do elephants get boogers in their trunks?

do elephants get boogers in their trunks? it sounds unhygienic for them to grab water in their trunk to pour in their mouths to drink

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are constantly swallowing your own mucus and boogers

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    science explained it a long time ago.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I'm pretty confident I could take an Elephant in a fist fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their trunks are pure muscle, they could beat your entire body in an arm wrestle using their trunk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right but in a fight it would also be a test of dexterity and speed. I know I could dodge it's trunk and punch it to death.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit, their trunks are incredibly dextrous, and they could also just step on you. You aren't going to punch a building sized animal to death.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The size of the animal is irrelevant maybe even a detriment at very large sizes. What matters is the strength of its bones you only need to hit the same spot a few times and then the bones will collapse into the lungs and it will die while you simply stand back

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mucus Isn't really bad for you. You swallow mucus every day.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why did the tiny elephants disappear, while the ones we have now survived?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was that made out of something to look like a candy cane or did they give it a giant block of sugar? That can't be healthy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a giant fricking elephant anon i think a block of sugar wouldn't be too bad for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this really the biggest land mammal? this one probably isnt fully grown but still, it would be cool if we had something like a hundred times larger (though i know gravity probably wouldnt allow it, that b***h)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest land mammals were these guys topping out at 5 meters or 16 feet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          feels pretty cool that we wiped these frickers out without metallurgy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Once we had fire there was nothing any of those suckers could do tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >find 2 bones
          >draw the whole animal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well the pic is misleading. The Indricotherium is actually known from a lot of different bones, unfortunately most of them are found in Pakistan and it's impossible to properly excavate and compare the remains, for obvious reasons. There are several teeth, pieces of skull and other stuff that gives a rough idea of what it may have looked like. Dunno about the elephant, but leg bones are a good indicator of how big something was.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why, are Pakis getting uppity?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC, they alternate between destroying fossils because they think they're satanic, and selling them to the chinese to be ground up and made into magic(tm) viagra, and they also tend to kill westerners and especially scientists who come poking around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mammals do not have the right bone structure to grow super large outside of water. Dinosaurs got as large as they did because their bones are full of holes and thus very light.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your ass is full of holes, shut up homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon there have been plenty of megafauna.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine standing next to pic related in life. Shit would be a different order of magnitude from any animal we ever encountered on earth. Literally the size of a building or a bridge or something. Imagine being lifted up by it to the top of a 6 story building like it's nothing for the creature. Imagine cleaning the animal with a fire hose like you'd clean a dog with a garden hose. It'd be literally like being alongside a baleen whale but it's on land.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine how big its shits were

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean aren't blue whales bigger?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a herbivore a hard sugar stick
      >'phants with tooth problems regularly die from the needed anesthesia to perform the dental treatments

      why are women always like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BIG CRONCH!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same energy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why’s bro got a chain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love chains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hes a smart elephant

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unhygienic
    >Has never had a snotty nose while out somewhere you don't have access to tissues or water to clean up and was forced to either swallow snot or let it run down your face like a 4 year old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know how to do a snot rocket

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Has never given themselves an ear infection from launching snot rockets too hard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've always called that a farmer's handkerchief.

        >Has never given themselves an ear infection from launching snot rockets too hard

        Did your snot rocket bounce off a wall and ricochet into your ear?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chömp :DDDD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How big are those fricking pumpkins?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are normal sized pumpkins, it's an optical illusion the elephant is actually very small.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no way the one on the right isn't absolutely massive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how they are collapsing under their own weight. Those are huge pumpkins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think there was a county fair and they took the biggest pumpkin winners and just donated them to a local zoo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is samwise gamgee as hell

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love them so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love watching baby elephants. They have so little dexterity and almost no control of their trunks yet.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no miniature elephant breeds that can be kept as pets
    it's not fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn keep this as a pet
      It hurts so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they look like they can frick you up pretty bad
        i wonder how fast they were

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wolves and dingos can frick you up pretty good as well and we bred those into some great companions just imagine what we could with a small elephant as framework it would be amazing, diet is the only worry in all honesty

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elephants are already given jobs like they are living forklifts, so they would be good companions. An elephant would be much better than a dog at bringing you a beer.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              we ironically have to make them stupider though their a bit too smart for your average joe if we wanna go that route however ive always thought that there should be some sort of license to obtain for you to own pets especially certain kind of pets so if that could be implemented we could have smart lovely little elephant fellas.

              and regarding the tusk issue breeding that out should be piss easy as their already doing it themself right now not at their own volition of course but you know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn keep this as a pet
        That would be like keeping a wild boar on steroids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just make sure it’s a female

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine, just be careful when they're in musth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They disappeared recently too. Can't they be cloned?
        We should revive them, not just mammoths

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the female is just about the right height

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        elephants are my favorite animal and i always wanted a dog sized one
        it's not fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you had an elephant (even if mini) it would drain your money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard enough keeping a pig, an pig that can pick up items as a pet sounds like a nightmare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why?
        Elephants are intelligent and curious, they would be neat.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it sounds unhygienic
    Where do you think your post nasal drip goes?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not boogers but if they get a legitimate sinus infection they do have a lot of mucus.

    T. Ex elephant handler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why'd you quit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you get to play with elephants? are they like dogs? i read that they have very high intelligence and empathy

        No but they did like to play with me, they liked to play with my breasts which made me embarrassed and uncomfortable because I'm overweight. I would get so upset that I would cry, and I just had enough.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do you come to an innocent board like Wauf and LARP and ERP you homo, go away

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When he says "breasts" he means his man-boobs kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post breasts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just lose weight. It's literally not that hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you choose to be overweight if it makes you unhappy? Yes being overweight is a choice, and it's very easy to lose weight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you get to play with elephants? are they like dogs? i read that they have very high intelligence and empathy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha look at him

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