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. There are some eating from a feeder in my backyard right now.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone who says anything i don't like about dinosaurs is muh paleoschizo boogeyman

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, I ate them all

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are dinosaurs paleoschizo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. There are some eating from a feeder in my backyard right now.

      Birds aren't dinosaurs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds are dinosaurs and they are reptiles.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          By definition reptiles are cold blooded.
          Birds are not.
          Therefore birds are not dinosaurs.

          All mammals (excpet platypus and echidna) have 7 neck bones.
          Giraffes have 7 neck bones.
          Blue whales have 7 neck bones.
          Mice have 7 neck bones.
          Humans have 7 neck bones.
          Because we have a common ancestor.
          That do3snt mean humans are mice.
          Just because birds MIGHT have evolved from dinosaurs does not mean they ARE dinosaurs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just because birds MIGHT have evolved from dinosaurs does not mean they ARE dinosaurs.
            cope and seethe

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Birds are dinosaurs and reptiles.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's more like saying humans aren't Mammals, not that they're mice. Of course humans are mammals and dinosaurs are reptiles.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here's your (You)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are dinosaurs, but dinosaurs are not birds, just as whales are mammals but mammals are not whales.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds evolved from dinosaurs but once they transitioned to warmbloodedness they stopped being dinosaurs. If birds are dinosaurs then you're a coelacanth.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mammals evolved from synapsids but once they transitioned to warmbloodedness they stopped being synapsids. If birds are dinosaurs then you're a synapsid

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Synapsid is a higher rank than dinosaur. That's like saying once fish crawled onto land they stopped being vertebrates.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              there are no ranks anymore

              birds are dinosaurs, mammals are synapsids, all of them are vertebrates, and bony fishes, and chordates....

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet we don't hear you insist on calling humans fish, do we? All cladists are hypocrites and don't actually believe what you claim to believe anymore than we believe your bullshit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since both Human mammals and reptile/dinosaurs birds are tetrapods, you could classify them as fish. If I'm already classified as being an animal and a tetrapod, I would Unironically be ok also being classified as a fish.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dinosaurs are cold blooded now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You made me go on a Google trip to prove you wrong, but youre a fricking moron, both dinosaurs are birds and mammals are whales. You mean "not all", that's what you're missing in your post.

        By the way, birds started evolving in the Jurassic and by the cretaceous they were already fully radiated across the planet. Your comparison sucks shit because dinosaurs have been birds more than they have been dinosaurs, whales never did, and most likely never will, outnumber the other mammals.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mammals are whales
          Lol no. Whales are mammals, though.

          >continental drift is because of the dinosaurs
          Lol no. Not even because of the asteroid. The effects of the asteroid impact killed off the non-avian dinosaurs (ie, non-bird dinosaurs).
          The planet itself didn't even fricking notice.
          Plate tectonics carried on just as before.
          The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs made about as much impact on the planet itself as you would make throwing a pebble into a volcano.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Plate tectonics carried on just as before.
            There was no plate tectonics.
            Pangea was a single landmass.
            Earth was stable.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because dinosaurs have been birds more than they have been dinosaurs
          You might be moronic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If a fricking pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur then neither is a pigeon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both are archosaurs though. Birds/dinosaurs are archosaurs, pterosaurs are archosaurs, and both are reptiles. I don't see a problem here.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pterosaurs aren't archosaurs and pigeons aren't dinosaurs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, now you're just trolling.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please name for me which archosaur pterosaurs descend from.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but... what do you think archosaurs were? What do you think pterosaurs decended from if not archosaurs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                All Archosaurs descend from a single family of reptiles: the Proterosuchids. Crocodilians (and all other "Pseudo"suchians (I hate that word)) and dinosaurs clearly descend from Proterosuchids, but the ancestry of Pterosaurs is still a near complete mystery and they lack features diagnostic for the Archosaurs such as a mandibular fenestra or a subnarial gap. Even their teeth are totally different.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                As for where Pterosaurs DO come from, I'm partial to the theory that they're descended from Tanystropheids or something similar.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                As for where Pterosaurs DO come from, I'm partial to the theory that they're descended from Tanystropheids or something similar.

                Thought the prevailing theory is that they are lagerpetids.
                At any rate, are not Proterosuchids, Tanystropheids and lagerpetids considered Archosaurs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's David Peters' theory. I don't agree with that. I do agree with him that most of Pterosaur theory is currently wrong and they're not Archosaurs though.

                >At any rate, are not Proterosuchids, Tanystropheids and lagerpetids considered Archosaurs?
                No. Cladists create all kinds of stupid categories and subcategories based on one species falling outside the group and they need to cut that shit out. But Archosaurs only include Proterosuchids and all their descendants. ArchosaurOMORPHS include more species.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh excuse me, you said Lagerpetids. I was thinking Lepidosaurs. No, Lagerpetids are closely related to Pterosaurs apparently but nobody really knows how that group fits in with other reptiles.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For clarification, by "that group" I mean Pterosaurs + Lagerpetids.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosauramorph archosaurs.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol no, saw one of those little homies a few days ago
    he was cute

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